What do you mean you've never seen Sherlock?" Simon half shouts.
"Well my parents went never let me watch the telly so"
"Crowley Baz" Simon stares at his boyfriend.
"We've been together for almost a year and you haven't told me"
"Well if I knew you were going to be a complete git about this I would have just watched the show" Baz says.
Simon grins.
"Great idea Baz"
Simon gets up to find his phone.
"What Snow what are you plotting?"
"I just have to phone Penny"
Baz gets up too, But Simon is already somewhat deep in the apartment
"What does Bunce have to do with anything?"
"Penny has a netflix account" Simon shouts from the other room.
"So?"
Simon pokes his his head around the wall
"Were going to watch Sherlock"
"Snow do I have to do this?" Bad sighs.
He plops himself on there couch. Simon had been saying up Netflix and trying to find more scones.
"Yes you do Sherlock is amazing!"
Bad sighs, he might as well watch. Snow is cute when he's happy.
Simon sits down next to Baz.
"Believe me you'll like it"
Simons presses play on the first episode
"I love Ms. Hudson"
"Don't we all Baz?"
"Wow Sherlock is a Arse hole"
"He literally just asked him to dinner"
"Yes"
"And Sherlock let him work on a bloody case with him"
"Mmmhmm"
"I ship it"
"NOO SHERLOCK ISN'T GOING TO GET ARRESTED RIGHT"
"Shh Baz I am still watching this"
"WOW JOHN YOU JUST WENT AFTER A MURDER TO SEE A GUY YOU JUST MET NOT A COUPLE MY ARSE"
"Aww Sherlock wanted to keep Johnt out of trouble"
"Baz stop fangirling during the show"
"I want to watch another one"
"told you you'd like it"
" DID. HE. JUST. COMPLEMENT. SHERLOCKS. CHEEKBONES."
"Baz….."
"MY SWEET GAY JOHN NEEDS HIS DETECTIVE"
"Baz you are way to excited about this"
"Were watching the whole series now"
"Jims GAY, talk about the pot calling the kettle black"
"Baz please stop shipping for one second"
"NEVER"
"PROTECT MY JOHN!"
"Ba-"
"PROTECT MY OTP"
"That escalated"
"I think I love Moriarty"
"Baz it's three am do you really-"
"MORE"
"Ok got it"
"John doesn't seem to care about his lack of clothes"
"huh I guess so"
"I wouldn't mind if you took off your shirt snow"
"What?"
"Nothing"
(I'm gonna skip the hounds of Baskerville so this doesn't become too long)
(I think we all know what's coming next)
"What?"
"Baz"
"NO"
"Baz"
"Oh My-
"BA-"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHYYY WHY SHERLOCK WHYYY YOU BASTARD. WHYY JOHN NOO FUCK"
"Baz it's okay"
"NOO ITTSS NOOT JOOHHNN WHAT ABOUT JOOHNN"
"Series three?"
"It's Not out yet"
"FUCK YOU MOFFAT"
"You sound like Tumblr"
"What's tumblr?"
"NO BAZ"