Family Socializing
I Need a Vacation
Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma Half or Sailor Moon, both are owned by their respective creators and some big companies. I am making no money of this work.
Author's Notes: Sigh, why do all these story ideas bug me, Let me know what you think.
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A few days after the failed wedding.
"Hey, um Mom, I n-need to talk to you." Ranma fidgeted
"What is it my son?" Nodoka frowned wondering what was it that had her manly son so nervous.
"I um well," Ranma said before stopping and taking a deep breath. "Mom, I want to leave Nerima for a while, I need a break from the people here."
"What, why?" Nodoka asked.
"The whole wedding mess took a lot outta me, I mean the explosions, everyone all upset, and on top of all that losing a chance at a cure for the curse. Now since then, the rivals have been attackin non-stop, and all the girls jumpin at me all the time and them getting into arguments whenever one sees the other." Ranma explained.
"I can understand everything else, but having girls jumping on you is manly, why would that bother you?" Nodoka wondered in genuine confusion.
"It's ah not that I mind the girls so much that ah it is um, I don't like the way they're their all the time and the way they fight over which one I belong too." Ranma responded.
"Listen my manly son, I have an easy way to get around that." Nodoka said.
"Really?" Ranma asked hopefully.
"Of course to stop all this; the solution is very simple." Nodoka stopped to sip her tea as Ranma leaned forward to hear the answer. "Go out and have sex with them, it's a very manly thing to do." Nodoka smiled oblivious to the fact that her son just face vaulted through her coffee table.
"Um, the other girls would be really upset if I went out and had sex with one of the others" Ranma blushed as he lifted himself up.
"Oh no they won't, you see just have sex with them next." Nodoka said as she took another sip of tea.
"Mom, it, I couldn't do that." Ranma blushed horribly.
"Why not? It's manly to have more then one woman to service you." Nodoka said.
Ranma gagged on the tea he was drinking "Mom." 'Okay so maybe coming to my mother wasn't the best idea.'
"What it is manly son, and with how manly you are no one woman would ever be enough to satisfy all your needs, your martial arts training will give you amazing stamina and with how big you are most girls won't last very long." Nodoka said.
"How big I am? I'm tall but there are people a lot taller." Ranma said confused
"Not your height son, I'm talking about your foot long." Nodoka was saying before
"Mo-om, how do you know how big it is?" Ranma blushed scarlet.
"Oh, I paid Nabiki to measure you for me, she was grinning throughout that entire deal too." Nodoka responded.
Ranma took deep breaths to calm his blush and to prevent from hyperventilating. "T-that's not the issue with the fiancee's, it's that they don't believe in um sharing." Ranma said.
"What why not surely they realize that they will need more then one to satisfy you."
"It's just that the way they were raised i-it's against their personal honor to be in p-polygamous relationships." Ranma said using words he heard from Nabiki.
"But, it's manly to be with more then one woman." Nodoka frowned
"Only if the women agree as well, or if it doesn't bother them, otherwise it's dishonorable to the women." Ranma said.
"Hmm, your right, and if that's how they feel then none of your current fiancées will work, I'll just have to go out and find you more open minded girls." Nodoka stated.
"NO, NO, er I mean um I should do it on my own you know, to be um more manly…" Ranma stuttered.
"You're absolutely right, that's a very manly thought of you." Nodoka smiled. "Now about your leaving Nerima is it to find these better women now?"
"No, I just want a break from here for a while, I might still try and um convince the girls here before I look for others." 'Most women think guys who sleep around are dogs, but not my mom no she think it makes you a pillar of manhood.' Ranma thought miserably
"Well, then what is it you want to do when you leave?" Nodoka asked.
"Well, I spent ten years on the training trip with pops and during that time I never met or even found out if I had any other family, I actually thought you were dead. So now I'm wondering if I have any other family and if I do what they're like." Ranma said.
'He thought I was dead… Genma is in deep shit' Nodoka thought, "You don't have many relatives on your father's side, but you have quite a few from my side. Most of them live pretty far away though and are very busy… Oh I know, my niece Michiru Kaioh lives nearby." Nodoka smiled. 'Wait Michiru lives in Juuban where all those magical girls are constantly running around, I'm sure girls like that would be able to satisfy my son's manly needs'
"You have a niece, so then you must have a brother or sister as well." Ranma said.
"I had an older brother but he passed away a few years ago, and due to an argument over who she decided to spend her life with Michiru and her mother haven't spoken in quite awhile, but I still make sure to call her from time to time even though I do disagree with her choice, in the end she's not my child and not my responsibility to deal with." Nodoka said.
"Is the guy she's with abusive or mean?" Ranma frowned.
"No, it's not anything like that, her lover is a bit rough around the edges, but didn't seem to be all that bad when we met." Nodoka said
"What's wrong with him then?" Ranma asked.
"It's complicated, anyhow would you like to go and stay with your cousin for a while? If all the problems you are having are so bad we should make it an extended stay. But Michiru would have to be okay with it.
"Sure, but we need a way to keep the rivals and fiancées from Nerima bothering me while I'm there." Ranma frowned.
"I can take care of that. I'm going to call Michiru and see if it's okay with her, you wait here." Nodoka said.
'…Guess I should just be glad that I'm getting out of Nerima and getting to meet some of my family.' Ranma Thought to himself.
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Well here's the prologue to another story.