This was written as a submission for Smythofsky Week (Day #1 Theme - Flirting/UST) on tumblr. Thanks to SolariaLunar21 for looking over this for me. Please review!
From: Unknown Number
From: Unknown number (Sat 19/5 8:19pm)
Are you coming to Scandals tonight?
To: Unknown number (Sat 19/5 8:22pm)
whos this
From: Unknown number (Sat 19/5 8:23pm)
Who do you think it is?
From: Unknown number (Sat 19/5 8:24pm)
Better yet, who do you want it to be?
From: Unknown number (Sat 19/5 8:31pm)
Fine, don't play along. God you're boring. It's Sebastian.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:35pm)
how did u get my #
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:37pm)
Oh, please don't tell me you use text-speak. Please.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:38pm)
srsly how did u get my #
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:42pm)
I thought you knew how to speak English, Bear Cub. The words you are looking for are "seriously", "you" and "number".
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:38pm)
r u gonna tell me or not
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:42pm)
Ugh, fine. Continue with your illiterate ways. I got "ur #" from your Facebook account info.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:43pm)
ur not on my FB
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:45pm)
I don't need to be. Your account and info are public. Your privacy settings must be atrocious. You should probably change that, by the way.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:46pm)
shit thnx
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:47pm)
Well?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:47pm)
well wat
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:48pm)
Are you coming to Scandals tonight?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:48pm)
oh prolly not y
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:51pm)
Because it's boring here tonight and I need someone to entertain me. PS. Prolly is NOT a word, and punctuation is your friend.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:52pm)
y me? and fck off its only txt
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:53pm)
Why not you? Ooh…you had a question mark that time, nice work. Baby steps.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:54pm)
coz u think im fat & look like Libberachy
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:55pm)
First of all, his name was Liberace. You just lost gay points. And I was kidding.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:56pm)
i dun think u were
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:56pm)
I was just teasing, promise.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 8:58pm)
fine then y me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:01pm)
I already told you: why not?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:03pm)
thats not a proper answer
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:04pm)
And you aren't using proper English.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:04pm)
fck u Seb
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:05pm)
Maybe if you dress nicely.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:08pm)
wait wat
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:10pm)
Never mind, just come to Scandals.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:11pm)
i dunno
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:12pm)
Come on…I'll make it worth your while.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:12pm)
wat do u mean
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:13pm)
You can't be THAT innocent.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:14pm)
r u flirting with me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:15pm)
Come to Scandals and you'll find out.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:16pm)
r u flirting with me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:18pm)
Oh for…yes. I am flirting with you. Now come to Scandals.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:18pm)
y
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:20pm)
Why do you think?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:21pm)
i dunno
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:23pm)
You're fucking with me, aren't you?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:25pm)
maybe ;)
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:26pm)
You are going to pay for that.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:27pm)
how
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:27pm)
How what?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:29pm)
how am I gunna pay
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:31pm)
Are you trying to get me to sext you?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:31pm)
lol
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:32pm)
I'll take that as a yes. When did you get so interesting, Bear Cub?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:33pm)
when did u get so interested
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:34pm)
Touché.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:35pm)
wat r u gunna do
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:36pm)
To make you pay? Or if you come to Scandals?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:37pm)
both
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:39pm)
I can't give away all my secrets. But if you come to Scandals you won't regret it. PS. Wear that tight black shirt you wore a few weeks ago. Super hot.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:41pm)
i didnt no u noticed my clothes
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:42pm)
Just wear it.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:44pm)
r u really horny & just wanna hookup or wat
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:44pm)
Just come along.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:46pm)
r u just horny or do u like me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:47pm)
Are you serious? We'll talk about it when you get here, not by text message.
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:48pm)
im not coming unless u tell me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:52pm)
Do I really need to spell it out? Did you completely miss the fact that I Facebook stalked you to get your phone number?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:54pm)
so u do like me
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 9:58pm)
I don't even know if that's a statement or a question. Just come to Scandals. Wear the tight black shirt.
From: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 10:00pm)
We can talk when you get here and I promise to do unmentionable things to your body. Unless you aren't interested?
To: Sebastian (Sat 19/5 10:01pm)
be there soon
To: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:37pm)
i cant believe u changed ur name in my fone
From: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:39pm)
I can't believe you mangle the English language via text.
To: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:42pm)
is that ne way 2 talk 2 ur boyfriend
From: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:43pm)
I don't know, babe. That's not something I have lots of experience in.
To: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:45pm)
well its not very nice
From: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:46pm)
Do you want me to make it up to you? My parents are out of town all weekend.
To: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:49pm)
coming
From: Sebastian-The-Sex-God (Fri 25/5 6:50pm)
Not yet, but you will be.