(Blinding white light lights up the screen for a moment, then slowly fades into a bedroom scene with a girl hanging upside down on a trapeze pole, her short brown hair falling free words gravity and red hoodie askew in the complex position. She mischievously snickers in the camera's direction.)

"Oh, that director guy is really easy to fool."

(Cue 'Meet The Thief' title card, it having a red background and a single dagger and DupliWatch mechanism on the side.)

(The camera switches back to the girl, who swings back and forth on the rope with her hands extended outward, her legs being the only ones supporting her whole body.)

"Being the only female on the team, you have a bunch of guys all whelming over you since they don't think a girl could last long in battle."

(She shifts slightly to face the screen, an amused look playing on her features.)

"Seriously? I'm an acrobat. I've got this."

(In battle footage is played, showing Thief seemingly cartwheel onto wall surfaces to get to higher grounds. Once at the top, she slipped behind a platform as she evaded a string of bullets fired at her direction.)

(It cuts back to her in the room, resting her hands on a nearby desktop and slipping herself off the trapeze pole in one fluid motion. She then twists herself into a sitting position, one leg overlapping the other.)

"Plus, when you got the skills to easily steal a bunch of weapons from an enemy team, things get real fun."

(Another round of footage is played, this time showing her creep up behind a BLU Scout, one hand on her wrist. A bright, camera-like flash goes off, starting Scout for a second and making him turn around. By this time, a replicated bat is in Thief's hand as she swings it around mockingly.)

"Look everyone, I'm Scout! Swingity swingity swingity- BONK!"

(She then forcefully swings the bat in his direction, dealing damage and swears out of him. She soon speeds around the place, using the bat as a temporary weapon until the timer runs out, her automatically going back to evading once the bat disappears.)

(The camera cuts back to her in the bedroom, where she is seen leaning back to the wall, a smirk on her lips as she fiddles with a dagger in one free hand. She reaches to the side with the other and pulls out what seems to be Sniper's hat, placing it on her head.)

"Then again, it always helps to have the common thief tricks when you're in a stitch. And it's pretty damn hilarious-"

(Muffed yelling suddenly erupts from outside the room, two voices speaking in particular.)

"Where's moi bloody hat, Thief?!"

"You better give that camera back to me at once! It's expensive you know!"

(Thief bites her lip sheepishly in reply, reaching over to the camera, ruffling the view for a few moments as she was grabbing it. She paused for a second, only to let out a silent guffaw when the shouting resumed.)

"Oh dang."

(The camera clicks off.)

(Cue Team Fortress 2 jingle, the view zooming out from Thief, who was posing with dual daggers in hand, with each beat, showing the whole team together and finishing the logo.)