Hello ladies and gentlemen. How are you all? Sorry I have not been uploading on here it has been a crazy and sometimes a shitty year. first, I walked in on my girl banging two guys on my bed. So, I throw her and them out naked after I beat the shit out of the guys of witch one of them was a friend of mine. After that I was in a small depression and hated life. Then my mother died the person that got me out of my depression and helped me not to hate life died. After that I took time to find meaning in life and banged a few girls and lost 100 lbs. I am now getting back into writing and life again. So, I am writing this new story that will also be a harem story with Hinata as the head girl and a lot of lemons. It will be mostly smut with plot. There will be lemon and lime also swearing and bashing people. There will be a lot of girls not all will be in the harem some will be just bangs or a one nighter. If you want to see a girl in here just or some kinky just message me. There will be some kinky shit in here so if you do not like do not read. If you are looking for an NPC or some other PC bullshit look some where else. They are not my thing if they are yours then this story will not be to your liking and good lucky finding something to read. No hate mail or flamers if you have some ways of how I might make the story better or and ideas you want to see just message me and I will see what I can do. In this story Naruto will be about the same strength but smarter and will be better off then he was in the show. The story starts off after Jiraiya throws Naruto off the cliff.

Naruto fell and fell "Come on you stupid fox help me out here" Naruto yelled trying to bring out the foxes chakra but instead of bring out the fox he was pulled into his mind

{In Naruto's mind}

Naruto wakes up in his mind and looks around. "Where the hell is this place?" Naruto yelled

"You are in your mind kit" Said a loud and deep voice behind a large cage

Naruto looks around and sees you is talking "OHHHHHHHHH the nine tails is getting out" Naruto yells and runs around (A.N. Think of Naruto running around like how Charles Brown runs around]

The nine tail sweat drops and look at him like Naruto is the biggest idiot in the world "no you fucken moron I am not breaking out. I am here to make an deal" the fox stated with a smile

"Wait what? You want to make a deal? Like I give you my soul you get freedom?" Naruto asked with his same idiot look on his face

The fox's sweet drops "No you moron but more on our deal later. For now, go down that hall over there" the fox stated and points to an hallway "And find an door that says 'sealed memories' and go through it"

"Why?" Naruto asked

"Just do it. You will thank me later" The fox said with a smile

"Fine" Naruto said and walked down the hall. As he got to the door and looked at it. "Should I really do this? I mean foxes can be tricky. This could be a trick to get my soul or something" Naruto said to himself but something in him just told him to do it.

As Naruto opens it and walks in he was met with a memory

{Flashback}

"Do we really need to do this?" Asked a wild hair older lady

"Yes, it needs to be done. For his and the villages good" An older man the Naruto saw as a grandfather the third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi said

"But this feels so wrong. He is their son and he deserve better" The woman said looking at the group. Said group looks down and away from Naruto who was in a chair and was drowse and could not move he was about 8 years old

"I know Tsume but we need to put these seals on him" The third Hokage said sadly

"But why? He did not do anything wrong and you said yourself these seals may hurt him in the long run" The woman now known as Tsume stated

"Yes, they may hurt him, but the village will hate him more and he will hate the villagers and village more if do not put the seals on him" The third said waving his hand to tell an ANBU to start the seals

"What do these seals do?" Asked a blond man asked

"Well Inoichi since you sealed his memories up until now beside a few selected once. This one" The Hokage said holding up one seal "Is called 'childhood lasting' it will prolong his child hood attitude and make him more forgiving like a child is. Now this one" Holds the other seal up "Is call 'the love of all' it makes him want to make everyone happy and wants to be friends. Also, he will want love any where he can not find it before and will do anything to get that love" The Hokage said

"Will these seals hurt his body or mind?" Asked a man wearing glasses and a long coat

"No Shibi. They do not make him stupid or make him weak. They just make him easier to control and very forgiving" The third stated

"So, you are brain washing him" A large man stated

"No Choza we will not be brain washing him" The third said with his hands up

"Really? Because telling him over and over that the village is family and you need to protect the village as a whole before your own family or his own good is not brain washing? Because I know you yourself have told him to sacrifice himself for the good of the village. Are you making him a weapon?" Tsume growled out

"I would never do that to anyone" The third yelled

"You could have fooled me" Tsume stated as she walked out of the room

That was the last thing he remembered as the world goes black.

{End of flashback}

"Son of a bitch" Naruto yells and runs to the fox

"So it is safe to say you remember what happened" The fox said

"Yes I saw the memory right before two seals were put on me" Naruto said with a growl

"Good that was the one I wanted you to see. Those seals did other things to you besides what the old bastard stated" The fox said to him

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked the fox dumpily

"Well that 'childhood lasting' seal did make you forgive and made you child like for longer like he said but it also stunted your lust and made you an idiot you the other sex and sex in general" stated the fox simple

"Did the third know about that?" Naruto asked hoping that his stand in grandfather did not mean to hurt him more then he already has

"I don't know but even if he did not mean it to be that way it still hurt you that way" The fox said plainly

"You are right" Naruto said looking down "So what is this deal you wanted to make?"

