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Chapter 1: Misadventures

Alright, my friend and I came up with this at school (we have a good amount of free time in some classes since we get it done really quick), so I hope you like it. We're really a good team~.

I'm currently trying to type this was a mutilated left pinky and right hand. My aunt's cat got really pissed off at me for shoving him off the bed and kept attacking my feet and hands.

Anyway, enjoy~!

Dean slumped in his chair; the happiness of finally having a place to permanently stay still hasn't worn off even after a week or so. Sam was busy in the living room looking into the notes Kevin left on the counter in order to make the kid sleep. The bunker was enormous and comfy, so finding Kevin a place to collapse for a bit didn't take that long. Dean himself was prepared to call it a night when a loud knock echoed throughout the bunker. The hunter was up on his feet with his gun in his hand in less than a second.

Sam was the same, save for he had the knife, and both stalked up the stairs to the door. Dean held his gun at the ready and glanced at Sam. Their eyes met and the younger knew what his brother was trying to tell him. Knife poised to strike if need be, and swiftly opened the door.

They were ready for anything … except maybe for the archangels standing outside their door. "Uh, why are there a bunch of dicks at our door?" Dean asked, finger still trained over the trigger.

Michael spoke up, "Our father decided it best that we learn about humans, so he severely limited our powers and left us here with you." He seemed to be forcing his words out.

"And by severely limited you mean…?"

"He means we basically only have our strength for the time being, and nothing else." Lucifer chimed in.

The brothers looked at the group. Michael's vessel isn't Adam like the last time they saw him. Instead, he was their dad, "How are you…?" Sam gestured to the vessel.

Michael got the gist, "I was pulled by father out of Adam, and he guessed you probably wouldn't respond well to me still being inside of him. Pulled some strings and made this vessel again. It's not your father really; it just looks like he did when he was alive and young."

"I thought Daddy was missing."

"Daddy brought Raph and I back, dragged us all to Heaven, and Joshua told us what Daddy wants us to do." Gabriel told them as he attempted to shield himself from the rain by using Lucifer's jacket –or Nick's but whatever- as cover, and the older angel didn't seem to enjoy that at all.

Dean stared at them for a moment before saying, "Gimme a second," and closing the door. He turned to Sam, "Any bright ideas?"

"Well, the only one we really owe anything to is Gabriel." Sam sighed, "What the hell are we supposed to do with Archangels?"

"I don't know! What are you supposed to feed them? They're as human as us now save for the strength, so they'll be even more annoying than usual. We don't need a bunch of angel dicks running around the bunker!" Dean replied, waving his arms.

"Set some ground rules? I mean, God supposedly dropped them in our care and letting them run around without anyone to watch them will turn into absolute chaos. We've seen what Cas does when we let him run around."

Dean winced at that. Sam had a good point right there. They opened the door and Dean pointed at them, "Alright, we'll let you chill with us on a few conditions." His green eyes glanced at the four of them.

Michael begrudgingly nodded.

"One, " Dean held up a finger, "none of you destroy anything in this bunker or cause bodily harm to me, Kevin, or Sam. Well, maybe if Sam pisses you off, but I'm definitely off limits. ("Dean!") Two, no killing each other. Three, Michael and Lucifer cannot pester us or try to make us their vessels; and last but certainly not least; none of you are to leave the bunker without any human accompanying you."

"Deal." They all agreed and Dean stepped back to let them in the house.

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True, the bunker had a multitude of rooms they could have shoved the archangels into separately. Dean brought it up and both Lucifer and Michael glared at each other and said, "I am not sharing a room with him!"

Dean returned their attention to him by clearing his throat, "I really didn't want to deal with that headache. I'm not stupid, no way in hell would we do that."

Lucifer was put in a room with Gabriel and Michael was put in a room with Raphael. Putting them together was easy since no one wanted to deal with the two eldest brothers fighting all the time, and Gabriel was bound to prank Raphael so bad the teenage mutant ninja angel would blow a gasket. They'd have to go and get them clothes tomorrow and more food, something of which neither of the humans were looking forward to at all.

"Samsquatch, I'm booooooored!" Gabriel complained and propped his feet on Lucifer's lap.

