Alright, I've been playing "The Cat Came Back" over and over and got it stuck in my head. So this is the result of a MS fangirl with way to much time on her hands, hope it at least makes you laugh. :) And yes, I know the whole thing doesn't really flow that great. And sorry for the fact I couldn't put spaces between the stanza thingys


Now Mr. Dread had some problem of his own

a nano enriched boy who annoyed him everyday.

He tried to make the boy give up

he hired a man to do the boy away.

But the Max came back the very next day

The Max came back, they all thought he was a goner

But the Max came back, he just couldn't stay away.

The cyborg swore he'd kill the Max on sight

he waited and hunted the boy around

now the cyborg's been locked away.

But the Max came back the very next day

The Max came back, they all thought he was a goner

But the Max came back, he just couldn't stay away.

So Mr. Dread tried to trick the Max

he stole one of the Max's friends

and used some dynamite to get rid of those two

But the Max came back the very next day

The Max came back, they all thought he was a goner

But the Max came back, he just couldn't stay away.

Now our villains had a plant in Egypt

that they blew up due to that Max

when it blew they all hoped and prayed

But the Max came back the very next day

The Max came back, they all thought he was a goner

But the Max came back, he just couldn't stay away.

Now there was another person named L'Etranger

who also wanted the Max gone from the world

So he threw the Max off a train and said yay

But the Max came back the very next day

The Max came back, they all thought he was a goner

But the Max came back, he just couldn't stay away.