"Do you have any sevens? Do you have any sevens? Do you have any sevens? Do you have any sevens? Do you have any sevens? Do ya have any sevens?"

"DAMMIT, TOBI! JUST GO FISH ALREADY!"

"Okay!"

It was pie day at the Akatsuki HQ. Tobi seemed sad about this. When asked about it, he said that he didn't like pie, sir. Is Tobi in yet?

"Good news, Tobi, YOU'RE IN!"

Tobi did gasp. He was truly in the Akatsuki. "Why, sir?"

"Because the only reason a person or… uh… whatever you are, wouldn't like pie, is if you were REALLY AND TRULY EVIL!"

And so everybody died because Tobi accidentally ate pie and got gas.

-THE END!

Chouji and Ino stumbled into a very girly apartment. Their lips locked, they continued to remove items of clothing as they kissed. Ino's clothes were all in a heap on the floor. She laid Chouji down on the bed and removed his pants, his jacket and his shoes. As she removed his shirt, she felt something was wrong.

"Chouji?!? Is that a sports bra you're wearing?!"

-THE END!

Damned bossy chick… Shikamaru complained to himself.

"Jesus, I'm not that bad am I?" said a voice behind him. He turned to find a half-dressed Temari staring at him. She had heard what Shikamaru had said.

"I'm sorry for bossing you around. Gaara won't listen and Kankuro knows better than to challenge my word as law. But you… you… you made me fell so inferior, with your knowledge and your superior genius complex mind thingies, I couldn't take it! Kankuro has always and in every way has been inferior to me, has been my little brother, Gaara's always outside somewhere sulking and feeling sorry for himself. I take care of them and have always been the strongest mind. What I'm trying to say is… well… that…"

"You're beautiful when you stutter…" Shikamaru let these words escape his lips warily, and with some hesitation.

Temari turned bright red. Shikamaru turned scarlet.

"I... uh…i-i-ee…" mumbled Temari.

Shikamaru kissed Temari, gave her a smile, and walked away.

Why did he taste like blueberry pancakes? O.o

THE END!

Itachi giggled and again stared at a web page entitled: WEB PRON! SEE KISAME NAKED!!! SUPER HOT! ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Kisame opened the door behind Itachi and Itachi quickly minimized the window.

"Hey, Itachi? Are we still in for that mad killing rampage tonight?"

"You bet!"

"Sweet!" and Kisame shut the door behind him.

Itachi giggled and again opened the web page.

"AHA!"

"OH, CRAP!"

-THE END!