THE LEGEND OF 2CHAINZ (In Memory of Trayvon "Skittles" Martin)
Once upon a time, 2chains had only One Chain. 1Chain spent all of his time trying to find his other chain, but had no such luck. One swag evening, 1chain decided to be different whiel riding around and getting it and got himself a big booty hoe for his birthday. Hanging from the bad bitch's neck, there was a chain! It was almost identical to his own one chian.
Knowing what he had to do, he fucked the bitch to climax and was granted One More Chain, thus creating the legend that we all know as 2Chainz today. Ever since that faithful day, he has been rollin to the scene with his ceiling missing judgin the bad bitches at the annual Bad Bitches Bash!
THE END!
FUCK GEOGER ZIMMERMAN!