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A LEVI X READER FANFICTION! *LoZ music plays* Anyway, I hope you guys like it!
Attack on Titan belongs to Hajime Isayama~
It was midnight. You walked along the courtyard of the old castle the Survey Corps decided to adopt once again.
You sighed as you sat on a small bench for two. "If only.." You murmured while twiddling your thumbs.
"'If only' what?" You heard a bold, male voice behind you.
"Captain Levi! Sorry, I'll go to bed now-"
"You don't have to." He replied with a somewhat nonchalant look on his face. He stepped forward and took a seat next to you. Your face turned red, luckily not being able to tell thanks to the time of day. "What's wrong, [Name]?" You blushed. "Eh?" He crossed his arms. "You heard me. You don't seem like your usual self." You stared at the ground, debating whether or not to tell him. Was it normal for him to care about stuff like this anyway?
"It's just about a guy."
Levi raised his eyebrows. "Oh?" He answered in a deathly tone. You nodded your head. "Y-yeah.. I can't stop thinking about him.." You replied, trying not to faint from a mix of nervousness and overexcitement. He rolled his eyes.
Please don't ask, Please don't ask, Please don't ask... You silently thought to yourself.
"So, who is it?" He asked. You could've sworn there was anger in his voice.
Well, shit.
"U-um, you'll have to guess!" You raised your index finger in the air. Levi sighed. "You know I hate guessing games." You put your hands on your hips. "Well then, I guess I can't tell you." He groaned and did his signature "Tch. Whatever." You shivered as a cool breeze flew through the air. "Damn, it's cold.." You muttered as you shut your eyes and tried to warm yourself up. Levi stood up. "I'm going inside." You nodded your head. "I should too..." He held the door to a large hallway. "Thanks." You quietly said, blushing. As the two of you walked through the hallway, you noticed Levi somehow slouching until he got to his dormitory. "See you in the morning." He muttered, slamming the door. You furrowed your brows in confusion. "He was fine a minute ago.." You muttered worriedly.
Was it something I said?
It was morning. The sun's shining rays coming from your window caused you to stir and wake up. "Ugh.." You yawned, mostly because of the lack of sleep you had. After all, it was six A.M. Thoughts of Levi ran through your head as you changed out of your nightgown and into your uniform for the day.
"Morning," You yawned once again as you walked inside the dining hall to join your friends for breakfast. Connie smiled as he leaned back into his chair. "Hey, [Name]!" Sasha took a bite of bread and waved. Mikasa smiled. "Good morning." Armin looked up from a book he was reading and smiled at you. "Morning, [Name]." You could hear the shouts of Eren and Jean fighting in the back as you took a seat in a wooden chair near Sasha. "Here. It was a struggle trying to protect it from her." Mikasa gestured to Sasha. Sasha's face turned pink and she looked away. "Is it that much of a crime to be hungry?" She muttered. "[Name]? Is something wrong?" Mikasa asked caringly. You scratched your head. "Well, it's a-"
"HORSEFACE!" You heard Eren yell to Jean. "GO FUCK YOURSELF, TITAN SCUM!"
"OH HELL NO!"
"HELL YES, MOTHERFUCKER!" Jean screamed as he swung at Eren. "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!" You shouted as you strode over to them and smacked them both on the head. "Sorry, sorry." They both said in unison. "Oh, and good morning to you idiots. Honestly, it's barely seven A.M. and you can't even keep your hands off each other." You realized what you said at the end of your sentence and raised your eyebrows, flashing a wide grin.
"P-pervert!" All of your friends muttered at the same time. You widened your eyes. "You guys knew that was coming!" You exclaimed desperately. You sat back in your chair and sighed, flustered. "Anyway, like I said," You glared at Jean and Eren. "it's a long story-" Armin piped up. "I love stories! Tell us!" You blushed. "Thanks a lot, Armin." You replied sarcastically. Everyone stared bug-eyed at you, expecting a story, just like Armin said. You put a hand on your head. "Nevermind." Everyone slouched back in their chairs sadly. "Oh, come on guys. Don't act that way. It's only about a weird encounter with-" You caught yourself before you could say anything else, knowing that once the moment you said it, it would turn into a terrible rumor. "Ooh. With who?" Sasha asked while trying to steal Armin's bread. You shook your head. "Not saying anything else." Jean shrugged. "Come on. It's probably some stupid love story-"
"Mikasa," You fake-coughed in Jean's direction. He gave you an embarrassed look. "Hm?" Mikasa asked. You suggestively raised your eyebrows at Jean. "How about that, Loverboy?" He almost choked on his tea. "Sh-shut the hell up!" You laughed while leaning on your chair.
