The Secret Admirer Chapter 1.
Disclaimer: Listen...Don't call my stories "mary Sue"s..Or i will get angry. I only own me.
As Paul London walked out of the ring in his purple outfit with the matching tassel boots and knee guards…
…He was then followed by a certain cat-girl. This cat-girl had Purple ears on her head, a purple tail... And most strangely... Phoenix wings in the same color as Paul's outfit!
She crept through the halls behind him, and hid behind the extra speakers, but knocked over a microphone that was perched on top of them.
"What was that?" he said. And looked around and behind. "Ooookay…….That was weird…" as he walked away….she crept up and hid again. And when he reached his room…She pounced out and knocked him over!
"Hi!" She said.
"Who are you?" He answered.
"I'm Neko!" She giggled.
"What are you doing here?" He demanded.
"I'm here to give you a letter." She said. And with that…she pulled out a red envelope and handed it to him. It only had the words... "To Paul London." He opened it and it read…
"My Sweetest Paul, I Have loved you from across the ring for some time now... Love,
And when I see you do the 450 Splash... my heart just skips a beat. So... I want to meet you in person. I will leave clues to tell you where I will be... who I am... and where I came from. The first clue is…A red Feather is in the cap of the Announcer…and Red feathers are like "Rising Suns".
Your Secret Admirer. "
"Rising suns? I only know 2 Japanese people….and what does it mean by an announcer? Wait…Funaki! He's Japanese!" and with that... he ran off to find Funaki.
"He just doesn't know yet... And I won't tell him until he has found all the clues." Neko giggled softly.
Paul caught up with Funaki right before he left his room.
"Funaki…Can I see your hat for a second?" He panted.
"Umm…Hai. But why, Paul-san?" Funaki asked.
He handed his hat to him, and just as he knew it... a red feather fell out of it. Along with a tiny note.
"Paul…If you look in the Shower... I might have left something." It read.
And with that... He left to find the next clue.
"Meh…I had to take a shower anyway." He said, as he grabbed some clean clothes…and walked into the shower room. As he let the water run all over his body, he found a plastic baggie with a card in it. He turned off the water and picked it up. It read...
"Yoo hoo! Paul-sama! Look where you would see the leader! You only have 1 more clue!" It read.
"Jeez! How many clues are there?" he wondered. Then he thought…"Wait…A Feather... A card that had a picture of a Tiger's claw on the back…It couldn't be…Nah... It couldn't be her. I'll just find the other clues." And with that... He ran out. "Yikes!" He said.
(He forgot something…His clothes! --)
and (Finally... With clothes on!) He ran out of the shower room with the two clues in hand. "Leaders... What does that even mean?" Then…he got hungry thinking about it. He walked to the cafeteria and grabbed some lunch. He sat next to Heidenreich, and kept thinking about the clue. "Leader…. Does that mean the GM of Smackdown? "He thought. As he took a bite of his lunch... he got an idea!
"I'll just ask someone what this clue means!" after he finished eating... he walked to where the GM of SD, Teddy long was located at.
"Wait Up, playa!" Teddy yelled from about 20 inches behind him.
"..." that was all he could say...until..."There you are! I need to know, did you get a letter from a woman earlier? Or a strange item?"
"Yeaaaaaah...It was from a girl with Cat-ears, tail...and Red wings. It's for you." He pulled out a Red envelope that said "To Paul-sama."
"Cool." he said, and read the letter. And this time...The clue was..."Beep Beep! Where do you hear this noise at?" and there was a necklace in it.
The necklace was pure crystal and gold…made just for him.
"Whoa… Whoever this girl is...Must really like me!" He said. And with that... he ran out to find the final clue.
After some searching for where you could hear the sound that was written on the letter, he had an idea where it was at. He left the building and went to the Parking Garage, where someone was shining a bright light in his face. A low, sexy voice was heard… and the lady on top of the car turned down the lights... And there she was….Red phoenix wings that came down to her tail, A Black tail…and Golden Cat eyes with Black cat ears above her Poofed-out hair.
"Hello, Paul….I see you have found the clues I left you." She said with a low, and yet very seductive voice.
"Neko? Is that you?" he asked. Shielding his eyes from the very bright lights.
"Yep. It's me, alright…But I am different from before, no?" she said…with a sly edge to her voice. "The version you saw earlier was a decoy."
"What! What are you?" he said.
"I am a Rainbowian Queen….With powers that you wouldn't imagine." She said.
"Really? Well…Prove it to me." He said, with a curious edge to his voice.
"Ok."
And with that…She jumped off of the car, turned it off... And shape shifted into a panther with Golden eyes, Heart-Shaped tail, and claws with rose-colored tips.
