-1I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
Pairing: KxHiro
Rating: PG
It was midnight, and K had the munchies. Rummaging through the fridge, he found a mysterious tub full of a yellow substance. After putting it through extensive poison testing (which consisted of him feeding some to the dog and seeing if it died), he shrugged and spread it over a piece of toast. Taking a bite, he blinked in surprise and ran through the house, into his room.
Hiro lay asleep in the bed, wearing a long t-shirt. "Hirohirohiro!" he shouted, shaking his sleeping lover. Hiro groaned as he sat up, looking at the clock. "K, it's one in the morning. Why in the HELL did you wake me up?" The blonde american held out his slice of toast frantically. "Look, I found this in the fridge!" "You woke me up to tell me you found toast in the fridge?" he asked groggily. "No! The yellow stuff! It tastes like butter! BUT IT'S NOT!" he shouted, waving the toast around like a maniac.
Hiro glared at him. "K, did you read the damn tub?" "No, of course not. I can't take the time to read labels when our lives could be in danger!" Hiro's eye twitched. "Idiot." he muttered. "It's called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." K tilted his head to the side. "Who would make butter and call it something else?" "It's not butter K. It's butter substitute." "SO IT'S AN IMPOSTER!" he shouted, drawing his magnum. "It's taken the butter hostage and replaced it with a spy that's going to kill us all while we sleep!"
Hiro blinked and stared at him. "K, put the gun down. Our food's not going to kill us." But it was too late. The blonde had already ran downstairs and had his weapon pointed at the tub of "imposter butter". "Say your prayers non-butter from hell!" he shouted before firing three rounds into the tub, which promptly exploded, covering the kitchen in thick, yellow, buttery goodness. K started laughing maniacally. "I have defeated it! No longer can it wreak havoc upon our fridge!"
Hiro walked in and groaned. "K, you idiot." he muttered, looking at the yellow splattered all over the walls. K tilted his head to the side. "How am I an idiot Hiro-kun?" he asked innocently. "You just shot a tub of butter substitute!" he shouted, waving his arms in typical anime style. "Of course! I really am an idiot!" he shouted, smacking himself in the forehead. Hiro blinked in surprise. "You /agree/ with me?" he asked in disbelief. "Of course!" he shouted, nodding his head enthusiastically. "I should have tortured and interrogated it to the whereabouts of our REAL butter before I killed it!"
Hiro groaned and put his head in his hands. K whimpered and looked down at him. "I'm sorry Hiro…. Did I do something wrong?" he asked, turning into puppy mode. Hiro looked at him and sighed. "No K, you were just trying to protect the fridge…." K grinned proudly. "Since I did such a good job, do I get a kiss?" "Eh, I suppose." Hiro replied.
And never again did Hiro buy I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
The End!