Chapter 1.

15 members of the Z team are invited to the all famous game show 'Who wants to be a millionaire!' Working as a group, watch the Z fighters conquer all that lies ahead, in the world of Eddies Questioning!.....With some surprise visits from the author...


Disclaimer: We dun own nothin' we swear......ok then 10 cents AUS between us......thats all your getting from us!!!! We are in nobodies debt!! Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!

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By Saiyan Fury

Authors note: HI!! This is a fic written by 2 authors who became friends...well becoming friends isnt the thing to say...(lol) they were introduced by MSN and this is a rough design on what came out of one of their chats....the authors are: Black Fury and Purple-Saiyan!!!

Black Fury:Hehe I was mentioned first..
Purple-Saiyan:Only because I thought it was sincere to put the person that wasnt writing the authors note first!
Black Fury:I dont care, I rule none the less!!
Black Fury:Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Purple-Saiyan:Lets get on with the bloomin' fic! Oh yeah, and we are in it too, just to cause more havoc in poor Eddie's Game Show Arena!!
Black Fury:Yeah, rock the party!!
Purple-Saiyan:Stuff that, lets just write the fic and be done with it!

Round One!

" Welcome to Who want's To be a Millionaire! Hosted by.....well...Hey, me of course!!" Eddie smiled his dorky grin, " Well I'm sure know that I do!!! So let's not keep our contestants waiting!!!"

He gestured to the intire Z gang that were all siting patiently in a circle behind their computers.

" Let me introduce them to you!!" Eddie beamed happily as if this was the highlight of the show and it was his only chance to act happy before he had to become a complete stiff when the spooky music played.

" Okay! Behind computer thingy number one we have............Krillin!"

" Hiya everyone!!!" Krillin laughed.

" Behind computer thingy number two we have.............Gohan!"

Gohan smiled happily as he looked around the room.

" Behind computer thingy number three we have.............Piccolo!"

" I can't believe you guys got me into this!" He grumbled.

" Awww, come on Piccolo! It will be fun!" Gohan assured him.

" I could be training." The Green man added.

" I agree! I should be in the gravity room training not listening to this idiot talk about computer thingys!!" Vegeta roared.

" Calm down dad! If you win in this show we can then afford upgrades to the gravity room!!!" Chibi Trunks cried trying to hold his father back.

" Arrr..yeah behind computer thingy number.....what number are we up to?" Eddie scratched his head

The intire Z gang began to look around the room chatting and shrugging.

" So...arr...no one can remember?" Eddie nervously began to fiddles with tie. Everyone nodded in argeement.

" Right well I guess I'll have to start again...."

" Oh no you don't! Goten is missing out on enough study at the moment so there is noway we're going through that again!" Chi-Chi snapped.

" Awww....mom...." Goten began

" Don't you start young man!" Chi-Chi cut him off.

" Ok then, everyone one in the Z gang is here....does that sum it up for you?" Vegeta snarled angrily.

" Ok everyone in the Z gang is here!" Eddie smiled, happier.

" I said that!!! How dare you copy me!!!!" Vegeta lunged forward, only to be grabed by about every member in the Z gang that thought they could hold him back.

" LET - ME - AT - HIM!!!!" He roared.

Eddie turned back to the camera.

" Anywhodoodle [1], tonights," Eddie stopped and put on a evil expression, " Who wants to be a Millionaire-" He relaxes his features again, " - is going to be a bit different to our normal show, because we have sooo many contestants. This time fifteen different members of the Z gang are going to play as a group, each being asked one question in turn. In order of play the fifteen contestants are...


Goten, Krillin, Yamcha, Videl, Chibi Trunks, 18, Gohan, Chi-Chi, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, Goku, Tien, Chioutzu, and the newest Z fighter......Minami! Adopted Saiyan child of Briefs family!

The audience clapped and cheered.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US!" Yelled two unknown voices

"And you are..." Questioned Eddie.

"The authors of this frikin story thank you very much!" Yelled the so called authors.

"Um...okay, and your names are?"

"We would like to be known as...Saiyan Fury!"

"You cant go as a pair you know.."

"We can now! Its our story and we make the rules!"

"Fine, fine, dont have a cow, you can be on the show!"

"Thankyou, now, on with the gameshow!"

" Ok, let's get down to business! Goten if you will just take a seat." Eddie gesture for him to sit down opposite him at that funny computer thing.

" Ok Goten, for one hundred dollars, the first question of the night is: What was the name of Goku's adopted father? A- Bardock, B- King Vegeta, C- Gohan , D- Somehow, all of the above?"

" Ummm, well Bardock is my real granddad, I dunno about King Vegeta, Gohan is my brother so......um.....but D just doesn't make a heap of sense.." Goten mumbled.

" So which one will you chose?" The spooky music which sounded like a chour singing badly began to play.

" Arr......" Goten looked around, for clues. His brother began jumping up and down infront of him.

" Gohan what ar..."Goten began but he was interupted.

" Locking in C then...." Eddie began to fiddle with his computer.

" Wait noooo! That wasn't my answer!!!" Goten began.

" Well too late to change it besides...." Eddie smiled, " It just won you one hundred dollars!!!!"

" Oh it did, did it?" Goten sighed. [2]

" Ok question two! Take Goten's seat Krillin!" Eddie contiued.

Krillin sat down quicky and twiddled his tumbs.

" Okay for two hundred dollars: Why don't you have a nose?" Eddie looked up at Krillin with a puzzled look.

" Arr...is that the question?" Krillin muttered.

" Did it sound like a question to you?" Eddie added.

" Yeah but....ok then what are my options?"

" Free rein, just answer the question. If it satisfies me you win."

