The killing of Heihachi
Heihachi lay back in his chair and smiled . In front of him was a sphere shaped object that smelled like hot chocolate .
-It's finally done ! With this invention I'll take over THE WORLD!!!
Xiao tried to see what was on Heihachis' desk but she couldn't . At the hearing of her legal guardians' words she gasped in horror .
"Heihachi has a new plan . I got to tell Jin about this before it's to late " thought Ling . She backed away from the massive wooden door of Heihachis' office and ran to find Jin and her friends .
The Iron Fist ended two days ago and Jin decided it would be nice if he organized a fair well party for his new friends ( yes, that includes Hwoarang too). Jin gathered together a lot of the Iron Fist fighters in his living room and the party started . Hwoarang was drinking beer in a corner , Nina and Anna were arguing again , Jun was smiling at Kazuia , Eddy was kissing Christie and Jin was giving Julia the go-go ayes. Everyone was having a good time when Xiao entered the room all frightened . She scan the room looking for Jin and after she found him she ran to him.
-Jin! You're grandfather is planning to take over the world ! What ?! Again . What is it this time ?
Everybody gathered in a circle around Jin and Xiao . They were stunned . After Heihachis' 14 and 15 attend of taking over the world , they thought he had enough of getting beat up .
-And what is his plot now ? asked Julia
-Don't know . I couldn't see . I think it's a bomb .
- Maybe it's a semi automatic with high range . said Nina Everybody looked awkward at Nina. -What ? I'm an assassin . I have to now this things .
-There she goes , showing of with her job . Bitch!
-Shut up , whore ! And ... and ... Dad loved me more! Nina and Anna got in to a cat fight , but the others were to worried about Heihachis' plan to place any bets .
Hwoarang , who was already high on drugs , tapped Xiao's shoulder . The girl turned around to look at the junkie.
-What's the world ?
-Hwoarang ! It's were you live, dummy !
-Oh ! Then lets beat the shit out of the loon . I'm not letting that pshico take over my pad ! I just added some pretty new pink carpets .
- Don't worry guys . He'll be ok ( how can junkie ever be ok ?) in a couple of hours . said Jin . -Hey , bro! Want some weed ? It's stellar !
-Um . Yes , why not . Jin took a cigarette from Hwoarang .
- NNNNOOOOO! Yield Jun jumping to catch the cigarette from Jin's mouth . She took it and destroyed it with a grin on her face . What's wrong with you son ? I told you to protect the grass , not to smoke it ! You go to you're room and think about what you have done against nature .
-Jun , leave the little devil alone .
- Dad , stop calling me a little devil ! Well what do you want me to call you ?! We both have devil genes and I'm papa devil and you're little devil . sad Kazuia
- Honey , no more bed time stories for you . "Goldie locks and the three bears "was to impressive for you .
-So , you don't want to be my mama devil ? Kazuia smirked Jun was blushing and Kazuia was giving her the go-go eyes . Xiao started jumping around Jin and clapping her hands happily .
-C'mon Jin ! she asked in a sweet voice . Let's go beat up the old guy . Please ! Pretty please !! -Ok ! Who else wants to beat up Heihachi ?
Everyone raze they're hands . After that Jin lead the angry mob to Heihachi's office. The old man was seating in front of his desk and was surprised when Jin and the others came in .
-What's the meaning of this ? asked Heihachi .
They didn't answer . They beat up Heihachi and kicked him to the flour .
- Now lets ask questions !
-Me ! Me ! Xiao jumped .
- Ok ! Go ahead and ask .
-Hum ...hum...hum...Mister Mishima ...ahhh...I forgot .
- Xiao ! everybody seed in an angry tone .
The pretty little girl with pig tails started crying . The others were sorry . But in a couple of minutes Xiao was smiling again . Heihachi got up and ran to the door trying to escape . He passed Eddy and Christie but the Gordo guy didn't stop him .Kazuia caught him in time and smacked him to the floor. Jin looked at Eddy :
-Why didn't you stop him ?
-Yap , sure , put the black bra to do the dirty work ! Jin scratched the back of his head :
-You know you just said bra in stead of bro ?
-I said bro .
-No , you sad bra .
-Bro!
-Bra !
-Bro!
-Bra ! Are you messing with me Kazama ?! Coz if you are , I'm gonna beat you're fucking white Japanese ass all the way to fucking Tokyo !
-Eddy we all ready are in Tokyo . sad Christie
- Ok ! Shanghai !
- That's in China Eddy . Who's side you're on ?!
-Uhm , Jin's . I guess .
-Well , fuck you Kazama for taking my girl !! And Eddy left with a big bang . Everyone looked at Heihachi who was drinking his tea calmly . After he saw everyone there he put his cup on the desk and lay down on the floor again .
-Give us you're invention ! sad Julia taking a fighting stance .
-What invention ?
-The one you made to take over the world with . You know ! The brown like thing that smelled like chocolate .
-My chocolate noodles ? Why the hell wood you want my prototype for the new Mishima fast food chain ?
-Chocolate noodles ? Mishima fast food ? asked Jin
-Aren't you taking over the world ? asked Ling
-No ! God ! It was a figure of speech !
-So , can we try the noodles ?
- Please , somebody shoot me !
a gun shot was heard and Heihachi fell to the flour . Jin gasped in horror . He looked at he's friends trying to find the guilty one . Hwoarang was holding a gun in he's hand.
- HWOARANG ! everyone shouted at him .
-What ? He was asking for it !
-Dude , it was a figure of speech .
-Oh ! My bad .
Heihachi was still moving . Jin took he's grandfather's hand
-Jin , grandson ...
-What is it grandfather ?
-Give me... my noodles ... Jin got up and looked at Hwoarang .
-Shut him again !
-Ok ! Three more shots were herd and Heihachi finally died .
Nina approached the body inspecting the bullet wounds . "Amateur" she thought . After Heihachi died the others went to his desk and started eating the noodles. They were actually pretty good . Heihachi would have had millions with this invention .
-Wait ! Don't eat the noodles , they might be cursed . I have the perform the un cursing ritual . sad Julia firmly .
She grabbed a vase and started dancing with it around Heihachi's body , making weird animal noises . She approached Jin :
-Jin , give me a lock of you're hair for the ritual !
-The hell no ! You're not touching the do , so tell it to the hand !
-Xiao , give me one of you're teddy bears !
- Naha , I'm not giving you my teddy bears , did I ever give my teddy bears ? no , NO! So I'm not giving you my teddy bears . Find your own teddy bears coz I'm not giving you my teddy bears , did you hear me girl ...
In Heaven ( yes, Heihachi went to Heaven , don't ask me why )
-Damn kids ! sad Heihachi angrily .
-What's wrong Heihachi ? asked God . Are you angry at those kids for killing you with cold blood ?
-No !
-Then what ? asked God curios
-They ate my CHOCOLATE NOODLES !
Well hope you like it . It's my first comedy and I like it very much . I know it's short but I think it's ok ! I'll try to do better next time . See ya !
Ibi!
Disclamer: And oh yah! I don't own and will never own Tekken. Do I wish.:)