Lucifer promptly shoved his little brother's feet off his lap. Sam huffed; how in the hell are you supposed to entertain an archangel? It's not like they came with a manual or anything. His hazel eyes drifted to his brother, and Dean shrugged before heading toward the kitchen, "Give him a cat toy for all I care. Better yet," he checked the fridge and a wicked grin graced his face, "why don't you take them all out to get food?"

And that was how Sam was stuck driving the group in the impala to the convenience store. As soon as they stepped into the relatively small establishment they all dispersed to different corners of the store. Sam sighed heavily and felt like he needed to slam his head through a wall and pray it all ended. He decided to just get it all over with and get the food on the list Dean texted to him on the way up. He easily swept through the store and got the needed materials and set his basket on a nearby table once he was finished and looked around for the angels.

Gabriel showed up shortly after with his arms full of candy and a smile on his face. "I hope you can pay for that." Sam shot a bitchface at the shorter man.

"Weeeell, it seems I forgot my wallet. It's hard to keep track of it considering I don't have one."

A sigh, "Gabe…"

"How about you pay for it and I pay you back by taking you out on a date?"

"Oh god no. I'll just pay for it."

Gabriel snickered; he knew if he pulled that card Sam would pay for his candy. It's not like it put a hole in his pocket since they always had fake credit cards on hand. The two set off to find the other three, and managed to find them all in one place. "You people call this food?" Lucifer looked in disgust as he picked up a can of smoked oysters.

Sam cringed in mock pain before taking the can and putting it on the shelf again. "Not that. That is just gross." Sam chuckled a bit before turning to Michael and Raphael, "Can you guys grab a case of beer and meet us at the counter?"

The two nodded and set off, and Sam was pretty sure Raphael muttered something about "mud monkeys" under his breath as he walked away. Sam and Gabriel waited for Lucifer to find something that he wanted before Gabriel got annoyed and shoved a bottle of chocolate milk at his older brother's chest. They went up to the counter and saw Michael and Raphael had beaten them there. The cashier was giving them a skeptical look before pointing at Michael, "Mind showing some ID?"

Michael's eyebrows knitted together in confusion, "ID? What?"

The cashier rolled his eyes, "Dude, you look under twenty one. No ID no beer. How old are you?"

"I am older than Earth itself; I am the archan-weiujkldnvkljadsklfj." Sam and Gabriel leaped forward and covered the eldest archangel's mouth and dragged him away from the counter before he could say anything else.

The cashier watched them as if he saw this kind of shit everyday and turned to Raphael, "You gonna dish the cash or what?"

Sam stepped in at that moment and paid for everything before stuffing the group back into the car. Michael sat shotgun and pouted a bit, "How come Raphael could buy it but I couldn't?"

"Because his vessel looks older than yours." Sam said.

Lucifer and Gabriel were cackling in the back seat, and Sam was pretty sure he even saw Raphael crack a smile. They pulled into the garage of the bunker and everyone took in a portion of the groceries. Sam ran into Dean while they were putting stuff away and the smirk on his older brother's face made the younger Winchester mouth, "Jerk."

"Bitch." Dean mouthed back before he spoke aloud, "Alright, time for bed!"

The archangels each gave the oldest Winchester different levels of a bitchface that would do Sam proud. They followed him without much complaint though. Dean opened one door and motion for Michael and Raphael to go in. This room was simple; two beds, a TV, bookshelves, and two dressers for when they got more clothes. Dean knew the archangels would have to borrow their clothes or something of that nature tomorrow. He continued on and the next free room was juxtaposed to Sam's room.

They opened the door and the last two archangels filed in. Dean closed the door and walked off; Lucifer and Gabriel on the other hand noticed their room only had one bed. "Dibs!" Gabriel immediately shouted.

"Oh no, I am not sleeping on the floor." Said Lucifer.

"Well, I'm not either." They both stared at the bed for a bit and dubbed it big enough for the both of them. "No spooning." Gabriel said before jumping onto one side.

Lucifer chuckled as he settled into the other.

Meanwhile, Sam settled down into the comfort of his bedsheets and blanket when a loud banging made his heart leap out of his chest. "Night, Samsquatch!" He heard the familiar yell of Gabriel from the other side.

Sam groaned. This was going to be a long night.

Well, I hoped you guys did enjoy this. My dearest pal helped with this while I drove her home.

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