"ATTENTION!" Commander Erwin shouted as he rose from his chair. Everyone whirled around to see him. "You will be assigned with your squad to clean. Maneuver gear practice will be assigned by squad and have different time slots for each one. Meet up with your group." You beamed. "Alright, Commander Eyebrows!" You smiled as you stood up from your chair. "Excuse me?" Your back straightened. "U-um.." Your voice drifted off. "I called you 'Commander Eyebrows' because- uh," You made hand gestures. "Your eyebrows are very vivid and large, sir!" You could hear your friends laughing in the back. Your face turned red due to embarrassment. "H-have you ever tried to pluck them?! Don't, sir!" He gave you a confused look.
"Please take care of yourself, Cadet."
"Y-yes, sir! In return, I ask you to take care of your magnificent eyebrows, sir!" You saluted him. Erwin made an odd face and turned to talk to Zoe Hanji.
"So, Commander Eyebrows?" You heard Sasha ask with random outbursts of laughter from your friends. You held your head in your hands. "Shut up.." You replied. "That was some feat." Jean said, laughing. You blushed. "Is that the guy you had the 'weird encounter' with?" Sasha chuckled. You smacked her shoulder. "HELL NO!" You sighed out of exasperation. "I'm gonna go see my squad," You waved as you joined Petra and Oluo. "Hello, Tounge Biter!" You said to him. "Could you stop making up nicknames for us?" Oluo asked as he crossed his arms. Petra giggled. "We saw the whole 'Commander Eyebrows' thing." You slammed your head on the wall of the dining hall. "God dammit, god dammit.." You muttered. Levi arrived out of the hall with Gunter and Erd. "Hi.." You waved halfheartedly at the trio. Petra put a hand on your shoulder. "Please don't fret about it, [Name]." Eren ran over to you. "What was with that? It was just priceless!" You put your hands on your face, feeling yourself blush. "Why?!" Petra elbowed Eren and made a gesture to you. "Oh! I mean, it wasn't that idiotic." You turned to see him with a desperate look. "Idiotic..?" You asked.
"That's enough. Get your gear on." Levi said.
"It's cleaning time." His eyes shone.
"Captain, I'm done cleaning the floor." You said as you wiped the sweat off your brow. He turned and examined the wooden floor you scrubbed intently. He pulled down his mask. "No. Do it over." He said as he walked over to a closet. "What's in there-" The closet was filled with containers of bleach. "The hell?! Why are there so many bottles of bleach over there?! You've already used up ten so far! How many are in there? Five hundred?!" He turned and glared at you. "Would you stop asking so many questions, you little shit? And no, there's four hundred seventy-two in there." You stood there wide-eyed at him. "H-how do you clean that much?" He stared expressionlessly at you.
"It's a gift."
"Say, Captain.." He made a "Tch" noise. "What?" You looked away. "If you were forced to use one of two perfumes, one scented bleach and one scented window cleaner, which one would you choose?"
"Window cleaner, of course." Your jaw dropped. "You actually answered that?!" He rolled his eyes. "What did it look like? Also, you missed a spot."
Ten minutes passed of you scrubbing the floor thoroughly.
"Alright, I think I'm done for real this time." You said exhaustingly. "I'll be the judge of that.." Levi muttered as he thoroughly examined all the boards in the floor. "It's a shit job, but I'll let it go. And.." You turned. "Yes?"
"Can you reach this book for me? I need to dust it." You smiled. "Sure." You tiptoed and reached the book. "Here- wait, is this a.." Your voice drifted off.
"A PORN BOOK?! C-CAPTAIN!" He staggered back. "Woah there, Captain Levi.." You smirked. "I- I just confiscated this from a cadet!" He stuttered.
