Let me wave my 'bad person' flag well above my head, just in case you missed it before.

Mokona is Mokona! And Mokona and his attachments are not mine. And I... am more than a little odd. I get by. Barely. Somehow.

I begged and pestered and made an overall nuisance of myself to get a theme list from my wonderfullest. She had to succumb eventually.


theme 33 (hate me): Concession

"From one perspective, an incident might not mean much. But from another perspective, that incident might be quite significant."

-Ichihara Yuko

"Tomorrow, I want steamed grouper. And check your rice cooker. Some of it is too hard."

"I told you!! I don't take orders! Especially… well I did see fish at a good price…" Watanuki trails off, distracted from his rival by the much less annoying thought of supermarkets and sales. He is too occupied to realize that he hasn't been asked for a dish wildly out of season, or so complicated he would be staying up late after he finishes his homework tonight. He is pulled from his thoughts by a cool hand stealing the warmth from his forehead. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"Checking."

"For what, you brazen uncouth imbecile!"

"Your temperature."

"The implied question was why, moron!"

"You didn't say you hate me."

The statement brings Watanuki up short, mouth parted halfway between another vituperative scolding and a slack-jawed gape.

"Th-that doesn't mean I don't," he stammers, the loss of steamroller righteous fury leaves his declaration lacking. In decibels and overall malice.

Doumeki rumbles something and leaves him standing at the gate. Watanuki has one foot and half his shin in another dimension when it hits him with all the force of a red metal bat.

"Doumeki, you bastard!! Tomorrow is a holiday!"


I could post the theme list I suppose... might make more sense... somehow... maybe... if you're really lucky.

Well then, here it is for all and sundry who also want to play. We don't have rules, just suggestions. They are as follows:

Rule 1) Don't step on sea cucumbers.

Rule 2) You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule 2, sub category: here's why) You can't talk about Fight Club because it's irrelevant. Completely. Unless you are massively skilled and want to grant wishes for... okay... never mind.

And that's all she wrote!

1. wish

2. tassel

3. puzzle

4. picture perfect

5. silk

6. butterfly

7. wings

8. jeweled

9. sweet

10. honey

11. pen

12. ink

13. stopper

14. wine

15. stone

16. paper

17. scissor

18. empty box

19. burn

20. blossom

21. rise

22. count

23. silence

24. mirror

25. song

26. shower of stars

27. back of the theatre

28. an overflowing cup

29. etched in ice

30. torn socks

31. spiral

32. love me

33. hate me

34. spare me

35. your indifference

36. fortune cat

37. broken clock

38. tied in a bow

39. just a bit of tape

40. it's not stalking

41. you're too obvious

42. on the table

43. under the bed

44. teaspoon

45. embossed

46. another bottle

47. I believe in

48. dragons

49. good men

50. and other fantasy creatures