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1.2 If you give a man an inch…



Then he'll ask for a mile.

1.3

1.4 But a mile is far, so he'll ask to use your bicycle…

Just to be safe, he'll ask for a helmet to go with it

1.5 Once he has the helmet, he might ask for some elbow and knees pads to match…

But there's only one elbow pad in your room. So you'll have to go buy another set.

Since the mall is far away, he'll ask to ride in your car.

Once there he might see some pants he likes instead…

So he goes to try them on.

1.6 But since he's man, he probably doesn't know his size…

1.7 So they may be just a tad too short…

And chances are, he'll ask you for an inch.