Hello everyone TomboyJessie13 here, This is one of my old fanfics I wrote in 2014 when I first started writing fanfiction, looking back on it now I realized my writing style back in the day was terrible, so I decided to fix up the errors, double space the paragraphs, and make the ending more interesting...or leave it, whatever, enjoy.
~Keep this in mind that this is an old fanfic, so some of the stuff here may or may not be corny or outdated~
Chapter 1
Tsundere Cafe
In the humble home of the Crypton Family during sunset...
"Work it Len, Work it!" Kaito said to Len as they dance to PoPiPo on Just Dance :Vocaloid Edition,
"I'm working it alright!" Len said panting as he waved his arms and kicked to the beat "1 2 3, 1 2 3".
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the two sang along as the song began it's chorus, suddenly because of Kaito's sweaty hands, the WII Remote slipped out of his hands and almost hit Rin in the head as she walked in the room and knocked down the family portrait off the wall."OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY RIN-CHAN!" Kaito said in mere panic.
"It's alright Kaito I'm fine, but the family portrait and the WII remote aren't." Rin said pointing at the mess.
"Oh crap, Meiko's gonna kill me!"
"I told you to wear the strap on the remote." Len said pausing the game "so you won't lose the controller when it gets sweaty." "
Now you tell me, but we don't have time to fight, help me clean this mess so we can get going." Kaito Started cleaning the mess when Rin asked:
"Going where I must know?" "
Me and Len are going out with the boys tonight." Kaito answered, hiding the mess under the cabinet and fixing the remote.
"Can I bring a camera?" Rin asked, Len said:
"What? NO THAT'S NOT WHAT KAITO MEANS BY "GOING OUT"! He means hanging out, laugh like idiots, eat snacks, play games, and watch action movies and stuff, gees sis what's with you and the yaoi?"
"Nothing, don't get your bananas bruised up." Then they heard foot steps in the hallway.
"OK Rin if anyone asks, you didn't see a thing." Kaito said as he sat on the couch in the fanciest way imaginable while Len chose another song to dance to, the person was none other than Megurine Luka.
"I thought I heard something, have you guys heard anything?" She asked.
"Nope, not a sound." Len said obviously, Luka looked around to see anything suspicious, the only thing that she saw was Kaito watching Len dance to "Senbonzakura" and Rin playing with the bow on her shirt.
"Alright, just checking." Then Kaito saw a car go in their drive way with a license plate that says: "AHS Co. Hiyama" , Kaito then said:
"I see Kiyoteru's car, he's here Len."
"Alright!" Len said "see ya ladies."
"Have fun guys' Luka said "oh and if you see Gakupo, tell him to kiss my-" Before Luka can finish, Meiko yelled:
"DINNER TIME! HURRY HURRY!"
"Don't worry Luka" Rin ensured "I'm sure he knows...HE ALWAYS KNOWS!" scaring the daylights out them she smiled "I'm starving let's eat."
"Bye" Len said to Rin and Luka, "let's get going, Kaito."
"Yeah."
They went out the house to Kiyoteru's car, and saw that he and Gakupo are in it. "Hi fellas" Kiyoteru greeted.
"Sup sensei." Kaito greeted. Kaito sat next to Kiyoteru while Len sat next to Gakupo asking:" where are we going?"
"We're meeting up with Piko and Yūma at the Tsundere café", Gakupo answered "then after we eat we're going back to Yūma's house to hang out."
"*sighs* The Tsundere Café, a place where my love resides." Len swoon over the thought of Akita Neru, the most beautiful girl he ever laid his big blue eyes on.
"Stop torturing yourself Len," Kiyoteru laughed as he started the car. "She'll never like you, get you head out of the clouds."
"DON'T CRUSH MY DREAMS SENSEI!" the boys just laughed at Len's hopeless dream as they drive.
At the Tsundere Café stood a white haired teen named Piko and a pink haired man Named Yūma, Kiyoteru's car parked in front of the café. "Hiya guys." Yūma greeted the men in the car through the window.
"Sweet let's eat!" Piko declared. As they went inside...
"It's about you made it." Neru greeted them in a hostel way.
"Oh what a goddess!" Len swooned over her rudeness, it was his personal moe booster.
"Just take your seats I'll be with the menus in a minute." Neru barked. The boys took their seats as Neru went into the kitchen.
"Hey guys," Kaito started "If you were the Fierce Deity from the Zelda games, which villain besides Majora would you strike down."
"Easy!" Yūma said "Ghirahim, I find that flamboyant creep quite insufferable."
"I vote for Zant" Gakupo stated "That guy is such an ass,especially when he (CENSORED DUE TO SPOILERS)."
"Shush, don't tell anyone!" Piko said hitting Gakupo in the shoulder "they're people here who haven't got that far."
"Right sorry." Neru then came back with the menus as she said
"Be quick I don't have all day."
"Alright your majesty." Kaito said sarcastically, they read through the menus and talked among then Kiyoteru said:
"Yes um, we'll have 3 sobas, 2 Rice casseroles and a Eggplant salad."
"And one triple scoop ice cream." Kaito said enthusiastically,
"Any flavors?"
"Surprise me."
"Coming right up."
"Your paying 'cause of the Triple scoop Kaito." Len said to Kaito.
"True, but it was worth it."
Soon Neru brought their food, Kaito's Triple scoop was Vanilla, Strawberry, and Mint flavored.
"Enjoy assholes."
"Oh god she's smoking hot!" Len swooned again as he's about to eat his Rice casserole. Soon their done, Kaito paid for the meal like he promised as Neru said:
"Thank you come again when i'm not working."
"Someone catch me!" Len swooned the third time over the Tsundereness he experienced.
"Geez Len take it easy or your gonna nosebleed the car." Kiyoteru warned Len.
"I can't help it Sensei, I'm gonna marry that woman someday."
"Too bad Len-Kun, your 14 and she's 17," Piko said as he got in Yūma's car.
"Your in Middle school and she's in Highschool."
"That's not gonna stop me, just you and your P shaped curl wait."
"Oh we're waiting alright." Then they drove off to Yuma's house.
That's all I got so far, but i'll soon be back with some more Saturday Nightness with the boys, Ta Ta for now.
