Resident Evil
The B.O.W.s cardgame
Note: Everything written in parenthesis is translated from the B.O.W.s language...
-STARSS!!! (Cheater!!!) Nemesis slammed the playing cards on the table and glared at Tyrant.
-Roooar?! Grr! (Me? Cheating?! No way!) Tyrant jumped up from the chair. Nemesis got ready to fight. Tyrant was very aggressive and didn't like being insulted. But to Nemesis big surprise, Tyrant wasn't moving a finger.
Agent T-OO1 looked at them, but didn't say anything. He never spoke.
-Sit down, you two! Let's get back to the game! William Birkin said, he was still able to speak normally.
-Growl! (He started!) Tyrant pointed his index finger at Nemesis.
-STARS! (And he's cheating!) Nemesis pointed back at Tyrant.
-Grrr! (I'm not!)
-STARSSS! (Are too!)
-Grrr! (I'm not!)
-STARSSS! (Are too!)
-Grrr! (I'm not!)
-STARSSS! (Are too!)
-Grrrrrrr! (I'm not not not not not!)
-STARSSSSS! (Are too too too too too!)
-Knock it off, you two! And sit down! William snarled.
Tyrant and Nemesis sat down, glaring at each other.
-Who's turn to deal the cards?
Agent T-001 raised his hand. He grabbed the cards and started dealing them.
Nemesis suddenly attacked Tyrant.
-Now what?! asked William.
-STAAAARS! (He's looking at my cards!)
-You haven't got any cards yet...
-STARS? STARRRS! (I haven't? Well, he was probably planning to do it!) Nemesis tried to choke Tyrant.
-Stop it now! William shouted. –If you two have to fight, then leave so we can continue the game!
The Nemesis stopped.
-STARS! (Fine! I'm leaving!)
He grabbed the Tyrant by the neck and dragged him towards the door.
-STAARS! (And you're coming with me!)
-Rowr?! (You want a piece of me?!) Tyrant grabbed the doorknob, pulled it off and threw it at Nemesis head.
William locked the door after them and sighed.
-Ahh... Finally we can have some peace and quiet. Well, shall we continue?
Outside:
-Growl! (Ha ha! I was bored to death in there!) Tyrant threw a snowball at Nemesis.
-STARS! STARSS! (Me too! William will probably never ask us to play cards with him and that lameass Agent T-001 again!) Nemesis pushed Tyrant hard so he fell on the ground. Then he jumped on him and made him eat snow.
Tyrant coughed and spitted.
-Rooowr! (Stop it! Ha ha ha!)
Nemesis stopped and helped him back on his feet again.
-Roar? Grrrowl. (Hey! Let's go take a beer. It's on me!) Tyrant wiped off some snow from his face.
-STARS! (What are we waiting for?!)
The end!
A short one I wrote in a minute when I was bored. Not a really good story, but still...
Ninjalinda