A/n: Um, yeah, just a fic about my random failures of owning the witch in l4d xD Some bigger then others, and some noobyish then others. Either way, I'm owned by the witch time after time again. XD Note to self: Never crown a witch XDDDD! Well, at least for me. And I'll tell you the real story at the end.
Chapter 1: Flashlights are your enemies
Zoey crept along in the dark with her comrades. There was a witch in the middle of the room, so they had to be quiet while sneaking around her. The problem with Zoey was A) She didn't like the dark, never liked the dark since she was little, and B) She was not a stealthy person. So while the others were being quiet, Zoey was panicing on the inside, afraid to startle the witch. She had her eyes on the sobbing witch since the team had seen her, never paying attention to her feet.
Louis, Bill, and Francis had already made it, now it was time for Zoey, who was failing at noticing her surroundings.
Just as she got to the exit, she stumbled towards the witch, her hand that was on the flashlight accidentally moving towards the 'on' button. The light of the flashlight caught the eyes of the witch, who started to growl and started to get up.
Panicing, Zoey shot at the witch, who let out a shrill scream and started to chase after zoey. Zoey would have screamed, but instead, she continue to shoot the witch, backing up into a wall she, again, fail to notice.
It happened so fast.
Zoey, who NOW found out that she ran into a wall, was slammed onto the ground by the witch. She looked up, eyes wide in surpise and fear, as the witch clawed her to her death. The others looked up before scrambling away, failing to notice a hunter following them.
Real story: I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy getting a drink from my nightstand and accidentally press the 'K' button, AND I was in the direction of the witch and stuck between her and the wall. Auto Fail. I know. R&R.