Dear Diary
Stupid Negi, making me keep a diary. What kind of idiot assigns a journal as part of English homework? I thought we were supposed to be learning about Romeo and Juliet or something. Ok so you won't believe what's happened. I was in the room with Negi, the brat was making one of his stupid potions again. Konoka was busy in the kitchen whipping up what by the sounds of it was going to be one mighty awesome batch of Californian Rolls. So anyway, Negi was yapping on about how careful he needed to be blah blah blah blah. Only person paying attention was Chamo and he was trying to get Negi to include pheromones or some perverted crap like that.
So just as he was putting something in one of the tubes Konoka comes out with the rolls. Then someone knocks on the door. So Konoka goes over and opens it. Surprise surprise, it's Setsuna. Those two have become so close with each other ever since after the whole Magic World adventure I think I could count Setsuna as being part of the room now. She comes over for lunch almost every day after she finishes her kendo training. We already have a spare sleeping bag in the cupboard that has her name stamped all over it, figuratively of course. Sometimes she sleeps with Konoka. You have NO idea how long that took for Konoka to convince her to even get into the same bed with her.
Anyway I think Konoka might've tripped or something when she was dragging Setsuna inside because her arms did this weird flailing thing and she was about to do a face plant on the floor. Setsuna tried to help her up but I think she slipped. Cue the Californian Rolls dropping. There was a lot of yelling and shrieks (I think half of them came from Konoka) and then Setsuna went smack bang into Negi. He dropped the beaker full of potion he had which crashed into the test tubes he'd set up (which was already full of weird magical stuff) and I swear, a giant pink mushroom cloud of smoke practically exploded into the room. After I'd waved away the smoke Setsuna was on the floor unconscious while Konoka was shaking her like a rag doll and crying out for her to wake up.
Negi was lying on the floor near the table, groaning. Kid seemed to be ok though. But get this just as I was going to get a bucket of water to wake Setsuna up, her eyes snapped open and the goofiest, most sappy smile I've ever seen came to her face. Then she did this twisting movement that was so fast I was terrified she'd broken her neck. Next minute she has Konoka in that position you see those professional ballroom dancers do with their partners. You know the one where the guy has the girl around the waist and he's bending her down to the floor while they're looking into each other's eyes…holy crap! What the hell? Oh my god, now she's speaking Italian or something! Hey wait…it sounds kind of sexy…argh what am I thinking!
A.N: Short I know but be prepared be very prepared because the world you, my dear readers, will step into will be very, very crazy.