Authors note: all Twilightness goes to its rightful owner, Stephine Meyer. I do not own the Twillightness...not yet...jk.

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The Cullens go to Church

"Edward?" Carlisle called from his study upstairs. "I am expecting something in the mail. Can you run out and get it?"

"Sure Carlisle." I said heading out the door. Our mailbox is at the end of our driveway so if humans lived here they would be jogging a mile everyday just to get there mail. I laughed at that thought as I opend the mailbox. Curoius, I looked throught the letters expecting a formal business letter addressed to Carlisle. Aside from the normal junk mail, all I found was an invite to the local Baptist church. Funny Carlisle, I thought.

I ran back to the house to meet Alice at the front door, a sour look on her face. "He's making us go." she thought.

"Go where?" I asked confused.

She nodded pointedly at the mail in my hands, the church invitation up front.

My eyes widened, shocked. "Please tell me he's thinking about changing his mind."

Alice shook her head. "Sadly no." she sighed.

"Whose going to chaged his mind?" Emmett asked from the couch.

I walked past Alice to join him and Rosalie. "Carlisle thinks it would be best of us to join the local Baptist church this coming Sunday."

Everything froze. "He wants to do what?" Rosalie shriked.

"It can't be that bad, Rose. Millions of people go to chuch every sunday."

Rosalie looked almost amused. "People Em! People! We are not people."

Rolling my eyes at my sister's childish behavure, I asked, "Alice do you know when Bella will be back from her hunting trip?"

Alice stared into space for a moment. "1 miniute and 7 seconds. And Jasper will walk through the door in 38 seconds."

"Oh, God." Emmett said suddenly. "What if they have rituals with blood involved!"

Alice smacked the back of his head. "It's church, idiot not a witch gathering."

The front door opened and, as Alice said, Jasper walked in. "A witch gathering? Carlisle is taking us to a witch gathering?"

''Yes!" Emmett screamed like his idea was being confermed.

I sighed, exsasperated. "It's not a witch gathering. It's church.''

Jasper laughed as he sat at the bottom step of the stairs. "Close enough."

Now they are insulting the church. Carlisle thought from upstairs, appalled

"Now you've done it." I warned Jasper.

Carlslie was done the stars in a flash. "I understand if this family does not have the same religous views as I do. But we will respect the church and the people involved it it i am sick of this family thinking that they can say and do whatever they want without consequenses becoming involved. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, sir." we all mummbled.

"Besides, you kids need Jesus."

I stuffled a laugh as Rosaile said, "Some more than others." under her breath, flipping her blonde hair behind her shoulder.

The door opened yet once again. "Wait, who needs Jesus?" Bella asked holding Renesmee.

I got up to greet them. "Hello love." I said kissing Bella.

"Daddy!" Nessie squeled, reaching for me. I took her instintly and kissed her forhead.

"Apperently, we all need Jesus." Emmett sighed dramaticly. Carlisle shot him a look. "Sorry." Emmett mummbled.

Bella walked to the couch, taking off her jacket and throwing it onto the table. I followed, Nessie still in my arms.

"And scince we all need Jesus" Rosalie spat, "Carlsile is taking us to church."

Bella stiffled a laugh. "Church? Really? That will be...interesting."

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