Hockey Pinkie
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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All the scientists are running around
Looking for the pony but she can't be found
Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
"Alright, kiddies! I want to see you smile!"
And all the mothers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the pony
A mother squints into a deep manhole...while an oblivious Pinkie Pie Skips around in the background behind her...
And its 1..2..3.. the kids love the pony and
4..5..6.. the pony's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa!
"Is that all you got!? Come on! Give it to me!" Shouts a goalie Pinkie.
National guard is running around
Looking for the pony but she can't be found
Cause she's down by the pond playin hockey with the kids
"How much tax money are we wasting on this?" "...Your fired"
And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
Cause their down by the pond playin hockey with the pony
"The only homework today is how to be better hockey player!" Shouts Pinkie as she paints the ice pink...
And its 1..2..3.. the kids love the pony and
4..5..6.. the pony's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaa!
"ZAMBONI FIGHT!" Shouts Pinkie as they joust...
It's 1..2..3.. the kids love the pony and
4..5..6.. the pony's got a hockey stick
7..8..9.. havin a good time yeaaaaaaaaa...
"Onward to the next story!" Shouts Pinkie as she says her goodbyes to the kids and jumps out of the chapter...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: this is a parody of the song 'Hockey Monkey' by 'The Zambonis'
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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