A/N: I wrote a comic to this a while back, and when I cleaned my room (after much nagging) I found it and remembered how I had wanted to post it! So here is me converting my comic to a story!

I don't own the Blues Brothers

It was eleven o'clock on a Saturday morning. A little boy in a white t-shirt and a tie along with a pair of sunglasses and black shorts sat on his little bed surrounded by a whole bunch of little beds. He leaned over to see his older brother (who was dressed the same) pulling something out from under his bed.

"What-cha doing Jake?" The boy on the bed asked.

The other little boy known as Jake pulled out a shoebox. "Elwood, I have the best plan ever!"

Elwood sighed and fell back onto his bed. "Jake, remember last time! I don't want to get hit with a ruler again!"

Jake wrinkled his nose. "Don't be such a baby!" he opened the shoebox and pulled out a small rocket that could be powered by a shook up soda.

"Oh Jake!" Elwood said with a slight amusement. "What are we using that for?"

Jake smirked. "We are going to attach this baby to the penguins crucifix! When we set this off, her face will be thrill alone!"

"How did you get the money to pay for that anyways?" Elwood asked.

"Oh well you know… a lot of people out there give money to nine year old orphans." Jake explained pulling out a soda from the shoebox.

"Jake!" Elwood frowned. "If the penguin knew-"

"I'd get a whooping I'd never forget, I know, I know!" Stop being such a wimp and lets get this set up!" Jake attached the soda to the rocket and started to head up the stairs to the Penguins office. Elwood shrugged and followed.

Jake tiptoed up the stairs slowly turning back to Elwood and telling him to "shush" every five seconds. When they reached the crucifix Elwood held it up as Jake went behind and started to attach it.

Elwood didn't much like having Jesus in his face, this thing always creeped him out. He closed his eyes and faced the other way and whispered to Jake: "Hurry up!"

Just then the Penguins door flung open, causing Elwood to fall down the stairs dropping the crucifix with Jake still tapping the rocket on it. Jake then lost balance and fell backwards letting go of the crucifix and dropping it over the railing. The soda now shaken up exploded sending the rocket/crucifix flying out threw the roof. The Penguin ran out of her office.

"JACOB! ELWOOD!" She yelled looking up at the whole in the ceiling.

Elwood groaned at the bottom of the stairs and sat up.

"Elwood! Where is Jacob!?" She asked angrily.

Elwood looked around nervously and shrugged.

The penguin slammed her door revealing Jake sitting behind it.

"There you are!" She picked Jake up by the arm and shoved him into her office. "Elwood you get up here too!"

Elwood didn't say a word and climbed up the stairs and into her office.

"What on earth did you boys think you were doing? How disrespectful! A slap for each of you!" She pulled out her ruler from off of her desk and the boys slowly put there hands out knowing fully well they were going to be in pain. The penguin slapped both of the little hands and sent them out warning them not to do it again.

Curtis pulled up in front of the little orphanage. He got out of the car and grabbed his groceries and made his way up the steps.

Suddenly something came out of the air and pierced the hood of his car.

Curtis turned to see a smoking crucifix in his hood. "Either the lords sending me a sign or Jake and Elwood just got in some deep trouble."

And with that Curtis continued with his groceries into the house.

Jake and Elwood walked down the stairs from the office rubbing their hands.

"I told you!" Elwood whined.

"Oh shut up!" Jake grumbled and examined his well-bruised hand; clearly this wasn't his first one.

Elwood heard a harmonica playing faintly. "Curtis is back!" He exclaimed in excitement, and began to run to the basement.

Elwood made his way down the dark stairwell and found Curtis playing his harmonica. He stood for a second just listening until Curtis finished.

"Hello, Elwood." He said without looking back.

"Hi Curtis… you're really good! I wish I could play like that." Elwood said.

Curtis turned and looked at him. "Well someday you will be, here you can have this one and practice until you run out of breath."

"Wow! Thanks Curtis! You're the greatest!" Elwood smiled from ear to ear and played a single note.

Jake finally made his way down the stairs. "Hey! How come Elwood gets a present and I don't!"

Curtis sighed and gave him ten bucks.

"Gee thanks Curtis!" Jake smiled feeling satisfied. "Come on Elwood! Let's go to the general store!"

Jake began to climb up the stairs. Elwood gave Curtis a hug and chased after Jake.

A/N: Alright this is my first chapter for this story, there are more to come!… hopefully…