disclaimer: I wished for it on my birthday, but sadly I still don't own the Firefly Verse
"Ta da!"
"What. Is. That?"
"It's your present!"
"Kaylee, it's fuzzy. And it has jewels!"
"I just thought you'd like somethin' nice for Vera. River helped me make it. It's a little bit longer than your old strap. I saw it kept gettin' stuck 'round your shoulder before."
"I can't take this, girl. Where would I ever wear this?!"
"It's not like it's pink or anything, Jayne. But fine, you don't want it I'm sure I'll be able to use it to rig somethin' up in the engine room."
Nah, girl. I'll put it on her now. Thanks. It's really," he grits his teeth, "somethin'."