Lightsabers
A/N
Hi guys! Well, Inspiration has struck again! Basically, this is what happens if Lily took James to see "Star Wars".Don't kill me, I didn't really care what time the movies came out
"C'mon James!" Lily yelled to her slow boyfriend. James was taking as much time as it needs. Being a pure-blood, he hasn't seen an average muggle avenue, with lights, coffee shops and whatnot
This was their 3rd date, and Lily wanted to take James somewhere he's never seen before. So she took him to a muggle city, to show him around. He was so fascinated, asking Lily about flashing lights, cars and at one point, the theater. He wasn't losing steam though
"Lily! Look!" he yelled. He was pointing to the nearby cinema.
"Lily, what's a moovey?" he asked. She giggled and said "A movie, is like a play, but put it on screen."
"Lily, can we go in?" He asked excitedly. She thought about it. She had enough money for two, and there were some great movies playing, so why not?
"Sure"
They walked into the theater and at the ticket booth. There were 10 movies playing:
Star Wars, Indiana Jones…..
"Lily! Let's pick that one!" James said. He was pointing to Star Wars
When they got to the front of the line, Lily requested to tickets to Star Wars. The attendant, a boy of 18 with brown hair, smiled at Lily charmingly. This caused James to put his arm around Lily, and told the boy she's his girlfriend.
As they walked to the theater where the movie was playing, James said he was hungry. So Lily walked to the concession stand, and bought two large popcorns and two large sodas. James insisted on carrying all of them, and it was no surprise he dropped Lily's drink, and they had to buy another one.
"Sorry Lily, he said sheepishly as they entered the theater. The movie was starting, but she told him it's ok
As the movie progressed, Lily watched James reaction. Happy, sad, gasping. At one point, he almost got up and yelled at the screen, where Lily had to restrain him.
When Luke's epic battle with Darth Vader came, James was leaning forward in his seat, and watching as the red light saber clashed with blue. Finally , the moment came
"No, I am your father!"
James glasses dropped, his eyes as round as galleons and his face pale. He fell back in his seat. Lily looked over at him, got his attention and kissed him out of his temporary black out.
The movie was getting boring, so Lily leaned over and said, "Hey James, let's kiss"
"Nah, he said, watching intently.
"Lily, he whispered,"After this, can we go buy light sabers?"
"Sure,she the movie was over, James kept imitating Darth Vader's voice in everything he said
"Lily, he said, in his best Darth Vader impression
"What James?" she said. She was slightly tired, but laughed immediately when she saw him , making light saber noises.
After, they went to the nearby toy store, and bought James a red light saber. There was green, blue and James chose red because, he claimed "It's Gryffindor's color"
As they walked back Lily's,he pretended to be Darth Vader, and when they got there, Lily's father laughed his arse off at James's impression
Harry walked around Sirius's attic. There was a trunk there marked
"To my son, Harry Potter"
Harry walked over there and opened it, dust clouded his eyes as he tried to make it out.
It was the lightsaber
"In bloody hell?" He asked as he grabbed it. There was a note attached to it.
"Harry, I am your father"
Harry laughed his arse off.