"Oh really? Why was it in your bookshelf then? Didn't know you were into this stuff." He looked away as you flipped through the book. "Pretty hardcore, Captain." You grinned.
"Get the fuck out. Now." He grabbed your shoulders and shoved you out of his office. "Aw, come on, Captain-" He slammed the door in your face. "I guess I don't need to clean anymore!" You declared. You could hear the noise of shuffling papers inside. "Captain?" There was silence. You sighed as you turned and bumped into Zoe. "What's this about not cleaning?" You put a hand behind your head. "I- well, I found a porn book inside the Captain's bookshelf.. He kicked me out after teasing him." She threw her head back and laughed. "Really?! Fucking hilarious!" She kicked down the door to his office to find him reading the porn book that you found. He widened his eyes as he dropped the book. "WOWZA! THAT'S SOME BOOK YOU'RE READING! [NAME] TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT! WOAH! THAT'S SOME PICTURE! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?!" Zoe yelled as Levi slowly stood up.
You mentally counted in your head. You knew that once you counted to three, you would pull Zoe and run like hell away from the perverted cleaning maniac.
Three, two, one..
"RUN LIKE HELL, HANJI! RUN!" You yelled as you tugged on her hand. "Ah!" She exclaimed.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING DUMB SHITTY PIECES OF FUCK BETTER GET BACK HERE!" You heard Levi scream in the back. "I'LL USE MY BLADES ON YOU!" He shouted from down the hall. You panted as you dragged Zoe down the hall. "Run, Zoe!" She turned to you with tears in her eyes. "Leave me, [Name]. You're a cadet. You have a full life ahead of you. Just leave me." She fell to the floor as you let go of her hand. "Zoe! No!" You yelled as you could see Levi gaining on you in the distance. "I'm so sorry, Zoe!" You panted and ran from her and Levi. You noticed a wooden door and stopped for a split second.
A door! I can escape!
You heard the cries of Hanji as Levi stepped on her. "WHERE IS SHE, SHITTY GLASSES?!" You flung open the door and locked it behind you, panting heavily.
"[Name]? What's going on?" You heard the voice of Eren. You covered his mouth and shushed him. "Levi's chasing me because I caught him with a porn book. If I may.." You mumbled as you crawled under his bed. He kneeled down. "Oh.. It's alright, [Name]! I'll talk to him-" You tugged on his hand. "No, Eren! It's too dangerous!" Eren waved his hand. "It's fine." He stood up and opened the door. "Captain, I'd like to- OOF!"
"EREN!" You screamed. Levi stepped over Eren's unconscious body and dragged you out from under his bed. "So there you are.." He glared at you with rage and death in his eyes. You whimpered. "I-I have to avenge Hanji and Eren! Let go!" You squirmed and tried to get away from his iron grip on the collar of your uniform. "Pfft. Avenge.." He dragged you down the hall silently.
You saw Erwin leaning against the wall. "H-hey! Commander Eyebrows! Please help me!" You shouted as you clawed the floor, trying to escape. He stared at you and Levi as you passed Zoe's body. He grabbed Levi's shoulder and he immediately froze, letting you go. "Lance Corporal Levi," Erwin said.
"Just wanted to tell you that maneuver practice for your squad is in forty-five minutes. Be ready!" Levi nodded. "Got it." He then grabbed onto your collar again and took you to his office. "C-COMMANDER EYEBROWS?!" You yelled.
"Ouch!" You muttered as Levi threw you against the wall to his office. He then got on top of you and pinned you down."Why?" You tried backing up to the corner of the wall. "W-why what?" He scowled. "Are you deaf, you brat? I said why? Why did you.." His voice trailed off as he looked away. A light pink color tinged his cheeks. You blushed. You got a hand free from his grip. "Because, Captain.." You cupped his face with one hand and smiled. He flinched at the sudden touch of your soft, warm skin.
"[Name]..." He stared at you, all the anger drained out of his face.
"I am a ninja." You poked his face while saying, "Boop!" and left him dumbstruck. You wriggled out of his grip and ran towards the door.
"And ninjas never tell secrets, Captain Levi." You said as you opened the door and ran to hang out with your friends. "Remember about maneuver gear practice!" You said as you ran down the hall.
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