A/N: Hey! I bet that you were so bored that you decided to read this one-shot. As I said on my summary, this is STUPID. It was meant for humor of stupidity. So if you don't like it or you think it's stupid... *shrugs* I warned you. It's not my usual standard of writing. It's way below. It was written impromptu on messaging and I 'copied and pasted' here. Okay... Almost. I edited a little. (: Enjoy the stupidity.

Disclaimer: I don't own TVD.


My name is Elena.

I was walking along the sidewalk one sunny day and I spotted a very gorgeous looking guy across the street. As I was too busy oogling at him, I tripped and fell.

That gorgeous boy happened to witness my fall and immediately ran over to help me. He asked me if I was fine. When I didn't answer - because I was too busy studying his face - he thought I had hit my head and gone mute. He called for an ambulance.

When the ambulance came, a paramadic came over. It read "Katherine Pierce" on her badge. She asked the gorgeous guy what had happened. The hot boy replied that I had fallen down.

Katherine screamed, "What the hell, Damon! You called me all the way here for some girl who fell down?! Just feed her your blood and she'll be more than fine!"

Oh. So his name was Damon.

They knew each other.

He bit into his own wrist and pushed it into my mouth, forcing me to swallow his blood.

"Feeling better?"

I didn't answer verbally but phsyically.

He was more than gorgeous enough to kiss.


A/N: Yeah, that's it. The end. It's STUPID! I said it already.

Nevertheless, please review. :D *gets hit by with tomatoes* Ouch. Fine. Then I shall not throw anything to the audience. :P