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This is what happens when I get bored.
Ranting with the stars
The premier was packed on one particular night. The fabulous and gorgeous Megan Fox was at her favorite table when something strange happened. A fierce looking girl with hair so deeply black it
looked midnight blue and light blue eyes with a dark tint stalked towards her. Megan was holding her bubbly in one hand wondering if the scary girl was coming to talk to her. The thought was
unsettlingsince she was alone and it looked as if this girl could whoop her butt from here to high noon. " You are Megan Fox." the girl said to her. " Yeah I am want my autograph or something." She
asked hoping that this girl was just a fan. "No i'm want to talk to you about one of your parts." Mentally Megan rolled her eyes thinking ' goodie another critc' and then said out loud "So what
Transformers,Jonah Hex what." She asked. The girls eyebrows deepened. "No it's one you haven't performed yet." " What role." Megan asked genuinely confused. "The one where you play me, X-23." X-23's eyes changed color slightly. Megan looked at her funny and then busted out laughing. Wasting out her wine as she tipped over slightly with her laughter. X tilted her head at her reaction "What
is the meaning your laughter." her voiced hardened at the notion of her not being taken seriously. "Ha your shitting me, I'm being punked Where's Ashton." She asked turning all around. X smirked to her self. 'so she
needs proof'. Quickly she grabbed the laughing star's wrist and lied it on the table. She let her claws unsheath slowly letting her point across. "We are in a club. The lights are off and the music is loud.
You don't have any bodyguards and most of the people in here are wasted. You would have a better chance of living if I don't slit your wrist. It's one of the hardest places to stop bleeding. Now listen
I only want to talk hurting you is a last resort ok." Megan's eyes widened and she looked back and forth between X-23 and her claws and did a small squeak. X smiled wickedly "Good girl. Now I just
want to ask you why do you think your good enough to play me. I mean I have had a hard life and I have never cried. How are you going to do on an emotional standpoint. And we barely resemble
each other I mean look at me and look at you they didn't even get the eyes right. And sweet heart we are definitely two different sizes," she said laughingly " You know how some actors change their
bodies for roles well lets just say you should try it. I mean your not fat or anything but your to hippy. I'm naturally lean so I want that tobe incorporated in the movie. Are you going to write this down
or something." X asked Megan,her ice blue eyes twinkling with hidden amusement. "Ummm... I don't have a pen or paper but I promise I will remember to tell the director." she said sounding slightly
unhinged. "Okay but I will remember this promise." and with that X turned around and left. Megan leaned back in her chair and sighed deeply. Then in a burst of energy she got her phone and dialed
her agent. " Yeah Darwin I'm afraid I can't play that role in the x-men movie. Yeah that one. Umm I'm going to be sick that day. How do I know ! Because i'm pretty and I say so." she said into her
phone and hung up. She sighed again and then poured herself another glass of wine. The whole night didn't have to suck.
After her little talk with Megan Fox, X-23 aka Lexa went back to her friends Wanda Maximoff and Rogue. "Guys you wouldn't believe what I just did."
The end. How was it people tell me. And the reason why she didn't have bodyguards with her is because I personally don't think she's that important. This is just a little thought I had about a rumor I heard. And have you noticed that when celebrities don't believe something they think they're being punked ?