This is a crack fanfict that i made for no reason, i was just bored. i don't really care if u flame me or not. It's my first fanfic, so here you go. I do not own mario or spongebob.
Mario ate a suspicious mushroom that looked somewhat like a fish. What do you know? He turned into a fish. Shocker right? Well, his favorite TV show was SpongeBob Square Pants. So, Mario swam to the bottom of the ocean to see where his imagination could take him. Most people thought he was crazy since they thought there was no such thing as SpongeBob. Well, Mario wanted to prove them wrong, so he swam into the deepest part of the ocean. After a while, he started to have doubts and thought that there was no SpongeBob, so he was just going to give up and swim back up, until he heard the SpongeBob theme music play. He turned around and saw the whole title sequence in person. I told them SpongeBob was real! He thought. After that he heard SpongeBob saying that he "was ready" for work. Mario started to get really hungry and though he was going to see if Krabby Patties were any good. He spied on SpongeBob the whole way to the Krusty Krab. The funny thing was that SpongeBob didn't get suspicious at all. As soon as the restaurant opened, Mario went straight in and bought a deluxe krabby patty.
Of course, he was "special" and had to pay double. He ate the whole thing and had a heart attack and died. It turns out that the doctor told him that he can't eat anything loaded with grease or else he will die. (Strange, right?) SpongeBob started freaking out. Mario was the only customer in the restaurant. It was only ten minutes into service and a customer died. (Epic fail.) Also, Squidward took his "break." (Again, epic fail.) Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob to go bury the body. Without hesitation, SpongeBob buried the fat body, (it barely fit,) and he said nutin 2 no1.