PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT GO
one day phenix wright was outside his house standing on a stepladder and he was painting his house red because some awesome newspaper had landed in his house for free and he wanted to subscribe to it so he had to paint his house red so that the paperboy would know he was a subscriber. he was nearly done but then THE NEIGHBORHOOD FUCKBOY RAN UNDER HIS LADDER AND HE FELL OFF!
"OOOOOW" shouted phenix "FUCK U BOY!"
but the boy wasnt listening he was on his phone and he was all like
"YESSS I CAUGHT IT!"
he ran away so excitedly that he dropped his phone
"HEY DUMBASS U DROPPED UR- huh?" phenix picked up the phone
there was a pokemon app on and the words "you caught shaymin" were on the screen
he turned the phone and there were more shaymins and he caught them with his balls
"ha wow this fun game" said phoenix
phoenix decided to play this game some more. he went into los angeles city and caught a bunch of grassy pokemon i dont know what theyr called but he caught them.
he trained them and got them to level 50 by the end of the day
however as he was walking home shit went down
"aha hello spikey boy" siad a voice
he turned and saw a group of idiots carrying some guy and then he heard kiyoko's theme from spirit of justice play (ya know the politician guy who goes WEEEEEE in case 5?) because he was just like him
"hey buddeh" said the president like man "nice hair u little porcupine. what u doin out here at this time of night? lookin for a girl"
"who da fuck are you" said phenix
he stretch out his arm exageratedly and twirl then and rest them on his fanboys heads
"i am king kongor. the KING of pokemon go. and who are u, little porcupie? looking for a grilfriend? are u gonna be forever alone?"
"i alredy have one u arogan-"
"no u dont" siad maya
"AHHH MAYA where did yu come from?"
"AAAAHAHAHA" laughed kongor waving his hand around "and who is this i see? wat are those disgusting clothes? are u a shitty weeabo? AAAAHAHAHAHA"
"HEY" said maya "these are my training clothes!"
"ha ha suuuure. so lady lookin for pokemon?"
maya ignore him and walk away
"MAYA TAKE ME WITH YU-" shouted phenix
"wow" said kongor "rude. wat a bitch. she just ignored me. what a bitch right guys"
the shitlords nodded in agree
"yeeeea" said kongor "wat a bitch. so rude. bet shes forever alone. forever a virgin. hey spikyfuck shes perfect for you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAAAAAA!" he waved his hand around like lbelle as he laughed
"OBJECTION!" shouted phenix "fuck you man ill fucking beat you you-"
"boy" said kongor and a guard dog jumped on his shoulders
phenix shook
"keh heh heh" kongor played with the leash. "now phenix no violence. unless you want the bite."
"coward."
"HAHAHA" laughed kongor and he took out his phone "did you all see that, my loyal livestream viewers? this man is a foooool!"
"WAT"
suddenly his twitch chat started spamming shit like "LMAO PHENIX IS A STUPIDFUCK" "DUMBASS! UNLEASH THE DOG!" "YOUR NOT A FAN OF THE SERIES AS A WHOLE!"
"FUCK YOU!" shouted phenix "KING KONGER?! MORE LIKE DONKEY KONGER!"
"GAASP" gasped konger "are you MOCKING ME"
the fanbois growled
"FUCK OFF AND GET PERMABANNED" pheonix raged and he ran away
THE NEXT MORNING
phoenix woke up and SAW IT WAS NINE AM IN THE MORNING!
"yaaaaaawn" he yawned
he went outside and saw paperboy passing by on his bike and oldbag was chasing after him
paperboy threw the newspaper at phoenix and IT LANDED IN THE MAILBOX
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIT" shouted phoenix "DID YOUS SEE THAT!?"
nobody cared
phonix took the newspaper inside and red THE SHITTY NEWS, a newspaper thats been around since he was in high school (theres a grete series abot that on utube its called ace attorney high scool its the BEST series ever way better than mattpatt's evil game theery u shud watch it after the chapter.)
he red the article and the headline was
POKEMON GO PLAYER FOUND DEAD
"WOAH ITS A MURDER MISTERY!" shouted phoenix "FINALLY"
phoenix rushed out the door and ran to the detention center
"hey guard wheres the suspect"
"hes coming now"
and then a fat kid came out
"hi" he said quietly
"hi tell me what happen"
"ive been accused of murdering my friend"
"tell me what happen"
"i cant" he cried "or else... OR ELSE..."
"hmmmm this is strange." said phoenix "dont worry ill figure out what happened and get you NOT GUILTY."
pheonix went to the investigation place where ema was waiting
"hey phoenix" said ema
"hi ema" said phoenix "what happened"
"a 16 year old kid was murdered in the park. he was playing pokemon go"
"how do u know"
she took out phone and pogoman kek was on the screen "it has his fingerprints on it"
"how did victim die?" asked phoenix
"he was bitten in the neck by the defendants dog"
"but that was just his dog"
"yea HIS dog so HES responsible"
"FUCK"
===AT COURT===
"court is in session" said udgey
"i am redy ur honor" said phoenix
"i am also ready" said edgeworth
"good" said udgey "make ur opening statement"
"very well" said edgeworth "now, this case is for the murder of the victim tennager, one mr deid boi."
"wow his parents were idiots" said phenix
"the victim was out with his friends playing pokemon go wen the victim caught a shiny linoone which is what the defendant was looking for. as a result, he killed him in revenge."
"i see. please call ur witness" said udgey
and then two guys came in and they were carriaging a carry. the carriage opened and king konger was there
"HELLOOOOOOOO!" he waved to the court
"W00000000000T" screamd the court
"ITS CONGO!"
"YUR THE BEST MY KING"
"NOT EVEN WE CAN MAKE CIRCLEJERKY COMMENTS IN YUR PRESENCE!"
"(great another overrated internet fucklord)" said phenix "(nice. we have our killer.)"
TO BE CONTINUED