Poison Jab.

Poison Jab.

Poison Jab.

PoisonJabPoisonJabPoisonJab!

How many times does it take before you get the message?

Stop flirting with them!

I can't believe that after months of having me on your team, you still don't seem to realise!
Everytime you flirt, I'll use Poison Jab. Everytime you exclaim your love, I'll use Poison Jab.
Heck, pretty soon, I'll use Poison Jab whenever a girl appears, just to save time!

I don't want you flirting with other girls. Can't you see I want you to spend more with me?
I mean, I don't expect you to flirt with me or anything, after all, you're a human, and I'm a Croagunk. It simply wouldn't be right.

But I love having you around, and I love you spending time with me. I wish you'd let me out of my pokeball more often so I could be around you...

I'm kinda jealous of Happiny, you know? You always spend time with it, hug it, generally show you care. Just because I'm a Croagunk doesn't mean I don't want you to show that you care...

I suppose what I'm trying to say is.
I love you, Brock.

And though I know you'll never love me back, I hope that you'll one day come to realise that you're not spending enough time with me and-
WHAT!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

STOP IT!

POISON JAB!

A/N: Croagunk's male, I think, but for the purposes of this story... she's female :D Please review!