Title: I Do

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke

Rating: RaS - Random and Sinned

Disclaimer: Don't own

Warnings: Naruto and Sasuke being super friendly (not being sacrastic, seriously just being friendly)

Notes: Lmao. I dont know the words to a wedding... so... dont hurt meeee!! -cries- (People keep sayin i say blond like 'blonde' well... i took french class and blonde sorta got stuck in my head -smirks-

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"Do you Sasuke, take Naruto as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do." The Uchiha said with passion staring deep into the fox's ocean blue eyes.

"And do you Naruto, also take care of Sasuke, in sickness, and in health, as a lawfully wedded husband?"

The whole village was now aknowledging the blonde. This marriage was everything to the village at this moment. The teams were crying, teachers giggling. Everything would be perfect for the blonde except for one thing...

"I..." The blonde stared back into his lover's eyes..

"I.. can't.."

The crowd was shocked and displeased.

"Maybe I should explain this from the beginning!!" The blonde yells at the readers. (lol that was lame)

Enters flash back!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!! -sfx-

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!"

"Hehehe. Alright alright calm down. You start today!"

The blonde recently passed his interview and is now workin' at his favorite ramen shop Ichiraku. (I think that's what it's called..)

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

So excited he ran around town screamin to the heavens. The villaged looked in confusion, while the others look in disgust. The blonde didn't really care at how the village thought of him at the moment. This was the best day of his life. And it wasn't even over yet!!

Moments later.

"Hello, heeeheeee, Welcome to Ichiraku Ramen!!! Wat do ya want?!?! TELL MEE TELL MEEEE!!"

"Hehe. Naruto, don't scare the costumers..."

"Heeheeee sorry!" the blonde nodded in agreement.

But as the blonde looked back at the costumer.. he noticed..

"Hey dobe. You serve me now!" (sheesh that's very perverted!)

Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto's best friend since... ummm... he was 5!? Sure lets go with that!

"SASUKE?! ERRRRRRRRRRR HI!! UHHH... WAT DO YUO WANT?!"

"I want, that special dish, that you always make for yourself.." The raven smirking and leaning in REALLY CLOSE!

"Uhhh.. Sure sure!"

The boss giggled at himself at what the Uchiha was attempting to do. And his lousy worker is so dumb to realize it!

"Hey boss can i have a lunch break!?!"

"Sure sure, go have fun, but only for 30 minutes!"

"Hai!"

The blonde brought 2 exact same bowls to the counter. And placed one for himself and his best friend.

"Enjoy!! heeeheee!" the blonde giggled merrily.

Why do i act soo damn cute when I'm in front of SASUKE?!?! He probably thinks Im a freak!! RAWRRRR!!!

Why does he look soo damn cute when he's in front of me?!??! He's so cute and not a freak!!!! RAWRRRRR!!

"Hehehehe.." The Uchiha smiled.

They began to chow down.

28.5 minutes later.

"-Aahhh-" The two exhaled their last breathe after taking their last slurp of ramen soup.

"So.. Naruto." The Uchiha looked at the fox

"So... Sasuke..?" The blonde looks happily back.

"Busy after work?

"Umm well, i need to go home and tell my friend i'll be out with a certain Sasuke, but that'll be it." The blonde giggled

What... Friend..you're living with a friend?

"Oh, sure sure. How bout 7:56?"

"Oh... "

"yeah, sure!!" The blonde seemed to have something else on his mind, the other boy was distracted by it, but didn't let it bug him.

"Alright, well, i don't wanna bug ya at work, so catcha later kay'?

"Ok! Bye!" The two smiled at each other.

The dark haired boy actually had no plans and really wanted Naruto now! So he...

"Heh? Sasuke?"

"ERrrrr, hello?"

"Wat are u doing here? Naruto's inside workii---"

"--Yeah i know, but I'm waiting out here for him." The Uchiha smiled with his eyes closed.

"How long you been out here? I haven't seen you since u last ate here."

"I've been out here.. since i left.."

