AN: This is probably going to be my favorites to write. It's also going to be my first humor fic! Yay! And also i'm going to rate this M for the reason because idk but it might get a bit naughty at times ;) haha. But if it turns out it wont get like that i'll make it T.
Carmelita had just gotten out of her shower on a Saturday morning. She went outside still in her bathrobe to get her mail. She walked back inside sorting through the various papers.
"Bill, bill, junk, bill. A free cruise?" The orange fox saw in the in the pile of other wise useless mail. "Hello miss Fox you are one of the 100 people chosen to have a free cruise around the Caribbean for two weeks." She read off the card. "Sounds like fun. And I haven't had a vacation in over five years since I started chasing that god damn raccoon." She said taking a sip of her coffee.
One Monday she put in her vacation time at her work and waited for the next Saturday to when she would escape work, all of the annoying assholes at work, and having to chase Sly Cooper for a whole two weeks. The day finally came and she went down to the boat. It was massive! It was bigger than anything she had ever seen before. She walked up the boarding ramp with her bags all packed and her sunglasses on. She was excited to get away from everything.
"Have a nice stay miss Fox." The female cat at the ticket checking booth said handing her a map of the ship, a list of the activities, and her room key.
"Thank you." Carmelita said walking to her room looking at the activities list. She found her room and and saw everything inside. It had a king size bed, a 52 inch TV, a full list of movies, and a fully stocked mini fridge. "Wow this place is amazing." The orange fox said walking around her room.
A voice came on over the intercom and said. "We are leaving port and should be at our destination by noon tomorrow, so make yourselves comfortable in your cabins and feel free to walk around the ship."
Carmelita looked at her activity list to see what she would do first. "Pool? Nah too cold out right now. Movie theater? Nothing good playing today. Casino? I probably shouldn't." She thought.
"Woooo!" The fire orange fox yelled as chips fell out of the slot machine while lights and noises went off. One of the waiters with the drink tray walked by and asked.
"Would you care for a drink?" He said. Carmelita didn't usually drink. The most she had ever had was the occasional glass of wine.
"Why not." She said grabbing a glass from the tray and walking off to cash in her over flowing bag of chips. After a few more hours and at the casino and many drinks later she looked at the clock and it read 3:57 A.M. She decided to head back to her room and passed out face down in her pillow.
Carmelita woke up with a horrible head ache. She got up and looked at the clock and it read 1:00. "Pool time." She said walking into the bathroom to put her swimsuit on. She was walking down the deck toward the pool and the mouth of every guy she walked by hit the floor when she went by. Her swimsuit was a yellow bikini the she had bought a while back and never had a chance to wear it. The reaction she got was not one she wasn't used to. One of the guys by the pool that was with his girlfriend got slapped into the pool which did make her laugh a little.
She found a nice chair and sat down and ordered a drink and began one of many days of relaxation.
AN: I kn ow not that funny but it will get more funny I promise. And the other chapters will be longer than this. So until then please review and comment and tell me what you thought.