Chapter 1: Assigning
"I can't wait till tomorrow" said an Irken girl named, Zoe.
She has green skin, two curled antennas, and big purple eyes.
She wore the same uniform as every Irken but the sleeves were purple and instead of the shirt being red it was a darker purple.
She has black leggings underneath, Black gloves and black boots. Her PAK is the same color but with purple spots. [A/N I LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE AND BLACK]
"But Ms. Zoe" said Zoe's Voot Cruiser but Zoe was lost in her plans.
The Voot Cruiser had different color too; it was purple and black instead of pink and purple. The ship also has a female voice.
"First I'll be assigned to a planet, Then getting my SIR, and finally succeed on invading the planet" Zoe said letting an evilish laugh.
She stopped laughing when her watch phone beep.
She tapped her watch and Her two best friends appeared.
"Zoe where are you!" asked Ayumi an Irken girl with ruby eyes and the red Irken uniform.
"in the equipment room putting oil on my ship for tomorrow, you know for Operation Impending Doom ||" Zoe answered
"that's today! Zoe" remarked Ivy another Irken girl she had the same uniform as Ayumi but her sleeves and colar were black. She also has ruby eyes.
"what?" Zoe said confused
"she's right" said the ship
"Operation Impeding Doom || is today" they both said. Zoe had a surprise look on her face she shook it off and screamed.
"Not cool" Zoe said "it's starting in 5 minutes" Ivy half yelled "she can't make it on time" Ayumi said
"will see about that!" Zoe said
"I'll call you guys, when I get there, Zoe signing off" Zoe tapped her watch.
"I'll see you later ship" Zoe said running for her life.
"don't forget to...put...more...oil" the ship said but she was half way gone, she sigh.
Zoe ran through the crowd pushing and screaming move out of the way.
She heard the announcement "Now, wiggle your antennas in salute, because here they are! Your all-knowing, all-powerful leaders, The Almighty Tallest"
Zoe ran through the back and saw Ayumi and Ivy. "pst...Ivy, Ayumi" they both turned around and saw Zoe "Zoe" they whispered they helped her up next to them.
"you are late" Ivy whispered angrily "sorry, I forgot" Zoe whispered back "hey guys they're calling the invaders" said Ayumi
They smiled and tried their best to impressed The Tallest. The first invader was Larb.
Zoe didn't bother to listen to the others since it wasn't about her. She turned her head when Ayumi sigh dreamly "what's wrong with her" Zoe asked "look who they call up" answer Ivy pointing at Invader Chin.
"Oh"
"I tried convincing her to ask him out but.." said Ivy but Ayumi beat her "Boys should ask the girl not the other way around, plus only defectives show 'attraction' to other irkens"
"hey, some girls ask the boys if they want to go out... and what's wrong with beeing a defect I mean aren't they kinda the same" said Ivy "yeah, but is more romantic if the boy ask the girl" said Ayumi dreamily looking over at her Major Super Crush
"what do you even see in him" Ivy asked "well his taller than me" Ayumi answer
"is that all you care, about their height" Zoe said "no, I also talked to him before, he sweet, smart, and tall" Ayumi said dreamily again!. 'Oh , and no they are not the same defectives are...well defectives
Zoe and Ivy just stared at each other. "Invader Ayumi". Ayumi got out her little fairtale thoughts and walked to The Tallest.
"we see that you have grown Ayumi" Tallest Red
"15 inches more my Tallest" Ayumi said proudly
"you'll will go to planet Gamma, home of the meat eating plants" Tallest Red announced
"and other extreme" added Tallest Purple
They show a picture of Ayumi struggling out of a plant. "Could you at least put a happier picture" said Ayumi.
They change the picture, Ayumi was now cutting the plants in half. Ayumi grabbed the assignment sheet and walked down the slide stairs and walked to her friends.
Ayumi and told Zoe and Ivy "I'll meet you guys later I'm going to pack"
"okay" they both answer. "Invader Ivy" Ivy smiled and marched to the Tallest.
"Invader Ivy, last time we saw you you looked like smeet" said Tallest Red
"yeah, and you were planning assigning me to planet Blorch, also known as "Home of the Slaughtering Rat People"" Ivy said angrily, scaring both Tallest.
"give her a good planet" Tallest Purple said scared
"ah...you'll be assign to um...ah...planet Cryptid, home of the nicest Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yetis" Tallest Red said.
They showed a picture of Ivy being carried by Yetis in an icy thrown chair.
