COOKING UP TROUBLE
WOW: cramp - Castiel is only trying to help, but Dean doesn't appreciate his efforts.
Disclaimer: I don't own them ...
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"Sam, what's happening in my kitchen?"
"Your kitchen?"
"And the last time you cooked was …?"
"Okay, point taken. Well, Cas bought a cookbook last week, so he's making us a special meal from it."
"Cas? Cooking? My stomach's cramping just at the thought! Hey, he'd better not be making a mess in there. I deep cleaned it last week."
"Dean, he's only trying to help."
"Hmmmm…"
"I'll just check it out; you know, casual, like."
*sigh* "Whatever."
"Hi Cas, I … HOLY FREAKING ASSHOLES! My eyes! MY EYES!"
"Sam, that book he bought? Wouldn't happen to be 'The Naked Chef' would it?"
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