LOG DUMP 9/09/10
Command Audio Pickup Detected: Oi! Cyborg; User Detected: Murdoc Niccals; God; Master;
Action: Listening for Commands;
CMD: Rum!
Unknown Command Detected "Rum" No Verb Found;
CMD: Don't just stand there bleeping, get me some Rum!;
Unknown Command "Don't just...";
CMD: Get. Me. Rum.;
Accepted Command: Retrieve Rum;
CMD: Ah, yes! Finally! Now bring the rum to me, yes...;
Accepted Command: Bring Rum to Master; CMD: Ice! Bring ice!;
Accepted Command: Retrieve Ice;
CMD: Eh? Oh, it worked!;
Unknown Command: "Eh? Oh, it w...";
CMD: Aaargh! Stop bleeping would you!;
Accepted Command: Volume;0;
CMD: Now, go feed Faceache. Don't forget to lock the door behind you;
Accepted Command: Feed Faceache and lock door;
Auto Control; Activated; Destination: Faceaches Room; Underwater Cell/Underground Floor 1;
Current Destination: Lift;
Current Destination: Faceache's Room;
SPEAK: VOICE BOX ACTIVATED: Good morning, Faceache, here is your food;
Command Audio Pickup Detected: Faceache; 2D; Two-Dents; Stuart Pot; Dullard;
CMD: Please, just go away...;
SPEAK: VOICE BOX ACTIVATED: It is my orders to watch over you while you eat;
CMD: You say that everytime. Stupid piece of scrap metal...;
Unknown User Detected: "Scrap Metal";
CMD: There, I'm done eating, go away. I hate you! Pile of trash!;
Conflict Detected: "Tray of Leftovers thrown at torso";
Damage Detected: 0.00.09%;
No Repairing Required;
CMD: Don't just stand there, leave me alone! You're nothing like Noodle!;
Accepted Command: "Leave me alone!"; Rest of Command Undetectable;
Auto Control; Activated; Accepted Scheduled Command: "Lock Door Behind You";
Current Destination: Lift; Current Destination: Study; STAND BY;
Command Audio Pickup Detected: Murdoc Niccals; God; Master; CMD: Go patrol the beach, I'm expecting the Boogeyman and his army coming for my soul, soon... Ha Ha, I sold that thing years ago!;
Accepted Command: Patrol Beach; Rest of Command Undetectable;
Auto Control; Activated;
Current Destination: Lift;
Current Destination: Entranceway/Ground Floor;
Current Destination: Plastic Beach/Giant Floating Landfill/Furthest point from any land mass on Earth;
Current Destination: Dock/Sweepstakes;
Accepted Scheduled Command: Patrol Beach;
Protection Required: Heavy Weapon; Current Weapon(s): 2 Light Pistols; Katana; 4 Frag Grenades;
Current Protection: Bulletproof Vest; Heavy Boots; Military grade Hat and Gloves; INTRUDER! INTRUDER!
ATTACK MODE ENABLED!
WARNING: ATTACKER 76.8 METRES AWAY; CONFLICT LEVEL: 79%; TRANSPORT: SHIP; FIGHTER JETS; LEADER: Sun Moon Stars/Boogeyman;
Chosen Weaponry: 2 Light Pistols;
WARNING: ATTACKER 53.2 METRES AWAY;
PREPARE FOR CONFLICT;
WARNING: ATTACKER 12.3 METRES AWAY;
Conflict Detected: Grade four small bullets; Shot by Fighter Jet; Conflict Emitting: AIM: FIGHTER JET: FIRE; Conflict Results: Destroyed Fighter Jet 1/3; Conflict Emitting: AIM: FIGHTER JET:-CONFLICT INTERUPPTED-;
WARNING: BATTERY RECHARGE REQUIRED! 10% BATTERY POWER REMAINS;
Conflict Detected: Grade four small bullets; Shot by Fighter Jet; Conflict Damage: 45.12.34%;
REPAIR REQUIRED!
POWER INTERRUPTED DUE TO DAMAGE!
WARNING: BATTERY RECHARGE REQUIRED! 2% BATTERY POWER REMAINS;
OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!
-Power on Stand By Due To Overload on Information-
WARNING: BATTERY RECHARGE REQUIRED 1% BATTERY POWER REMAINS;
ERASE SCHEDULED COMMANDS;
Return to Closet to Enable Programme: "Sleep"/"Recharge";
/:SHUT DOWN:/
LOG END
(A/N: Should I make more of these, I still don't think they're too good and I still have a couple more on my computer waiting to be uploaded, so it would be much appreciated if you could revuew this and tell me what you think. No flames, please!
Thanks for your support,
- Catzilla