Ivy smiled "excellent" she grabbed her assignment sheet and slide down to Zoe "I'll meet you before we leave I'll be packing" Zoe nodded her head.
"Invader Zoe" Zoe smiled that made her eyes closed (a/n I seen many cartoons that do that). She marched and standed infront of The Tallest.
"Zoe, the one that pass ALL the courses in the academy" said Tallest Red "yet, she is small" added Tallest Purple
"does everyone here only care for there height" thought Zoe
"you'll be assign to planet-" Tallest Purple tried to say but was interrupted by an Irken.
"Move! Get out of my way! Move! Move!" a distance voice yelled, the voice getting closer and closer.
"that voice its sound like, sounds like" Zoe thought as she saw Irkens getting pushed.
"it can't be" Tallest Purple, you could hear despair in his voice.
When the Irken climbed in the stage, Zoe and The Tallest now know who it was "Zim" they all gasped.
He walked towards the Tallest, Zoe backed up a little. "Sorry I'm late, my Tallest. I couldn't find my invitation. You're lucky I made it at all." Zim said
"you weren't even invited, at all" Tallest Red said
"yeah so, move I was getting assign to a planet" said Zoe pushing Zim.
"You dare threaten me, you dare threaten ZIM" yelled Zim.
"I...didn't...threaten you" Zoe said.
"YOU LIE!" he yelled again.
"Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia? Shouldn't you be... frying something?" Tallest Purple asked
"Oh, I quit when I found out about this." Zim answer
"You quit being banished?" Asked Tallest Purple "The assigning is over, Zim. The only one left is Invader Zoe" Tallest Red said
"But you can't have an invasion without me! I was in Operation Impending Doom 1! Don't you remember?"
Zim asked
"Oh yes, we remember." Tallest Purple reply.
"Yeah, when you destroyed our home planet nice going doofus." Zoe said glaring at Zim.
"could someone get her out here" Zim said pointing at Zoe.
"plus, I put the fire out" Zim added
"You made them worse!" Tallest Red said "Worse... or better?" asked Zim
"Guh... Besides, no invader has ever been so... very small. You're very small, Zim. You're a tiny thing." said Tallest Purple
"But, She the almost the same height as me" Zim said pointing at Zoe, "yeah but at least I pass all the courses at the academy" Zoe answered
he turned back to the Tallest "But invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
"As a show of... gratitude for your service in the past, eh, here's a sandwich." said Red pulling a sandwich out of his suit and hands it to Zim.
"But-" Zim tried to say "Thanks for coming everybody!, Invader Zoe your planet will be Planet Selenite home of the Largest Larveas in the galaxy" said Tallest Purple
"No!" said Zim trying to get the Tallest attention. "Goodnight!" Tallest Purple said waving goodbye.
"Noooo! Wait!" yelled Zim "What? You got your sandwich!" asked/ said Tallest Purple
"My Tallest, an opportunity to prove I truly can be an invader is all that I ask! Gimme!" said Zim hugging his sandwich Red said to Purple "Hold on, I've got a plan"
He turned to Zim "We see now that you are truly deserving."
"Yes. Yes I am." said Zim proudly "You will be sent to a planet so mysterious, no one has even heard of it!" said Tallest Red "Right! And those who have heard of it dare not speak its name!" added Tallest Purple "What's its name?" asked Zim "Oh, I dare not speak it!" answer Tallest Purple.
"Where is it?" Zim asked "Um... (he starts hovering around searching the holograph of the universe for a planet) Uh... Uh... Um... Right there!" Tallest Red said
Red points to a slip of paper taped to the holograph pole that shows the outline of a planet and a question mark in it with the word 'planet?' written underneath it.
"Ooh! Oooooooooh! A secret mission!" Zim said with a smile "Happy now?" asked Tallest Red
"Yes." Answer Zim
"my apologies My Almighty Tallest but why does this 'invader' gets a secret mission if he didn't did nothing but destroy and be banish" asked Zoe
"it's seems Joey envy ZIM!" yelled Zim "I don't envy you, Zim, and my name is Zoe not Joey" argued Zoe.
"Invaders! Report to the equipment hall! Oh, and remember! Lasers." said Tallest Red
A laser hits Purple in the eye. "Ahhhhhh!" cried Tallest Purple.
SO THAT WAS MY FIRST CHAPTER PLS NO FLAMES I'M NEW HERE AND THIS IS MY FIRST STORY HAVE A NICE DAY :)