" Ok....I was born without one?" Krillin shrugged.

" Is that....it?" Eddie asked, Krillin nodded, " Ok you win two hundred dollars!"

" Wai!!!" Krillin jumped up and down.

" Question three! Yamcha! Who is the smartest female? A- Videl, B - Bulma, C- Chi-Chi, D - 18. Be careful!!"

" Aww do I have to do this one, no matter who I chose I'll get bashed up!!" Yamcha cried.

Eddie nodded.

" All right. Lock in ' B'." Yamcha sighed.

" Locking in B..." Eddie answered.

" What!?!?!?!" Chi-Chi fumed, " I'm far smarter than Bulma will ever be!!"

" I don't think so! Youth comes with brains!!!" Videl stuck her tongue out.

" Well, I believe that I'm the smartest as robots are smarter than humans!" 18 snapped.

" Lucky Yamcha knows what he's talking about!" Bulma smiled.

" Arrr...ladies! Please!" Yamcha stepped in.

" Let's get him!" 18 exclaimed.

" Yeah!!" Chi-Chi and Videl choursed.

Two seconds later Yamcha ran out of the staduim with them following.

" Ok I'd better answer this question, while there out of the room. So for three hundred dollars the answer is...........B!!!" Eddie smiled.

" I knew he was right!" Bulma laughed.

" Moving on....could somebody get Videl back in here, for question four for four hundred dollars?"

" Videl!!!!" Bulma called.

" I'm here!" She zoomed in and sat quickly.

" Ok for four hundred dollars: Who is the worst villian? A- Frieza, B- Android 17, C- Vegeta, D- Buu?"

" Um....well I would said Vegeta, he was the worst at his job! But I reckon that Buu was the most evil."

" Locking in D..." Eddie answered.

" Did I win? Tell me quick, I've got to mangle Yamcha remember!" Videl tapped her foot impatiently.

" For four hundred dollars the answer is..........D!"

" Great! Bye!!!" Videl zoomed off again.

" Get 18 back here will you?!" Eddie called after her, " Ok Trunks your turn!"

" Whoopie- doo.." Trunks muttered sarcastically.

" For eight hundred dollars, question five: Who came to warn Goku about the androids? A- Future Trunks, B- Anriod 18, C- somehow Goku warned himself, D- the ' people' on the planet that Goku landed on."

" Excuse me? Like I wouldn't know sommat that! It was the most wonderful, amazing, mighty future self of me! Lock in A!!!" Trunks exclaimed.

" Locking in A for eight hundred dollars..."

" I'm back! What did you want?" 18 called.

" Your up next, if this answer is correct of course!" Bulma smiled. ( She does that a lot.)

" I seriously doubt that I'm wrong!" Trunks snorted.

" And the correct answer is.............," Eddie began, " A!"

" Told ya!" Trunk moved off the seat as 18 sat down.

" Well? Hurry it up! I don't have all day!" 18 crossed her arms across her chest.

" All right, question number six, for sixteen hundred dollars is....Who is the most annoying character? A- Hercule, B- Videl, C- Vegeta, D- Oolong.

" I'm tossing that one between Hercule and Oolong, hmmmm this is a tough one.....I'll take fifty-fifty." 18 sighed.

" Ok, your options are now, A- Hercule or D- Oolong."

" That's totally unfair! Fine you stupid computer freak! I chose A!!!" 18 stood up angrily.

" Locking in A..."

" And A is right?" 18 questioned.

" And A is......right!!!!! You have just one sixteen hundred dollars!!!" Eddie exclaimed.

" Cool. Toodles then." 18 walked off to the side of the stadium.

"WHO ARE YOU TO CALL THE ALMIGHT HERCULE ANNOYING!! I WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE ALL DECAPITATED!"

"Oh boy, you've done it now Eddie, his ego's gonna out grow the arena in a minute!" Yelled 18.

"You answered the question though!" Replied Eddie.

"You asked the question though!"

"Who cares?"

"Me! HEY! He still owes me the expenses of letting him win the tournament!! Gimme the cash right now!"

"Fine then...heres a cheque.."

"Thanky-WAIT A GOSHDARN [3] SECOND! This is a fake cheque!"

"Heh....heh....holy crap!! SHES AFTER ME!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!"

"Im not after you, I just want my money!"

"FINE THEN TAKE THE MONEY! JUST DONT HURT ME!!"

"OKAY, OFFER ACCEPTED.."

" Well that takes us to the half way point now. So far the Z gang has sixteen hundred dollars and two life lines left! Tune in after the break to watch Gohan, ChiChi, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, Goku, Tien, Chioutzu and Minami!!

[1] Black Fury's trade mark word Anywhodoodle will be used quite freaquently in stories..
[2] Goten has to be some what of a smart ass other wise it wont be much of a game show..
[3] Oh the word we all know and...hate? YES! Goshdarn is an oldfashioned word that I never use, but as Purple-Saiyan was watching a Cartoon Favourites video, she heard the word Goshdarn, and it stuck to her feeble brain..

Also, the way me (Purple-Saiyan) writes is real irritating to some coz I dont like using paragraphs, but it should be ok. Ive seen worse anyway.

Black Fury:I certainly havent seen worse
Purple-Saiyan: Gee thanks, your real nice...
Black Fury: Yeah I know.. ^_^
Purple-Saiyan: Oh yeah, could you puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze review this story???????????????????????????
Black Fury:She means it, I would review it if I was you (which im glad im not), coz she can seriously go spacko..But im too nice to make her go spacko at me!
Purple-Saiyan: Oh you are, are you?
Black Fury: Well, yes I am!!! Bwaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Toodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Saiyan Fury..