A/N: So basically this is a fanfic about Kyle's parents first meeting each other and falling in love to getting married to Kyle's birth and Ike's adoption. Mostly this story takes place in Houston, Texas. So Enjoy!
I do not own South Park. These are all Trey Parker and Matt Stone's creations. (Dammit!)
A young man about the age of 20, with long brown hair that's down to his back and wearing a pink yarmulke (Jewish hat) on top is walking towards the University of Houston. The young man's name is Gerald. He has been attending the university for 2 years. He was studying law. One day when Gerald was walking to the university he noticed something peculiar. A young woman. She was the most beautiful girl Gerald had ever seen. She had a figure of an hourglass. She had long, pretty hair. She was wearing a pink babydoll tee which matched her lips, gold hoop earrings, black spandex pants, and stiletto heels. What Gerald also noticed about the young woman that she looked lost and confused. She looked liked she had never been to the University of Houston. So Gerald went over there to help her. It also gave him a reason to flirt with her.
"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here." Gerald said to the girl.
The redheaded woman stared at Gerald, then looked at him up and down. "Are you a cashier?" she said with her heavy Brooklyn accent.
"No." Gerald replied.
"Then why are you checking me out?" the young woman asked Gerald.
"It's not my fault I fell for you, you tripped me." Gerald says. "Besides, I've really had a bad day today and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, will you smile for me?" The redheaded woman started smiling. "Thank you." Gerald said to her. "What's your name?"
"Sheila." The young woman said, still smiling.
"Sheila." Gerald said, repeating her name. "Sheila, are you lost?"
"Yes." Sheila said, "I can't find Professor Richards' class."
"Oh, his classroom is over there." Gerald said pointing to the building that was far away on his right. Sheila grabbed her notebook and wrote something, then tore the paper she wrote on out of the notebook.
"Thank you." Sheila said as she gave the paper to Gerald. Sheila walked off. As Sheila walked off, Gerald read the paper that Sheila gave him. It was her phone number. So, Gerald and Sheila started dating. After their third year of dating, Gerald proposed to Sheila and Sheila said yes.