What team Taka will NEVER do again

by Alucard the Second

Even a team of rouge teenage ninja need SOME guidelines. These are things that have caused team Taka to set up some simple rules to keep themselves from tearing each other apart! Crack. Possible multicrossover later. Rated M for safety.

1. Chapter 1

Welcome to the first chapter of What Team Taka will NEVER do again! It IS a crack fic though. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fic except for my own ideas, which can get trippy at times.

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RULE #1: NEVER replace Suigetsu's water with Gatorade! EVER!

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11:00 at night, random-ass area where team Taka is staying for the night

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Sasuke, the almighty avenger, was indulging in one of the rare times he had emotion. As a prank, he had decided to exchange Suigetsu's water with red Gatorade. He wondered if anything abnormal would happen the next day, when he would cut off Suigetsu's arm and hit it with a quick Katon jutsu in order to evaporate the arm, forcing Suigetsu to drink what he thought was his water. What would happen next would be anybody's guess.

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12:00 noon the next day, same location

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Suigetsu woke up the next day, at noon as usual. But what was unusual was the fact that as soon as everyone had packed up and was ready to go, Sasuke cut off his arm and evaporated it with Katon: Gokakyuu no Jutsu, the bastard! In order to get his arm back a VERY pissed off Suigetsu drank some water, but for some reason the water tasted different, like red Gatorade. When he looked at his arm to make sure it had grew back properly, for some reason it was red, and Sasuke was laughing his ass off! "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY ARM! HOLY SHIT, IT EVEN FEELS WEIRD! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU BASTARD? HUH? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING WATER?" an INCREDIBLY ANGRY Suigetsu (before I go on, let me tell you just how pissed off Suigetsu was at that moment. Let's just imagine if Juugo was pissed off enough to the point that not even the most overpowered version of any anime character in a fanfic, EVER, would survive, you're about 500,000,000 points short of how pissed off Suigetsu was.). Because of the need to catch his breath, after a short while, Sasuke answered "I kinda replaced your water with red Gatorade, wondering what would happen, but I never IMAGINED it would be this hilarious!"

After hearing that, Suigetsu chased Sasuke around the clearing with Kubikiribocho, planning to behead the last Uchiha.

And… CUT! I hoped you liked it! By the way, the later chapters, I will include more guidelines for team Taka if you want me to. Please review and tell me if you liked it! Be easy on me though, it's my first fic. Flames will be, without a doubt, IGNORED!

This is Alucard the Second, signing out!