1 A VERY G.I.R STORY
"GIR!!! TAKE THE POWER GENERATOR OFF OF YOUR HEAD!" Zim's voice rang throughout his secret lab. Gir, meanwhile, was floating in a blob of blue light, as the power generator hoses were stuck into his head.
"Sorry!" Gir happily yelled, then pulled the hoses out of his head and let them go back into the generator.
"Ooooooo! Pretty red button!" Gir said, stepping towards Zim.
"Gir? Gir what are you doing? Gir? DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON GIR!!" Zim yelled, his voice panicked. But it was too late. Gir had pushed the big red circular button. It didn't DO anything, but you simply NEVER push the big red circular button.
"Oh.well that was boring!" Gir happily stated.
"I want a muffin! I want a cookie! Can I have my piggies back yet?" These questions poured out of Gir's mouth faster than Zim could process them into his small brain.
"GIR! SHUT UP!" Zim barked at him.
"Oh.Ok!" Gir said happily.
"Come on Gir, we have work to do!" Zim said, and began to walk off. Gir quickly followed.
"I want my piggies!" Gir said once more.
"I don't have your piggies Gir! I don't know where to find your piggies Gir! Here, take this cupcake, and be happy!" Zim said, impatiently.
"But I don't like cupcakes." Gir politely stated. "I wanted a muffin." He simply said.
"GIR! STOP COMPLAINING!" Gir cowered under Zim's yells. Zim walked over to the toilet portal. Gir sadly followed. But, he was happy once more when they reached the kitchen.
"Ooooooo. I WANT A MUFFIN!" Gir happily yelled. Then he ran over to the counter, and grabbed a muffin. He quickly spit it back out.
"Not a muffin! Yuck! I want a cookie!" Gir said as he dropped the imposter muffin. Then he headed to the cookie jar, and grabbed a chocolate chip cookie that was as big as his whole head. He popped it into his mouth all at once, and swallowed without even chewing.
"Yummy!" Gir began to shove cookies into his mouth at a rapid speed.
"GIR! STOP EATING!" Zim began to yell. "SPIT THOSE COOKIES OUT IN THE GARBAGE!" Zim finished yelling. Gir didn't listen. Instead he spit them out on Zim.
"There ya go! You looked like you needed a cookie!" Gir happily yelled.
"Gir.You are sick!" Zim yelled.
"GIR!!! TAKE THE POWER GENERATOR OFF OF YOUR HEAD!" Zim's voice rang throughout his secret lab. Gir, meanwhile, was floating in a blob of blue light, as the power generator hoses were stuck into his head.
"Sorry!" Gir happily yelled, then pulled the hoses out of his head and let them go back into the generator.
"Ooooooo! Pretty red button!" Gir said, stepping towards Zim.
"Gir? Gir what are you doing? Gir? DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON GIR!!" Zim yelled, his voice panicked. But it was too late. Gir had pushed the big red circular button. It didn't DO anything, but you simply NEVER push the big red circular button.
"Oh.well that was boring!" Gir happily stated.
"I want a muffin! I want a cookie! Can I have my piggies back yet?" These questions poured out of Gir's mouth faster than Zim could process them into his small brain.
"GIR! SHUT UP!" Zim barked at him.
"Oh.Ok!" Gir said happily.
"Come on Gir, we have work to do!" Zim said, and began to walk off. Gir quickly followed.
"I want my piggies!" Gir said once more.
"I don't have your piggies Gir! I don't know where to find your piggies Gir! Here, take this cupcake, and be happy!" Zim said, impatiently.
"But I don't like cupcakes." Gir politely stated. "I wanted a muffin." He simply said.
"GIR! STOP COMPLAINING!" Gir cowered under Zim's yells. Zim walked over to the toilet portal. Gir sadly followed. But, he was happy once more when they reached the kitchen.
"Ooooooo. I WANT A MUFFIN!" Gir happily yelled. Then he ran over to the counter, and grabbed a muffin. He quickly spit it back out.
"Not a muffin! Yuck! I want a cookie!" Gir said as he dropped the imposter muffin. Then he headed to the cookie jar, and grabbed a chocolate chip cookie that was as big as his whole head. He popped it into his mouth all at once, and swallowed without even chewing.
"Yummy!" Gir began to shove cookies into his mouth at a rapid speed.
"GIR! STOP EATING!" Zim began to yell. "SPIT THOSE COOKIES OUT IN THE GARBAGE!" Zim finished yelling. Gir didn't listen. Instead he spit them out on Zim.
"There ya go! You looked like you needed a cookie!" Gir happily yelled.
"Gir.You are sick!" Zim yelled.