Welcome to the first chapter of super happy funfun! This story is really bad according to my friends….i sucks but I guess I could still put it on the internet…Oh well!!!!here you go!
Sasori:this story is RANDOM people!if you no like random don't read.
Ino:….OMG!!!!!S-SAKURA ITS HIM!*SQUELS LIKE A PIG*YA YAY YAY!!!
DEIDARA:THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Sasori:oh HO-*gets takled by ino and sakura,*
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amd the giant cat killed everyone in the whol-HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!!!ITS BACK!!!*everyone runs like ants*
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alice can you help me take off my panties?
Sure kaner!
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sasori:what the hell?who is that?!?!?!
Team rocket:protect the world from devestaion to unite all peoples withen our nation itachi kisame team rocket blast off at the speed of light surrender now orprepare to fight konan that's right!:3
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oh my god its godzilla and…and…ITS PREGNAT!!!!!
Random japanese dude:that's the microwave.
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sasori:pikachu!
Deidara:wtf?
Itachi:chansey!
Kisame:magikarp karp magikarp…
Konan:sllllloooooooowwww
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naruto:im gonna be hokage belive it!im awsome belive it!sasuke sucks belive it!belive it belive it belive it belive it!
Kakashi:*slaps naruto*shut the fuck up!
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Ritsuki:I kill you with my sharp and shiny object of doooommm!muhahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Sasori:yeah ok than don't worry the men in the white suits will make it all better….
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kakashi:read all this book*holds up titanic*in 2 secounds or I shove this pointy thing in your face.
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konan:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pppppppppppppoooooooooo
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deidara:oh my god sasori is dead sasori is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
sasori:deidara im-
deidara:shut up your not in this episode!dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead!
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konan:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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this is a little too random lets tone down at the beatch with the akatsuki!(this is gonna go bad….)
itachi:*lays down to relax*
kisame:ITACCCCHHHI!
Itachi:*ooks to see who saidhis name*
No one is there
Kisame:ITTTTTTAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!
Itachi:*urns around*mongekyo sharingan!!!
Kisame dies.
Itachi:kisame?kisame?!KISAME?!?!?!
Deidara appears
Deidara:itachi?
Itachi:leave me alone
Deidara:but itachi!
Itachi:leave me alone!
Deidara:itachi?
Itachi:mongekyo shringan!
Deidara dies
Sasori appears
Sasori:itachi why is deidara and kisame dead?
Itachi faces sasori
Sasori:oh shit.
Itachi:mongekyo shringan!!!
5 minutes later…
all akatsuki are dead in a pile except itachi
itachi:now I can relax…
itachi lies down
????:itachi!!!!i will kill you!
Itachi:shit
Sasuke:itaci I will kill you now!i have monkeys will get you shringan!
Itachi:uhhh….sasuke its-
Too late!
Sasuke:monkeys will get you sharingan!
5 minutes of monkey tocher later…..
itachi:now I can relax…'
naruto:sasuke!
Le fin!
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sasori:ino shut the fuck up!
Ino:im a piggy im so pretty im a piggy im so pretty………TBC.
Did you guys like it?longest thing I ever wrote 2 chapter will be up soon!