Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed but if i did it would go something like this.
Summary: The older kids are closing in on the answer to how to get rid of the Triad. They are doing the best they can to figure things out for the sake of the younger kids since this is their prophecy to complete. The answers that they find will shock them and lead them to question some of the things that the elders have done. Greg is adjusting to being back and dealing with a love that he thought that he had lost. Despite all the things that he did to them the gang is being really nice and doing their best to make him feel welcome and like a part of the family. Nicole is still carrying on with Tim and trying her best to choose between him and Cole. Long kept secrets will come tumbling out and the outcome of that might not be good. One way or another the Triad is coming to an end and the Halliwells and their friends will be more than happy to be rid of them so that they can get on with their lives. Not to mention a couple visitors from the future will pop in. Calleigh's ex also shows up out of the blue and disrupts her life.
Chapter 1: Cutting Loose
P3 was pretty crowded for a Thursday night and the music was pumping. Most of the gang was in their usual booth. Despite what they had said about needing to go to Voodoo to drink they still came here. Old habits and such died hard and it was the one thing that they got to do that could even be considered normal.
"Hi, guys, sorry I'm late. I actually went back and forth about showing up at all." Greg said when he walked over to the group. He had been back for almost a week and he really didn't know how he felt about being around his family after everything that he had put them through.
"Greg, don't be ridiculous we wouldn't have asked you to come if we didn't want you here." Prue told her little brother.
"I don't know you guys asked Donnie to come and I raised objections to that." Bianca deadpanned.
"B, I really don't find you amusing in the least bit." Donnie told her niece.
"That's ok, because I happen to think that I'm hilarious when I want to be." Bianca replied.
"Greg, just do your best to ignore those two, God knows that we all try." Jake told him. He was really making an effort with his brother this time around.
"Donnie this is Greg, Greg this is Donnie." Chris said introducing the two.
Greg stuck out his hand to shake hers. "Greg Halliwell," he felt his breath hitch in his throat when Donnie took his hand.
"Donnie Castigliaono," Donnie replied with a smile.
"Is Donnie short for anything?" Greg asked though he knew damn well what it was short for.
"It's short for Donatella, but I will inflict bodily harm upon you if you think about calling me that." Donnie answered him.
"I wouldn't dream of it." Greg smiled at her.
"Right, because there are very few people in this group that go by their given names. Don't get me started on these two cousins that I have." Rachel said rolling her eyes.
"Rach, you're being crabby like my sister right now. If you want I can have a talk with Chris about not giving you any." Oriana offered with a smirk.
"I will have you know that we are doing just fine in that department thank you very much." Chris protested with a scowl marring his handsome face.
"I would ask about conversations like this, but I know that it is normal for you guys." Greg said sitting down.
"Yeah, we get pretty off topic sometimes and it is a miracle that we ever get anything done." Calleigh chimed in. Parker was working and she just felt the need to be close to him at the moment.
"You would honestly think that I could get one of the guys to cart this heavy ass thing around, but no they make me do it." Paige bitched as she cleaned the empty bottles off the table and put them in a tub.
"Tell Troy to get off his lazy ass and do something. For where I sit the only thing I've seen him doing is holding up the bar." Liz told her niece.
"Troy and Parker both pulled the they have seniority on me card." Paige said rolling her eyes.
"You are just so over worked." Bianca commented with a chuckle.
"Uncle Hank, do something about your wife before I kill her." Paige told her uncle in a conversational tone.
"You're not going to kill your mom." Henry said with a laugh.
"Don't be so sure about that." Paige replied with an arched eyebrow.
"Paige Victoria, you are not going to kill your mother, I'm sure that your Uncle Hank would like to have that honor himself." Chris joked.
"I would never dream of killing my baby I love her so much." Henry said pressing a kiss to Bianca's lips.
"I give up with you people I'm going back to work where I belong." Paige said rolling her eyes as she stalked off.
"B, she is such a lovely person." Donnie commented.
"I don't know where she gets that from." Bianca quipped. She knew damn well that her daughter could be just like her when she wanted to be.
"On that note I'm going to the bar. I'm sure that it will make Parker's night to see me." Calleigh said excusing herself from the group. She just wanted to go see her boyfriend for a minute.
"I still don't understand how Halliwell finally found a woman who can put up with his ass." Chord commented as he watched Calleigh walking away.
"I don't know how you found anyone who can put up with you." Liz told her little brother.
"Lizzie, in all fairness the woman that he found is my little sister and we both know that neither one of them are playing with a full deck." Bianca felt the need to throw that one out there.
"I don't even know why I put up with you sometimes." Oriana said crossing her arms over her chest.
"Shouldn't you be working right now?" Roman asked her with a confused look on his face.
"Nope, Parker didn't schedule me for tonight. He scheduled Mel, Val, Troy, and himself. The dumbass thought that he was taking the easy shift and we are fucking slammed tonight." Oriana replied sounding just a little bit like she was gloating.
"I don't know why Aunt Piper keeps your ass employed here." Lilly chuckled shaking her head.
"Technically Aunt Piper still employs all of our asses. None of us have ever quit working the clubs." Liz reminded her.
"All I know is I don't mess with the woman because she signs my checks." Roman said he really had the most sense out of all of them when it came to that.
"Correction, Lilly signs your checks, she is the one who does payroll." Mel said walking over to them. She was taking her hard earned break.