"Well this deal has three parts. Part 1 you will free me, and I will give you 8 tail worth of my chakra. Part 2 once you free me and you find your first mate, I will become the next and you will breed me and give you a child. Part 3-" The fox said being cut off b Naruto

"Wow wow wow hold your horses. I have three questions for you"

"Ok ask"

"First what do you mean 'when I get my first mate?"

"Oh, because you are an Uzumaki and not only are you the new head of the clan you are also the leader of the land a whirlpool. So, you will need many mates to please you" The fox said

"Ok then what about me breeding you? How can a breed with an large chakra fox?" Naruto asked

"Oh, that's easy" the fox said changing into an dark skinned girl with large breasts and an large ass (Think of foxy love from drawn together)

"So, you are female?"

"I am genderless I can choose what gender I want to be at any time" The fox stated

"Ok question 3 how am I going to free you and why should I?"

"Ow that is easy. If you investigate who put me in here, you will find a way. You should free me because I will become your loyal pet and help you with anything you want" The foxy girl said with a sexy smile

"Wow. What is the third part?"

"Part 3 is that you free the other tail beast and we will help you with anything your hearts desires and I will teach and give you three things that will help you gain an army of woman and solders" The fox said

Naruto almost pass out at that "What?"

"What do you mean what? I can see your inner mind. I know you want an army of female to please you before they put those seals on you and you will need an army of those loyal to you to gain power you will need in the future"

"If you say so. So how do I get you out of there?" Naruto asked

"You can find out by going to the Hokage and telling him that the yellow flash and the red hot habanera's legion will be waken to his trust self" the fox said

"What does that mean?"

"Tell him that and tell him the fox told you that and will tell you more if he does not"

"Oh ok"

"So do we have a deal?" She asked

"Sure" Naruto said and bumps his fist with the fox as the fox forces about 3 tails worth of chakra into Naruto and broke both of his seals and brought him into the real world

{Real world}

Jiraiya watched as Naruto fell

"Yaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhh" Naruto yelled as charka goes all around him and him summons the boss of the toads

"Jiraiya How dare you summon me here you worthless pervert" Yelled the large toad

"The prev is up on the cliffs edge. I am Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you"

"So the worthless pervert had you sign the contact?" The toad that was big as an house asked

"Yes and then throw me off of the cliff so I could call on the foxes charka. Meet the fox and made a deal so I could use his chakra. Now the fox just said that the one the one that hate you smoking so much legion lives on in me. What ever that mean" Naruto said as the fox was speaking in his mind

"But the only one that hated my smoking wasssssssssss-" The large toad said until he saw Naruto and he put two and two together and saw a mini Minato "You are the-" He was cut off by Naruto

"The fox said so now you know but the third and Jiraiya has to tell me the truth and make everything up to me'" Naruto said

"I see. So how about I take you and Jiraiya to the Hokage tower so you can know what that means and then you can talk later over some sake later"

"Sure" Naruto said grabbing a hold of him as the toad jumps out of the cavern

The large toad jumps out of the cavern and lands right by a screaming Jiraiya

"Oh hey Gama-" Jiraiya said being cut off

"Shut it prev. you and this tad pole and the old monkey need to talk now and tell him the truth"

"Whatttttttttttt" jiraiya started to talk until Gama grabbed him and jumped to the Hokage tower

It took only a few seconds to get to the tower. Right before he jumped onto the tower he stopped and carefully got on it and went to the window where the Hokage's office is and opened it and throw Jiraiya into it "Old monkey this pervert throw this tadpole down a cavern to draw the foxes chakra out" Gama said putting his hand with Naruto to the window so Naruto could get in witch he did. "Also, he and the fox can talk, and the fox told him about the tadpole before him" The large toad said as the Hokage goes pale and looks over to Naruto who was giving him a look that could kill. "Now you will tell him everything or we will. Also, the monkey summon clan will hear about this" Gama said before disappearing into an puff of smoke

"old man we have a lot to talk about" Naruto said to the Hokage

And cut right there. What do you guys and girls think? Tell me what you liked and did not like. Now for this story there will only be one wife and that will be Hinata because I like her. All the other girls will either be concubines or sex slaves or one night stand you will decide which girls are in the harem and where they stand in it. Also, if you think they have an kink or you want to see a kink pm me and I will see what I can do. This will be a cross over like. I will bring elements from other anime and comics and other media. Let me know if you can think of anything that you would like to see in here. No haters and no flamers or trolls.