It was a normal day in the 2fort battlefield as the RED team was killing BLU Team, BLU Team killing the RED team, just your average day. However, today was going to be something else. "Attention! The RED Team will be battling someone else today. The BLU Team will be sitting this one out." The Administrator's voice called out.

"Well who are we going to battle?" Scout wondered.

"Only one way to find out." Spy said.

"Five, four, three, two, one. Begin!"

The alarm sounded and everyone went straight for the bridge, ready to take on the newcomer. "I hope it's not that girl again..." Engi said.

Scout growled under his breath. "That pink haired girl with that axe? Oh, she never gave me a chance to attack..."

"If she was to come back, Heavy will give her something else than a sandvich." He muttered.

Suddenly, a dark portal opened up in front of them as they had their weapons at the ready...and then a certain Great King of Evil walked out of the portal. "Who the bloody heck is that?" Sniper asked.

"Hey! You have some nerve appearing in front of our battlefield! State your name and we MAY give you mercy!" Soldier ordered.

The man chuckled. "I am Ganondorf...the Great King of Evil from the land of Hyrule."

"High rule?" Soldier asked. "No one told me there was a rule that was THAT high!" He exclaimed, earning a facepalm from Medic.

Sniper aimed his rifle at Ganondorf. "Steady...steady..."

Ganondorf noticed the dot on his chest and just chuckled. "You have some nerve pointing that weapon at me." He said as he raised his arm up, electricity coming out of it until there was some sort of electric ball in the air, then he launched it right at Sniper.

"Holy dooley!" Sniper exclaimed as he dove out of the way, causing a small explosion when it hit the wall.

"He launched the first attack! ATTAAAAAAAAACK!" Soldier ordered as they all fired at him, but Ganon dove into the water. "Alright, who's brave enough to go after him?"

"Stand back, I'll take him down!" Scout exclaimed as he dove underwater and went into the sewers.

"Heavy and Medic, you go to the entrance to the RED sewers. Demoman, you go to the BLU!" Soldier ordered as they nodded and went their separate ways. "Spy, you do what you do best!"

Spy was already invisible. "Right."

Ganondorf was leaning on a wall and then hearing footsteps coming in. Big mistake. He thought and then saw Scout running in. "Heh, sending in the scrawny kid, eh?"

"I'm not a kid, bozo!" Scout exclaimed and then aimed his Force-a-Nature at him. "And you messed with the wrong team!" He attempted to fire but Ganondorf yanked it out of his hand. "What the...?!"

"Hmm...interesting weapon." Ganon said as he tossed it to the side, then seeing Scout taking out the Sandman as he just raised an eyebrow.

"Batter up!" He exclaimed and then swung it, but he just caught it with his hand. "What?!"

"You're starting to bore me." He said as he yanked it out of his hand and then instead of tossing it to the side, he broke it in half, making Scout scream.

"Have mercy on me! I'm delicate, I tell you!"

"Oh don't worry; I'll go easy on you." Ganondorf smirked and then dark aura came out of his hand, and then used Warlock Punch on Scout, sending him flying toward a wall as he was screaming, then he fired another lightning ball of energy towards Scout, easily finishing him off.

"Scout!" Heavy exclaimed as he and Medic went to his aid. "Doktor! Help!"

Medic attempted to revive Scout, but it was no use. "I'm sorry, Heavy...but herr Scout is dead."

"NO!" He yelled and then glared at Ganondorf who was laughing evilly. "Tiny evil baby man will pay for this!" He exclaimed and looked at Medic. "Hit charge!"

"Ya." Medic said as he activated the Ubercharge.

Something tells me they're invincible... Ganondorf thought. I might need to ignore them for now. He said as he then ran off.

"OH! RUN! RUUUUN! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

In the BLU Sewers, Ganondorf was already walking through after easily avoiding Heavy and Medic and walked up the stairs. "Aye!" A voice exclaimed, catching his attention to see Demoman aiming his Loose Cannon at him. "You better surrender now or you're gonna get a cannon up your arse!"

Ganondorf chuckled. "Hmph...I'm not one to give up so easily." He said as he walked over to Demoman, as he fired multiple cannonballs at him, but Ganondorf simply brushed them aside with his own arm.

Demoman growled under his breath. "Ya leave me with no choice, lad." He said, taking out the Eyelander. "Time to cut some bloody heads off!"

"A sword user, eh?" Ganon smirked as he took out his own sword. "Let's see if you can keep up!" He said and then they slashed each other multiple times as they ended up clashing, but then he kicked Demoman in the chest to knock him down.

"Ach! That was bloody cheatin' the-" His sentence was cut short because he was then impaled in the heart, instantly killing them.

"Hmm..." He looked at the Eyelander and then picked it up. "I might use this for later." He said as he sheathed his sword while strapping the Eyelander on his back, then he walked away.

