MASH Theme Song

by Razzle

OK, I know it's short. These are my own original lyrics set to the music of the MASH theme song in the opening credits. I've heard that the song might be called "Suicide Is Painless" but I like my version better. From the POV of all the MASH characters.

"Heroes of the M*A*S*H Unit"
It has a nice ring to it
But much more important to me
I know someplace I'd rather be -
Back home, sweet home

'Cause we don't want to be here
But we have got a duty
An oath we swore to help our fellow man

And here we are as doctors stuck in between