"Is. Is that real?" he asked...and went around her. He felt it, and it was soft…like that of a pillow…and it spoke…"It's me, alright. I told you I could do it."
"Whoa…This is…oh dude…I've got to tell Brian!" He said...
"No. If you tell him…he'll freak out!" She said.
"I don't care…I wanna tell him!" He said, and ran to Brian Kendrick, who was coming out of his dressing room.
But they literally ran into each other.
"Ouch….What's the rush?" He said.
"You've got to come see this! Neko...She's a…" Paul started to say…
"A what?" Someone said from behind the two men.
It was Rey Mysterio.
"Whoa…Both of you…Come with me." He said and grabbed both of their arms. He led them to the parking garage, where she was still sitting down as a panther.
"You see? That's Neko!" Paul Said.
"Whoa….And I thought that was all a trick!" Rey said.
"Nope…It's me, alright. " Neko said.
"And it can talk?" Brian added.
"Well duh…How else can I talk?" She said. "But you three had better keep the secret from the others. They might seek me out as a target."
And in the shadows, a certain Purple-jacketed man was listening in on their conversation.
"So…She can Shape-Shift, huh?" He said. "If I make her an offer that she can't refuse….She can advertise my Simon System!" and with that, he chuckled to himself.
Neko re-shaped herself back to normal, and all 4 of them walked out of the garage…Until, Simon Dean came out and snatched her!
"Whoa! Simon! What are you doing with her?" Brian said.
"Well…She's going to help me sell my Simon System!" he said.
"No she won't!" Paul said, and delivered a Dropkick.
Simon dodged it, and poured Protein powder in their faces. They dodged that and Paul put on his mask at the same time Brian did. In a flash of light, they became the "HooliganZ!"
"Oh man…I'd better call for the Gymini..." Simon said.
"Golden mask whip!" Brian called out, and a golden beam of light hit Simon's hand, which held the Gymini-phone! It clattered to the ground and he tried to grab it. But it was too late.
"HooliganZ special Ability!" Neko called out, and their masks started to glow. As did she.
Simon reached out and pushed the button. It released the power of the Gymini! Both brothers stood there, ready to take the attack.
"Seal of the accursed mask!" All 3 called out, and a beam of light that headed for Rey was shot out. Rey beamed it back with a 619, right at the Gymini!
The seal hit both brothers, and they were sealed within an orb of bright light. As they tried to get out, both brothers broke the seal with a "Simon System Comet Punch." As soon as the seal was broken, Simon picked Neko up by her wings, turning her into a kitten.
"You'll never get her back!" Simon laughed. "She will be the mascot for the Simon System! Without her…You will never use your ultimate move that is contained within your masks!" And with that, he disappeared in a flash of purple light.
"Darn it…We've got to get her back." Said Brian.
"But how? I mean…Remember what he said? Ultimate move….Within our masks…What does it mean?" Said Paul.
"Well…Follow me." Said Rey.
The two men followed Rey Mysterio, and they came upon a book full of ancient masks and what they do.
"The Mask of the HooliganZ." Said Rey. "Whoever wears this, can become the HooliganZ; a Duo of Misfits and Powerful fighters. It only works with a pure heart. Now, the creator was a woman who was Half Cat, Half Woman, and Half Golden Phoenix."
"That looks just like Neko!" said Paul.
"That maybe her mother. Now, she created 2 masks and sealed within both, a fraction of her magic. And if you say the three words to unleash the magic, Your Ultimate move will be unleashed…the "Curse of Eternal Light." It will blind and Stun your opponent. And the three words are…."Troacia….Ariagan…..Solania". All 3 are in her language…it means…"Light of the Pure Heart." "Said Rey.
"So…Is there a way we can stop Simon without harming Neko?" Said Brian.
"Yeah….If one of you says the spell, while the other one grabs her…and says the spell. Then she'll finish off." Said Rey. And with that, the three men ran to Simon's room.
Simon laughed hard enough to wake the dead! "Now that I have you…..No one will stop me from selling my Simon System!" He Cackled.
"Yeah, boss!" Said the 1st Gymini brother.
"We're with you, all the way!" said the other Gymini brother.
Neko was being held in a cage that suppressed her magic. She pawed at the cage, only to be shocked every time.
"Brian and Paul will stop you!" She screeched.
"No they won't! As long as I have you captured…They won't attack! "He laughed.
And with that, they burst through the door. When they put their masks on, they instantly transformed.
"Oh man…." Simon said…and reached for Neko's Cage. Rey came up and hit him with a Mysterio-rana! The cage broke….releasing her.
The two Gymini brothers stood in her way, but the two men said…"Troacia, Ariagan, Solania!" And they sent a beam of light so bright, it blinded both of the Gymini. And it stunned them so bad; they had anime-swirly eyes!
