Ch. 1
None of these characters are mine. Please R&R
Marge was in front of the kitchen sink, cleaning the dishes. She grunted, trying to get every piece of dirt and grease off of the frying pan she was working on. "Hmph, I knew we should've bought that cooking set at the store," she said to herself.
"Mom, I got an A on my test!" Lisa exclaimed, running into the kitchen. Marge ignored her, focusing on the frying pan.
"I swear, if this doesn't clean…" Marge trailed off.
"Mom?" Lisa questioned.
Marge continued to scrub, but to her dismay the pan still wasn't sparkling clean.
Lisa decided to give up, walking out disappointed. Bart laughed at her, seeing she was ignored. The little girl glared at her brother and headed up to her room, slamming her door shut.
Bart snuck in the kitchen seeing this was the perfect time, as his mother was occupied with her back turned. I wonder what beer tastes like, he thought, opening the fridge. He spotted the six pack of duff beer and wrestled one out. He chuckled, managing to get out of the kitchen as Marge screamed in frustration and threw the pan down.
The boy sat down on the couch, opening the can. On television, there was a scene which was showing a mouse blowing up a cat. Bart laughed joyfully. "Oh man that's too funny!" He then looked at the beer he was holding in his hand. He sniffed it. "Eck, don't smell so good…" he said, but started to drink it anyways.