Author's Note: Hey guys! So this is my first fic that I've ever let anyone read so I hope that it's not too bad. This chapter is basically just the basic information so there's not too much action but don't worry, it will come soon enough.

Updated A/N:This is given an M rating for the last chapter. The rest will be pretty tame so you are forewarned.

5 Easy Ways to Get A Guy

Chapter 1

The Plan

I always hate Mondays, thought Ginny Weasley as she sat in the library starring at the essay she was supposed to be writing for Professor Snape for Potions. You feel tired and don't want to have to deal with classes and then stupid teachers like Snape give you long, boring essay.

That was when he walked in…the boy who had captured her attention completely. She knew it was wrong and she felt terrible about it but every time she saw him she couldn't help but think about what it would be like if she was with him.

The "he" that she thought about was Draco Malfoy. None other than the infamous pureblood-crazed, probable Death Eater, Slytherin Sex God, Draco Malfoy.

She didn't even know why she liked him but whenever she saw him she couldn't help but stare, hold her breathe, and wish beyond hope that he would notice her.

Sure, he was older than her in his seventh year. And yes, he was undeniably handsome with his rare grey eyes and natural platinum blonde hair. Oh and he was one of the top students in his class, Head Boy, and Captain of Slytherin Quidditch team. But honestly if you got rid of all of that what was there?

Ever since her first year at Hogwarts, Ginny had known Draco Malfoy to be a terrible person who made fun of her family and friends. He barely even noticed me when he had made fun of my family. He only saw me when he found out that I had a crush on Harry and that didn't last long.

Harry Potter… yes, she had liked him for as long as she had known him but after they had tried to have a relationship she had forgotten why she used to like him so much. He treated her more like a sister and was always babying her. She needed a guy who could treat her like a woman, not a girl.

He was always too safe also. He never went past kissing and hugging Ginny in the 6 months they had been together.

It wasn't like they had ended on bad terms though; they both knew it was for the best. Besides, Harry was off trying to kill Voldemort with her brother and Hermione and she couldn't stand to be like the woman that is left at home while the man goes off to fight in the war so they had ended it and decided to be friends.

Ginny had been pretty lonely since she had started her 6th year of school. Without the Golden Trio there she didn't have quite as many friends or as much drama as normal. This was when Draco Malfoy had caught her interest.

At first she merely examined him, watching what he did and how he acted. But after a few weeks of watching him she began to have dreams of them getting together and realized that she had fallen head over heels for him.

What does it matter? It's not like he even knows that I exist. And even if he did all he ever does is get with girls for a week or less, just for a good bit of shagging. Then Ginny asked herself would she like to be one of those girls just to have some time with Draco, maybe even get over this infatuation she had for him.

No, of course not. She answered herself. I may want him but I'm no whore, besides I want my first time to be special. Though what would it be like if he was my first…

But before she could get too far into her fantasy she was interrupted by a poke in her stomach as her best friend, Jessica Kling, slid into the seat beside her.

"Hey you!" she said in her naturally bubbly and excited voice. Jessica was a normal enough girl. Taller than Ginny, she stood at about 5'5" and had chocolate brown hair. Her brown eyes were pretty but normal, though Ginny could swear that when she was feeling a particularly strong emotion her eyes actually sparkled. She was rather curvy which often made boys notice her, not that she ever noticed.

Jessica was a total brainiac. She knew practically everything in every class and found it all interesting to learn. She was also really fun, surprisingly enough. She loved to party and go shopping with friends and could talk to almost anyone about anything. It was for these reasons that I was bewildered that she did not have a boyfriend but she said that she was looking for that one guy.

"So starring at Draco again?" she asked.

"What could possibly give you that idea?!" Ginny asked as she looked away from the boy she had been gawking at.

"Well, for one thing I've been watching you for 5 minutes straight and you didn't take your eyes from him. Second, you drooled a little on your book, which means that I must have interrupted a pretty good day dream. I just thought I would do you the favor of not humiliating yourself by having to return a wet book and get yelled at for it." said Jessica with a smirk.

"Oh, shut up. Just because you're content with never having a boyfriend doesn't mean we all are," joked back Ginny.

"Well maybe you should, it would save yourself a lot of saliva. Why don't you just go talk to him if you like him so much?" she questioned.

"Gee why didn't I think of that? I'll just go up to him and say 'Hey I know we've never talked and you have constantly said how much you hate my family but I just wanted to tell you that I really like you. I want to be your girlfriend even though you never stay with a girl longer than a week. So do you want to be my boyfriend?' Yea, that would be really smooth." sarcastically remarked Ginny.

"Ok, so that's not the best way. Hmmm, oh my gosh! I just got the best idea of how to get Draco to fall for you." whisper-yelled Jessica. "I was just reading one of my old muggle teen magazines and it had this article called '5 Easy Ways to Get a Guy'. It gave 5 full proof steps to win over any guy. We should try it with Draco."

"I don't know if it would work but I guess there's no harm in trying. Where is it?" asked Ginny.

"It's in our dorm. Let's go look at it before dinner." said Jessica, automatically jumping up out of the chair.

Ginny took a wistful look over to where Draco was sitting, reading what looked like a text book, surrounded by his friends.

"Oh come on Ginny! You'll see him in 30 minutes at dinner." said Jessica tugging on Ginny's arm.

Resigned to leave, Ginny gather her books and essay which she had written a sentence of, and walked with Jessica to Gryffindor tower.

"Here it is." exclaimed Jess tearing out a page in a magazine and handing it to Ginny.

5 Easy Ways To Get a Guy

Been crushing on a guy who doesn't even know you exist? How would you like to make him fall totally and completely in-love with you? Just follow the 5 steps below and you will soon find your happily-ever-after.

1.) Make him notice you- All you have to do is make yourself noticeable. For example, wear something extra special that is different from everyone else. Or smile really pretty at him when you know he is watching. This will get him interested.

2.) Make him jealous- For this you have to flirt with boys that are around him or that will particularly irritate him. Maybe even go on a date with one of these boys to show him that you could be taken by anyone if he doesn't take you. But remember not to get too exclusive with any one guy or to make it seem like you have no interest in him or he might ignore his feelings for you.

3.) Become his friend- The best relationships are built on friendship with some passion and since he is jealous there is passion so all that is missing is the friendship. Just be around him and do fun activities with him, like play a sport together or hang out in a group together. This will make it easier to have a real relationship.

4.) Show him your vulnerable side- Guys love to feel like they are your knight in shining armor so make them feel like you are a damsel in distress. If you are sad or angry show it and let him comfort you. It will make your bond stronger and you will be connected to each other.

5.) Show him your love- This is probably the toughest because it takes a lot of courage to make someone see that you love them but it is the only way to get him. A nice way to start is to show him that he can rely on you if he need someone to comfort him. Then spending more time alone together will help. Eventually when the time is right you just need to go for it.

These are the 5 tips that will help you to win over any guy. Have fun man hunting!

After finishing reading it Ginny looked over at Jessica who was waiting for some kind of response.

"Wow, who would have thought getting a guy could be this much work? All well, love is worth it right?" said Ginny giving in to Jessica's silent pleas.

"Great, well then let's get to work! We have our plan!" she shouted as she ran to her trunk.

I have a bad feeling about this. Thought Ginny as Jessica threw clothes everywhere. A very bad feeling.