Well, I've decided to finally make a drabble collection for my new favorite couple! Yoruichi and Kisuke! Don't worry IchiRuki, you're a very close second :D. Anyway, this is the first chapter to my Kisuke/Yoruichi oneshots collection, hope you enjoy it!

Cat Got Your Tongue?

"Are the keys in the ignition?"

"Yeah."

"'Kay, turn them just a little bit until you hear the engine start up, then let go."

"Alright."

Yoruichi bit down on her bottom lip and squeezed her eyes shut as she slowly turned the ignition key and heard the rumbling of something up front. She had no idea what it was, so naturally, it scared the shit out of her.

"What the hell is that!?" She exclaimed, tightly gripping onto the steering wheel and whirling her head around every which way.

He chuckled lightly as he leaned back and placed his hands behind his head. It was rather amusing that she didn't understand what an engine was, or even a car for that matter. But it was fine with him, he would be there to teach her.

"It's the engine." He replied calmly as he yawned.

"Don't you dare go falling asleep while you're teaching me, Kisuke." She said, eyeing him carefully as she raised one slim eyebrow.

"Alright, alright, Shihouin. Relax." He said as he sat up and stretched his arms out. "I'm awake."

She covered her mouth with her arm as she coughed "Lazy ass bum" into her sleeve and quickly looked in the other direction.

"Heard that, Yoruichi." He said as he frowned and lifted his hat off of his head, dusting it off. "That wasn't a very nice thing to say."

"Hmm?" She said innocently as she batted her eyelashes and slightly pouted at him. "Did I say something wrong, Kisuke?"

He sighed and began laughing again as he placed his hat back on his head. "No, nevermind, Princess."

She couldn't help but to laugh along with him, but only for a moment. Princess? Where'd that one come from? If he was trying to be a smooth talker, she wasn't buying it.

"'Kay." She said, holding her head high as she stared out the dashboard window. "Well, now what do I do?"

"See that peddle down there? The long one?" He said, leaning over to point at the gas peddle.

"Yeah."

"Lighly press down on it with your foot."

"Which one?" She said, staring at him for an answer.

"I don't care."

"Which one?" She repeated, this time a little irritated.

"Uhmmm...the right one." He said, shaking his head. "And then pull the stick forward."

"What?"

"This is a stick shift. You gotta use it to move the car."

"What the hell is the stick?"

"That thing stickin' out right in the middle of the damn seats." He answered, emphasizing his statement with a quick point to the stick.

"Well don't get mad. How the hell am I supposed to know this shit?"

"Yoruichi, just push it forward and step on the gas."

"The what?"

"The peddle I just pointed to a minute ago." He was trying to keep his patience, but it was getting harder by the second.

"Alright." She moved the stick with a grunt and pushed her foot down on the gas peddle.

But apparently she hadn't listened so carefully when he had said 'lightly', 'cause the second she set her foot on it, they were sailing down the alleyway behind Kisuke's shop like a giant road runner.

And there were lots and lots of pot-holes. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Kiiisuke!" She said, turning her head frantically to look at him, her words were bouncy from the bumpy ride.

He was holding onto his hat with one hand, and the seat with the other. His eyes were enormous. She thought they were going to fly out of his head. "What the hell are you doooiing!? I said LIGHTLY!"

Bump.

She could see smoke rising out of the hood of the car, and she figured that wasn't a good thing. And she also saw there was a tree in the way. The tree she had just crashed into.

He let go of his grip on the seat and sat up, looking around, and then at her, to make sure she wasn't hurt. And to much of his relief, she was fine. Sure, she may be scared of ever driving a stick shift car for the rest of her life, or even any car in general, but he was just happy she was okay. So he thought he would laugh it off.

First he just started to chuckle, then it turned into full outbursts of laughter.

She was confused.

"Why the hell are you laughing, Kisuke!? Are you mocking me!?" She said as she swatted his hat right off his head.

He stopped laughing as he gasped and bent down to pick it up almost immediately.

"Hey, now. Don't take it out on the hat, he hasn't done anything wrong." He said as he patted the top of the hat and waved his finger at her.

"Kisuke..." She said quietly, a whisper, really.

"Huh?"

"You're an idiot." She said even softer, and a smile curved itself along her lips just before she leaned over and pecked him on the lips. Only seconds later she found herself sitting in his lap and his head was resting atop of hers.

He was a little confused. Happy, but confused. But he didn't really care about the confusion, he had Yoruichi Shihouin in his lap, and what man in their right mind is going to complain about such a thing?

And so they just simply sat there, for at least fifteen minutes before she stirred.

"Problem?" He said as she was turning herself around to face him.

"Nope." She answered as she placed both of her hands on his shoulders and landed her lips right back onto his.

His hands rested on her lower back as he welcomed her kiss with much desire. Yeah, his only car was trashed, but the way the lesson ended made up for it, one hundred percent. A few seconds into his 'situation' with the Shihouin, he heard his cell phone ringing, and naturally reached down to answer it. But a certain someone gently grabbed his hand and put it back exactly where it was before. He got the impression that she wanted to continue with no interruptions, and he was in no position to argue with that. He had no problem with it whatsoever.

He could hear a voice speaking on his voice mail, and he recognized it as being Rukia's.

"Urahara? You there? I know you're available, just answer your damn phone for once! What's the problem, cat got your tongue?"

He smiled from that last statement, and all he had to say about it was,

"Exactly."

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That's the first to the collection of KisuYoru drabbles, tell me whatcha think!