Neko came up behind and used her "Moonlight Venom Fang" and bit Simon on the arm. He screamed in pain as the poison flowed through his veins, and after that….He fell asleep.
Neko De-transformed, and joined all 3 men in her dressing room.
"I'm sorry I put you guys through all of this…" She said...
"It's ok. Without you…We wouldn't have found the power of our masks….and the Power within our hearts." Said Paul.
"And with that…We thank you." Said Brian.
"Well….you only have 2 masks left. The Silver masks of Power and the Ninja masks of mystery." Said Neko.
"What do they do?" Said all 3.
"Well…The silver masks of power allow you to transform into any type of animal, person, or item. And the ninja masks allow you to cloak yourself in the shadows, like a ninja." Said Neko.
"Awesome. So, where do we find them?" Said Paul.
"Well….The Ninja masks are a prize in a Jutsu competition. And the Silver masks are in a cave…..somewhere under the ring." She said.
"What do you mean?" Said Rey.
"When no one is in the ring, the boogeyman stays underneath the ring, waiting for victims. If someone answers his riddle, he presents them with the masks." She replied.
"Well…No one is there….so, let's go!" said Paul.
"ok." Said Brian. And all 4 of them headed out.
The ring was dark, and they snuck out under it, but….they fell into a hole. As they fell, they landed onto crimson pillows…that helped cushion their fall….but they took one sniff and almost gagged. The smell of the boogeyman's staff lingered in the air…it smelled like burning oil and dirty socks.
All four of them got up and saw the boogeyman. They crept near him slowly…and rey almost sneezed. Neko used her tail to stop it. But it was too late…he had sneezed. It startled the boogeyman, and he saw the four adventurers.
"I see you've come for my silver masks……."He said, as he twitched and creepily walked… "But…You must answer my riddle to receive them."
"What is it?" Said Paul. "Whatever it is….We'll answer it."
"Fine…..What has….Four legs in the morning…..two in the noon…..and three in the evening?" he cackled, his head twitching and laughing insanely…"You have until the clock reaches my head….Or You will die here!"
They pondered the answer….and Brian chirped up, saying…"The answer is…Man!"
"What?" Boogeyman questioned.
"A baby has four legs, as in…it's two hands and feet. A kid or a teen walks on two legs, and a cane equals the third leg for an old man!" Brian said, with a smile across his face.
"Aww, man…You're right…." He said sadly, and handed them the masks….which they promptly put on, and transformed into birds. Neko picked Rey up and set him on her back, and they all flew up and out of the hole. And the last sound they heard was the smashing of a clock above the boogeyman's head.
"Now we just need to find the Ninja masks!" Said Paul, with a gleam in his hazel eyes…and Mr. McMahon... was practicing his Jutsu… And challenging anyone who could try and beat him.
They went to his office at the arena where RAW was being held at, and he yelled out… "Kanji-Kaze No-Jutsu!" (Fire Wind Jutsu.) And it struck a Chris Masters Ring Giant, causing it to burn. He laughed loudly….and when Paul opened the door, he calmly said…
"Oh….Hello Gentlemen…and Ms.Twinkle, What can I do for you?" he said.
"Well…Someone said that you had the Ninja Masks." Said Rey.
"And we would like to challenge you for them." Said Neko.
"And what makes you think I would give up my Ninja Masks?" said Vince.
"Because it says here, sir…" Rey pulled out the book and read…"If the owner of the Ninja Masks is challenged, he must accept or he will forfeit the masks by default."
Mr. McMahon Said…"Fine….Whoever can beat my "Kanji-Kaze No-Jutsu", "Kori- No- Jutsu", and "Jishin no-Jutsu…" will earn my masks."
"Fine!" All four of them said.
"Choose two of your fighters to challenge me." He said.
Brian and Paul stepped forward, and prepared themselves.
"Kori-No-Jutsu!" (Ice Jutsu.) He called out, and done his Hand signals after centering his Chakra.
"Kanji-Kaze No-Jutsu!" They called out…and blew a stream of bright crimson flame from their hands. It melted his ice Jutsu in a flash.
"Kanji-Kaze-No-Jutsu!" Mr. McMahon called out.
"Jishin-No-Jutsu!" Both men called, and caused an earthquake to hit him.
"Jishin No-Jutsu!" Mr. McMahon called out…..But it was too late.
"Kori no-Jutsu!" Brian and Paul called out. It knocked him out like being hit with a 450 Splash Pin.
They took the masks from him after he accepted defeat. "Great job, men!" Someday…I'll try and win them back." He smiled.
"Ok…It's a challenge!" Paul said happily.
"Now we have all three sets of masks!" Said Brian.