"haahaahaa!! Why didnt' you tell me, i would've let you stayed in!"

"oh really?!"

"Yeah just hold on!"

The boss of Ichiraku tossed out the trash and went back in.

"Hey Naruto, Sasuke could stay in the bar if u want."

"REally? well.. I don't want him to distract me from working." The blonde exclaimed trying to be all gentlmen like at work.

"Nah nah its alright, i want you to have fun here, did u know that boy has been waiting outside since you came off your lunch break?"

"WHAT?! ITS BEEN 6 HOURS!!"

"Heheheh. Ierno, it's your friends! You can go bring him in here if u want. But don't over crowd my restaurant with your friends, you can have about 4 over to stay if ya want."

"ummm hold on!!" The blonde peeked out the front door and found a Sasuke contemplating about something.

"Hey sasuke! Watcha doin here?"

"Just sittin. Waitin."

"Oh?" The blonde sat next to him getting comfortable.

"Yeah."

"Well, i got 30 more minutes. Wanna come inside?"

"That'd rock." (lol)

As the boss and the server cleaned up the shop they said their farewells and parted.

"Thank you Sasuke.."

"Neh? What for dobe..?"

The two talked while walking to the blonde's apartment.

"For waiting for me.. all day.." The blonde giggled.

"Errrrr. No problem." The Uchiha looked the other way with a bright brush.

He's cute when he's blushing.

The blonde opened the door. And something darted at the blonde's face.

"AKAMARU!!" The blonde yelled in excitement

"Heheheheheheeeheeeee!!"

That's not his Naruto's Dog.. it's..!!!

"Hehehe Wanna hold him Sasuke?"

"Uhh sure.."

How can i refuse to such a cute face?!

The dog was all crazy barkin' and and trying to bite the Uchiha's face and his hands.

"Akamaru only hates bad people ya know?" A shadowy figure appeared from the apartment.

"Don't joke like that Kiba!" The fox laughed and took the dog back.

But the other 2 boys weren't laughing..

"Sasuke this is--"

"I know who this is.." The Uchiha interrupted.

"Oh, well he's my roommate!" But we aren't really fit with munny right now, so we only share one bed room."

What.. Naruto..?

"I see. Can i come in?"

"Sure sure!!"

"Nice apartment." The dog boy remained quiet watching the Uchiha talk to the fox.

"Hehe. Thanks! Rome around a bit kay'? I need to use the bathroom!"

The blonde fled, and the Uchiha and the Dog boy stared each other down.

"Heheh. You won't get him you know. He's too stupid to fall for you." The dog boy barked getting comfortable on the couch.

"Oh really?" The Uchiha chatted while walking around, looking at the pictures of him and Naruto. Some just Naruto, some just Kiba. And some Naruto and Kiba.

This is ... annoying..

The Uchiha walked in the bedroom the 2 shared. Sasuke saw a scene.. that scarred him.. There was only 1 bed, made for 2. And in the trash can there was alot of tissues. And he suspected by the scent it was that dog's seed. (yum!!)

Why Naruto...?

"Sasuke!! Im ready!!"

"AJKHDGKHAS!?! Oh, Naruto.. okay." The Uchiha freaked out at how loud and unnexpecting the boy can be.

The blonde grabbed the Uchiha's hand and fled out the front door.

"WAIT NARUTO!"

"Yeah Kiba?"

"Where u goin with Uchiha?"

"He wanted to take me somewhere why?"

"But..."

HURRY KIBA THINK OF SOMETHIN!!

"But.. we need to UHHH pay the bills!?!"

"Oh come on Kiba!! We can pay em' when we come back!"

'Nice try' Akamaru barked at his master (only Kiba understanding obviously)

"Alright.." The Uchiha laughed loudly in his mind listening to the dog boy in defeat!!

"Come on lets go!"

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You know... out of all Sasunaru fanfics Hinata isnt really in them i've noticed. Hinata pwns. SHE PWNS EVERY OTHER GIRL AND YOU KNOW IT!!