so hey there i was bored in study and true i should have been studying but instead i wrote this...
not my greatest work but i was bored...so yeah...
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MSN GETS A LITTLE...NAUGHTY?? (suprise suprise)
bella: happilydamned
edward: sheismine
alice: shoppingqueenxox
jasper: feelyourpain
emmett: grizzlybearsFEARME
rosalie: prettierthanyou
esme: mothernature
carlisle: doctorC
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shoppingqueen has signed in
grizzlybearsFEARME has signed in
happilydamned has signed in
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shoppingqueenxox: I am soooooooooo glad u installed msn on2 our comps bells
happilydamned: hi 2u2 alice
shoppingqueenxox: LOL
grizzlybearsFEARME: wat bout me??
happilydamned: hey em lol i didnt 4get u
grizzlybearsFEARME: gd :)
shoppingqueenxox: ur hard 2 4get emmett
grizzlybearsFEARME: is dat a gd fing?
shoppingqueenxox: no
grizzlybearsFEARME: ok. compliment it is :D
shoppingqueenxox: ... (sigh)
shoppingqueenxox: wateva emmett
grizzlybearsFEARME: LOL
happilydamned: so cullens? care 2 tell me y im alone?
grizzlybearsFEARME: want me 2 keep u company bells?
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sheismine has signed in
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sheismine: EMMETT?? IF THE NAME DOESN'T MAKE IT CLEAR, WANT ME TO SHOW YOU??
grizzlybearsFEARME: OMG! HOW DID U KNO??
sheismine: i read minds remember??
grizzlybearsFEARME: ah...
grizzlybearsFEARME: well c now...um...BYE ALICE AND BELLA!!
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grizzlybearsFEARME has signed out (and has run for the hills)
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happilydamned: hi edward. nyc entrance :)
sheismine: thanx luv :) and hello 2u2
shoppingqueenxox: hem hem
sheismine: yes alice?
shoppingqueenxox: well fine! dnt say hi 2 me then!
sheismine: hi alice
shoppingqueenxox: well hiya edward!!
sheismine: (sigh)
happilydamned: lol
shoppingqueenxox: so dnt u think ur name is a bit...u kno...possessive much??
sheismine and happilydamned: no
shoppingqueenxox: o-kay
happilydamned: :)
happilydamned: bt dat reminds me edward. y am i locked up here alone in an empty house with no charlie??
shoppingqueenxox: (rolls eyes) hint hint edward
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feelyourpain has signed in
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feelyourpain: coz hes a bad bf bells. dump him and...
happilydamned: and?
sheismine: AND?? (gets ready to pulverise him)
feelyourpain: and join the circus
happliydamned: LOL
feelyourpain: im serious bella
happilydamned: ...
shoppingqueenxox: um...jasper honey?
feelyourpain: yes?
shoppingqueenxox: h-have u taken ur pills 2day?
feelyourpain: ...
shoppingqueenxox: well have u??
feelyourpain: YES I HAVE THANKYOU VERY MUCH!! HAPPY NOW THAT EVERYONE KNOWS??
shoppingqueenxox: ...
feelyourpain: WELL GOOD HEAVENS FOR THAT!! Y CANT U LUV ME THE WAY I AM??
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feelyourpain has signed out (to find some razors that will cut his granite skin)
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shoppingqueenxox: JAZZY?? JAZZY I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!
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shoppingqueenxox has signed off (to find her beloved and destroy the razors)
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happilydamned: w-ell dat was...interesting...
sheismine: yeah...jasper gets a little...how do u say...emotional...
happilydamne: a little????!! pfft...dats an understatement
sheismine: true true
happilydamned: hmm...
sheismine: soo r u still bored and lonely?
happilydamned: am i ever! i think im gonna take a leaf out of jasper's book
sheismine: dnt u dare missy
happilydamned: wat r u gona do bout it?
sheismine: do u really need 2 ask dat?
happilydamned: yup. suuuuure do
sheismine: il b there b4 u can blink
happilydamned: i jst blinked edward
sheismine: damn u r sooo hilarious bella. im pissing in my boots (OC i know bt shh jst go along with it kk!!!)
happilydamned: eww edward...dats jst plain yuck
sheismine: hmm...so can i come ovr?
happilydamned: how bout i quote u?
happilydamned: do u really need 2 ask dat?
sheismine: (sigh) wat am i goin 2 do wid u bella?
happilydamned: u can do watevr u want (wink wink) LOL
sheismine: have i ever told u ur the most dangerous creature on the planet?
happilydamned: u may hav mentioned it in passing
sheismine: il b right there bella...stay safe
happilydamned: im sure i can survive widout u 4 5mins edward. geeez
sheismine: i nevr kno wid u bella...
happilydamned: jst get ur ass ovr here edward
sheismine: yes ma'am
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happilydamned has signed off
she is mine has signed off
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mothernature has signed in
doctorC has signed in
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mothernature: have they gone?
doctorC: yep. msn is ALL ours!!!
mothernature: whoooooooooo!
doctorC: now wat?
mothernature: idk
doctorC: ...
mothernature: y r kids so obsessed wid this thing?
doctorC: search me
mothernature: id luv 2
doctorC: =O
mothernature: wat????!! cant a woman b a little...bad once in a wile?
doctorC: esme? i want 2 ravage u
mothernature: OH MY CARLISLE
doctorC: yes?
mothernature: do it
doctorC: ok
(yeah yeah i kno this is waaaayy OC for carlisle and esme but tough cookies kk)
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mothernature has signed out
doctorC has signed out
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prettierthanyou has signed in
grizzlybearsFEARME has signed in
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prettierthanyou: please tell me dat wasnt jst esme and carlisle talking...like dat
grizzlybearsFEARME: sadly...it was
prettierthanyou: dear god! that is sooooooooooooo gross...
grizzlybearsFEARME: i kno...im metally scarred 4 life
prettierthanyou: me 2 baby...me 2
grizzlybearsFEARME: shall we b comfort partners? rock eachother in the tides of nightmares and live in peril together?
prettierthanyou: umm...if ur trying 2 ask for sex...jst say it
grizzlybearsFEARME: rosalie have sex wid me
prettierthanyou: dats better nd ok.
prettierthanyou: beat u 2 da bed!!
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prettierthanyou has signed out
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grizzlybearsFEARME: rose!!! ur a cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(in the distance rose is cackling, already comfy on the bed)
grizzlybearsFEARME: dammit. now im talking 2 myself...
grizzlybearsFEARME: wait...y am i talking 2 myself??
grizzlybearsFEARME: oh-kay...well cya!!! whoever is out there in the cyber world who decided to break into our hard drives and access private info and...well imma shut-up now...
grizzlybearsFEARME: i think i talk to much...
(in the distance from emmett and rosalies bedroom rosalie waits..."EMMETT? SIGN OFF THAT STUPID THING NOW!!!")
grizzlybearsFEARME: yes dear
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grizzlybearsFEARME has signed out
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well guys i hope u enjoyed reading this as much as i did writing it...it definetly passed the time lol i think i pissed my pants laughing...hahaha jst kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wear a nappy...OK IM KIDDING!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cya guys thnx 4 reading...pretty please review and il love u =P
xx-hugz-xx