Disclaimer: I don't own Lost. I don't own any of the characters you see. In fact, I own nothing.

I just thought of this as I was watching the first season of Lost. It just made me laugh.

Me Kate, Me throw rock.

"What do you mean you were just talking?"

"Listen, Freckles, she was just asking me some questions."

"She was on top of you!"

The yelling could be heard throughout the beach. As usual, Kate had found Sawyer in an "interesting" position with the one and only Juliet.

"Well, apparently you two think alike."

"What are you talking about, Sawyer?" said Kate. Sawyer gave her a knowing look.

"You two seem to think that the only way you can talk to a man is to tackle him, Sweetheart."

"That's not true."

"Well you could have fooled me." Sawyer smirked.

With a sigh of exasperation, Kate stormed off into the jungle. How dare he think that that…thing and I are alike. He knows how evil she is. She almost KILLED him. And yet, I find them, in his tent, with her straddling him.

CRACK

What was that?

SNAP

Kate bent down and picked up a few rocks. Scanning the foliage, she saw a bush quivering.

"Who's there?" Silence

"Hello?" More Silence

"HELLO?!" Silence was the only answer.

Hearing a twig snap, she cocked back her arm and threw the stone as hard as she could, into the bush.

"Ahhh!"

Out came a stumbling Sawyer with a great feeling of Déjà vu.

"What the heck was that for?" said a very confused Sawyer.

"Why were you following me, James?" Kate replied with a stony expression.

"Listen," Sawyer sighed. "I was following you so I could apologize."

"By sneaking up on me?"

"Will you let me finish? I wanted to say I was sorry for what happened. What you saw was Juliet for some strange reason confronting me about why Jacko was acting all weird. Don't know why she thinks I would know, but still. I was about to push her off when you came in." Sawyer finished with a defeated look. "I'm really sorry, Freckles."

"It's fine. I overreacted. I should have known it was her doing and not you." Kate walked up to him. "Do you forgive me for hitting you?"

"Of course." Sawyer smiled and leaned down to give her a kiss, but paused.

"Where did you learn to throw like that?" Kate laughed.

"Remember, Me Kate, Me throw rock."

THE END

AN: Just a random, five minute Skate story that came off the top of my head. I don't really support Skate or Jate, I am fine with whatever. R&R!!