You...Have NO clue... how much fun this was to make... Anyway, Naruto comes back to his dorm room to see Sasuke reading his book...Starts talkin' 'bout this guy...Sasuke gets defensive... I had to alter some names, but besides that, it's totally true to the original 'cause it's funniest that way.
The song is 'If you were gay' from Avenue Q
The anime is Naruto
I own neither.
Sasuke: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Retarded Jutsus of the 1940s" No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Naruto: -comes in- Oh, hi Sasuke!
Sasuke: -sigh- Hi Naruto.
Naruto: Hey Sasuke, you'll never guess what happened to me at the Ramen Shop this morning! Itachi was smiling at me and talking to me...
Sasuke: That's very interesting.
Naruto: He was being real friendly. And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
Sasuke: -clears thoat- So, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today?
Naruto: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Sasuke...
Sasuke: -shouts- I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! What do I care about some gay guy you met, I'm trying to read.
Naruto: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Sasuke. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about!
Sasuke: I don't want to talk about it, Naruto! This conversation is over!!!
Naruto: Yeah, but...
Sasuke: OVER!
Naruto: Well okay...but just so you know...
Naruto (singing)
If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway!
Because you see, If it were me,
I would feel free
To say that I was gay
(but I'm not gay)
Sasuke: Naruto, please! I am trying to read!
Naruto: -stares-
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Naruto(singing)
If you were queer
Sasuke: Agh, Naruto!
Naruto(singing)
I'd still be here
Sasuke: Naruto, I am trying to read this book.
Naruto(singing)
Year after year
Sasuke: Naruto!
Naruto(singing)
Because you're dear to me.
Sasuke: Argh!
Naruto(singing)
And I know that you
Sasuke: What?
Naruto(singing)
Would accept me too,
Sasuke: I would?
Naruto(singing)
If I told you today
"Hey! Guess what,
I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay)
I'm happy
Just being with you
Sasuke: High button shoes, Pal Joey...
Naruto(singing)
So what should it
Matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Sasuke: NARUTO, THAT IS GROSS!!!
Naruto: No it's not!
Naruto(singing)
If you were gay
I'd shout 'hooray'!
Sasuke: I am not listening!
Naruto(singing)
And here I'd stay
Sasuke: La la la la la!
Naruto(singing)
But I wouldn't get
In your way.
Sasuke: AAAAAAH!!!
Naruto(singing)
You can count on me
To always be
Beside you every day
To tell you it's okay
You were just born
That way,
And, as they say,
It's in your DNA,
You're gay!
Sasuke: BUT I'M NOT GAY!!!
Naruto: If you WERE gay.
Sasuke: Argh!
HAHAHA! Funny... a few things though...
1) Sorry about the script form. I couldn't think of any other way to do it.
2) Do NOT ask me about the whole 'High button shoes Pal Joey' thing, cause I have no clue what It means either.
3) Do NOT tell me that Itachi isn't gay. I know that. I just used him because a) he fit and b) It stresses the whole 'it's in your DNA thing'.
4) I really don't care if you flame me, I'll just flame you right back.
5) I might make others, but it's almost midnight so, Ja ne. sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...