Hey everyone! I never intended to write this, let alone publish it, but the Hulk was threatening to smash me a la Loki if I didn't help him out. :) You know how these plot bunnies get... Anywho, this is my first published "fic" aside from school assignments, so constructive criticism is very welcome!
I don't own Marvel's The Avengers or "Call Me Maybe." If I did, Thor would be mine, and I would be quite rich. :) All respect given to both.
It doesn't look good right now
Chitauri are flying down
Wanna destroy my hometown
And then the entire world.
I'd give my life to save all
But I'm scared the world will fall
Unless you answer the call.
Banner, time to suit up.
Your eyes were glowin',
Ripped shirt, muscles growin'
Big fight, cars explodin'
Wait! You need your orders, Banner!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
They're hard to look at.
Their mugs are ugly.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad
So smash some, maybe?
Our world's in trouble.
It needs saving.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash come maybe?
You took your time to appear
But I'm relieved that you're here.
Now, the Chitauri know fear,
But you've gotta suit up.
I know you hate the big guy.
But you really have to try
To control him, or we'll die.
Yeah, you've gotta suit up.
Your eyes were glowin',
Ripped shirt, muscles growin'
Big fight, cars explodin'
Wait! You need your orders, Banner!
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
They're hard to look at.
Their mugs are ugly.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad
So smash some, maybe?
Our world's in trouble.
It needs saving.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash come maybe?
Before you came back to New York
We needed you bad
We needed you bad
We needed you so bad
Before you came back to New York
We needed you bad
And you should know that
We needed you so bad
They're hard to look at.
Their mugs are ugly.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad
So smash some, maybe?
They're hard to look at.
Their mugs are ugly.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash some, maybe?
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Chitauri are bad
So smash some, maybe?
Our world's in trouble.
It needs saving.
Yeah, Chitauri are bad,
So smash come maybe.
Before you came back to New York
We needed you bad
We needed you bad
We needed you so bad
Before you came back to New York
We needed you bad
And you should know that
We needed you so bad
So smash some, maybe?
Since you can't see him right now, I should probably tell you that Bruce would be very happy if you clicked the review button. If you don't, he might get angry... and we know how he gets when he's angry. :)