Chapter 1

Naraku sat in his desk, sipping his tea. "This seems almost too easy," he chuckled.

"Really?" a voice said behind him. Naraku turned around. His chair was the kind that can turn and do circles. They are really fun! Like once, I kept going and going, and then my sis just suddenly stopped me and then I flew- ahem, getting out of the story, here, so…

Naraku turned around. "You! How did you get in?"

The person chuckled. "I walked! Don't be silly! You know why I'm here, so let me have it."

"Over my dead body! I'm calling security!" Naraku bellowed. He pressed a button labeled SCARY CLOWNS.

"Be that way." The person said.

And, within seconds, Naraku died.

By the time Bobo the scary clown came, it was too late. Naraku lay on the floor, all bloody (no duh!), and the murderer was gone. Bobo quickly called the police. "Officers, Naraku has died."

There was a noise that seemed to be of celebration on the other side of the phone. "Ahem, we mean, how tragic!" the Chief Officer announced. "We'll be there soon."