"Not so fast…" Said a mysterious voice from behind them….It was Simon Dean and the Gymini again. "We're here for your masks now!"
"Try and take them!" Said Rey.
"Fine!" And Paul put his Ninja mask on.
"Come and try it.." Said Brian, pulling on a Silver Mask.
"Attack!" Simon called out, and they went for all 4 of them. Brian transformed into Simon… and said..
"Dude….It's me! The one over there is a fake!" Brian said in his voice…and the 1st Gymini brother knocked out the Real Simon!
:"Ouch…You Bumbling idiot! I'm the real one!" He said, while clutching his arm.
"Yeah? Well then, the real one knows the weakness of the Gymini!" Gymini Brother 1 asked.
"Yeah. The Weakness is…They're muscles can be easily pulled!" He said aloud….And they took advantage of that moment of stupidity.
Neko jumped over the 2nd brother, causing him to pull a stomach muscle. And Paul caused the 1st brother to pull an arm muscle. Both of them were weakened…and fell over.
Paul, Brian, Neko, and Rey all pulled on a random Mask and activated the final attack….
"Full Frontal Ninja Shifter Double Strike!" And with that, a Blinding Specter came out and sealed Simon in an orb of Dark energy. The orb was then turned into glass…and kept out of the light, which would break it.
Neko collapsed in front of Brian and Paul….and turned into a Kitten again. Rey picked her up and took her to Paul and Brian's room to heal. After she woke up…Paul was sitting next to her.
"What was this necklace for?" He said, as he picked up the crystal and gold necklace that was left for him earlier…
"That is the Pendant of Bravery." She said…"Now that we have the 3 masks…That pendant will help unlock the secrets within."
"We'll figure them out in the morning." He said, and took her to where he stayed at…Until the tour moves on.
She laid there, sleeping off the wasted energy….and Paul laid down with her. The Next morning, Paul got up before her. He pulled on some clothes, and grabbed his gear. He woke her up, and joined Brian downstairs. After breakfast, they headed for the gym.
Over at the gym, they saw Kid Kash, Big Show…, Funaki, Rey Mysterio, and Chris Masters. Chris and Rey were on the treadmill, Kid was on the bike, and Funaki and Big Show were lifting weights.
Neko went over to where Kid was at, and got on the bike next to him. Paul and Brian lifted weights, and Rey Mysterio finished up and headed for the pool.
After everyone was done in the weight room, they put on their swimsuits and jumped in the pool as well. Rey was swimming laps around the pool, while the others just swam around and chilled out.
"….So, All I did was weaken him down and hit him with a Dead Level." Kid bragged on. Funaki swam up behind and dunked him underwater,
"……………" Was all kid could say. For right now, at least….his head was still underwater. Funaki let go…and he bobbed back up like a beach ball that was underwater. After catching his breath, Kid lunged at Funaki and knocked him under.
Paul and Neko laughed while Brian was playing Underwater Tag with Big Show, and as Neko looked deep into Paul's eyes…..Something sparked within their hearts, and caused a warm flame to burn within. Orton walked in, wearing nothing but his swimsuit….and as Neko and Paul was going to kiss…He jumped in and drenched both of them.
"Hahahaha! I knew that would snap you out of it!" Said Orton, laughing like a maniac.
"That wasn't cool, Orton!" She said….and splashed water in his eyes.
As Orton tried to get the chlorinated water out of his face and eyes, Neko pulled Paul underwater. She cast a spell that would allow them to speak and breathe underwater, and he said…
"How did you do that?"
"I have my ways." She said, and kissed him.
Paul was so much in love with her, he held her close, and deepened the kiss. As Funaki dove underwater to play another joke, he saw them kissing. Even underwater, his face burned with the color of embarrassment.
He popped back up and said…"Guess what I saw?"
"What? Big Show found the lost city of Atlantis?" Rey joked.
"No."
"Orton's brain?" Said Chris, as Randy sneered.
"No!"
"A tunnel to the center of the earth?" Said Brian.
"No! I saw….Neko and Paul Kissing!" Said Funaki.
"What!" All of them said, and looked underwater. Neko and Paul were kissing. (And I mean, Kissing! Not that Pg-13 type… I mean... "R" Rated! ) Her purple hair was floating like silk, and Paul's hair was all around his head, and messed up.
When Big Show jumped in, it caused a shock that woke both of them up from their trance.
"Oops…" They said...and dried off. The spell wore off…and Neko went back to her hotel room after that. She went into Paul's room, where many noises were coming from it…and a long scream that lasted over a minute. Funaki opened the door, and saw the two lovebirds cuddled together.
"I'll leave them alone." He said, and closed the door.
And the rest….I'll let your figure out by yourselves.