"Agh!" Heavy exclaimed, looking at Demoman. "Demoman is dead!"

"Oh, this is not good!" Medic exclaimed.

"Medic, there's still seven of us! There is no way a tiny baby man can take us all on!"

"You're right." Medic nodded as they walked straight ahead, looking for the great king of evil...and they kept walking, Heavy's head suddenly came flying off, making Medic scream.

Ganondorf was waiting behind a wall with the Eyelander in his hand. "Head!" The Eyelander exclaimed.

"Now there's six of you." He said, forcing Medic to bring out his Blutsauger and fire directly at him, but Ganon kept walking, shrugging off the little syringes as he grabbed Medic by the throat. "Farewell, doctor."

"No...NO!" Medic yelled as Ganondorf Flame Choked him until he went limp, dropping him and then he walked away.

"Mmph!" Pyro's voice screamed as she saw Heavy, Medic and Demoman dead. "Mmph mmph mmph!" She took out the Flamethrower and went straight for Ganondorf.

"I see ya!" Sniper aimed at Ganondorf, aiming directly at him, but he fired another ball of energy at him, forcing him to dive away. "I hate that bloody thing!" Sniper exclaimed as he got up, to see Ganon not near the bridge. "Ah piss...he's in the red base."

"Hmm..." Ganondorf stopped walking. "You have some nerve to follow me." He said as he turned around to look at Pyro aiming the flamethrower at him.

"Mmph! Mmph mmph mmph!"

"Speak up, I can't hear you." Ganondorf said, causing Pyro to sigh and take off the mask, as he blinked in surprise. "Now this is a surprise, I never once thought that you were a girl."

"Shut up!" She glared at him. "It's time to avenge my comrades!" She then lit up the flamethrower, but Ganon dove to the side. "Burn! BUUUURN!" She laughed maniacally as she chased after him.

She's going to run out of flames eventually... He thought as he ran around while dodging the flames until he tripped on nothing and fell to the ground. What did I trip on?

Thanks, Spy. Pyro thought and then looked at Ganondorf, smirking like a maniac. "Now...BURN!" She yelled, but no flames came out. "Wh-what?!"

"Just as I thought." Ganondorf said as he yanked the flamethrower from her. "You ran out of flame." He smirked.

"H-hold on a second here! You wouldn't hurt a girl, would you?" She asked.

Ganondorf laughed. "I'm the Great King of Evil, I do not have mercy on women." He said, dark aura coming out of his fist as her eyes widened, and then she screamed in pain as Spy's eyes widened.

That's barbaric! Spy thought.

Sniper came running down to help aid Pyro and Spy, but he only saw a corpse of Pyro and the smirk on Ganon's face. "Oh, that's it." Sniper said as he took out a jar of jarate. "Heads up!"

Ganondorf side stepped out of the way and once it hit the ground, it splashed on poor Spy, causing him to cry out in disgust. "There you are." He said as he Flame Choked the now visible Spy, and then walked straight to Sniper, as he took out the kukri and slashed him, but he blocked with the Eyelander and then slashed his arm off.

"Agh!" He cried out in pain, and then got Warlock Punched away.

"Two left." He said as he walked out, only to get blasted by four rockets, taking him straight to a wall.

"You should've heard the Sentry." Engineer said. "Welp, you might as well sit there while the Sentry starts shooting you up." He smirked.

Ganondorf looked at Engineer. "You...don't know who you're dealing with." He said as the Triforce of Power glowed in his hand, and then he transformed into a humongous beast wielding two swords as Engineer AND the Sentry started shaking in fear.

"HELP!" He yelled, but it was too late. Ganon immediately impaled him and then took out the Sentry as he then started tearing up the place, looking for Soldier.

"You stop messing with my battlefield!" Soldier's voice ordered as Ganon turned to see him on top of the bridge. "I eat pigs like you for breakfast! You don't scare me!" He exclaimed as he fired rockets from his Liberty Launcher, but Ganon slashed them away and then slashed down, destroying part of the bridge, but Soldier rocket jumped up and took out the Market Gardener. "FOR AMERICA!" He yelled, but Ganon basically grabbed him. "OOOF!"

Ganon looked at Soldier in the eyes. "You wanna rumble and settle this like men? We can do this like men!" He exclaimed, but Ganon threw him down on the ground and then stepped on the poor guy, making him cry out in pain until he was impaled by Ganon's swords, then he transformed back to his normal self.

"Hmph, what a bunch of weaklings." He said, activating a dark portal before walking in.

"You failed!" The Administrator called out to them.
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Remember the fight with Yuno Gasai? Someone had to go and give me an idea about what would happen if people faced off the mercs. Darn it, Flash!

So you'll get video game characters facing off against the mercs. Who knows, I might throw in some anime characters too!