"You know this how?" Roman asked her shaking his head. The amount of shit that his girlfriend knew blew his mind sometimes.
"I was a manager for three years I know these things." Mel said taking a seat next to him.
"She's right, I am the one who signs the checks in addition to everything else that I do. I hate doing payroll more than anything, but I don't complain when I see what my check looks like." Lilly told her brother.
"I'm just the chef I try not to ask too many questions." Roman replied shaking his head.
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Calleigh was sitting at the bar waiting for her boyfriend to have a minute to pay attention to her. She realized that he was busy and that's why she really wasn't in a rush to grab his attention.
"It's pretty slammed tonight, I guess you have to send up a flare if you want to get the bartender's attention." A male voice beside her said.
Calleigh knew who that voice belonged to she just hoped that she was wrong about who it was. She turned her head to she her past sitting there on the barstool beside her. "What are you doing here, Mike?" she asked in an accusatory tone. He was the last person that she wanted to see.
"Cal, you're the last person that I expected to see. It's really great to see you again. I would really like to talk to you." Mike said with a smile.
"Mike, I can barely stand to look at you and I damn sure don't want to talk to you." Calleigh seethed.
"Come on, Cal, you didn't used to be this uptight." Mike said.
"You shouldn't even be here, you should still be in prison where you belong." Calleigh told him glaring at him coldly.
"Cal, I've learned from my mistakes and all I want is the chance to talk to you." Mike damn near pleaded with her.
"I don't want anything to do with you and you should know why." Calleigh was putting up a brave front. She was trying to act pissed when she really felt scared.
"I realize now how wrong I was, I should have handled things differently." Mike replied.
"Mike, I don't want to deal with you right now, I probably will never be able to deal with you. You did more than just beat me you killed our baby." Calleigh very rarely talked about losing her child, but she thought that he deserved to live with some of the pain from what he had done.
"I don't think that I'll ever forgive myself for that and I don't expect you to either." Mike admitted.
" I can't do this with you." Calleigh said getting up to walk away.
Mike grabbed her arm to stop her. "Cal, please," he begged her.
"Let go of me, you don't get to put your hands on me ever again." Calleigh spit out at him. She felt fear and panic well up inside her. She was a stronger person than the one she was when she was with Mike, but seeing him again was making her waver.
"Just talk to me for a second." Mike said grabbing onto her arm tighter.
"I suggest that you get your hands off of my girlfriend." Parker said coming out of nowhere. His eyes were flashing with rage and every muscle in his body was taut in case he had to strike in a hurry.
"Leigh, I really want to talk to you, but I get that you're not ready now, so I'll go." Mike said walking away.
Parker went to his girlfriend and held her tightly in his arms. "I take it that that was Mike?" he asked with an arched eyebrow.
"You would be right on the money with that one." Calleigh answered him blinking back tears.
"You gonna be ok?" Parker asked his brown eyes sparkling with concern.
"As long as I'm in your arms I'll be fine." Calleigh said giving him a reassuring smile so that he didn't worry.
Opening Credits:
Theme:
Chariot- Gavin Degraw
Starring:
Wyatt Halliwell- Wes Ramsey
Chris Halliwell- Drew Fuller
Henry Halliwell Jr.- Channing Tatum
Cooper Halliwell Jr.- Paul Walker
Charles Bradford- Alex O'Loughlin
Lila Nicolae- Jordana Brewster
Roman Nicolae- Ben McKenzie
Elizabeth Shane- Bethany Joy Galeotti
Parker Halliwell- Eddie Cibrian
Troy Shane- David Boreanez
Bianca Hoyt- Marisol Nichols
Calleigh Cavanaugh- Anne Hathaway
Rachel Hoyt- Natasha Livingston
Oriana Hoyt- Jessica Biel
Chord Shane- Jake Gyllenhaal
And
Prue Halliwell- Jenifer Love Hewitt
With:
Melinda Halliwell- Amanda Bynes
Valerie Halliwell- Eliza Dushku
Penny Halliwell- Daneel Harris
Carly Halliwell- Sophia Bush
Patty Halliwell- Rachel Bilson
Ricky Bradford- Taylor Lautner
Jack Halliwell- Jensen Ackles
Alan Halliwell- Chris Pine
Brady Halliwell- Michael Bublé
Hailey Mitchell- Amanda Seyfried
Puck Cavanaugh- Mark Salling
Paige Halliwell-Daniela Ruah
Dominic Turner- Jonathan Rhys Meyer
Savannah Turner- Ali Larter
Chase Hoyt- Chris Evans
Billy Jenkins- Chad Michael Murray
And
Emily Bradford- Hayden Panettiere
"Parker, tell me you locked that door." Chris begged his uncle. They had just closed up P3 and he really didn't need anyone else trying to get in.
"Of course I locked that door. I'm not stupid." Parker replied rolling his eyes.
"Mel, you and Val might want to make yourselves scarce right about now. We're getting ready to have a very in depth study into recapturing our teenage years." Wyatt told his baby sister and his baby cousin.
"I think that I might have to stick around for this." Mel retorted with a grin.
"Trust me, Mels, you really don't want to be around for this it isn't going to be pretty. This is us letting off steam before we go after the Triad." Henry warned her.
"As long as my boyfriend is here I think that it might be wise for me to make sure that he doesn't get into trouble." Mel joked.
"What we're not saying right now is we don't mind if you hang out, but we can't let you stay because we want to get rid of Val." Jake couldn't help laughing at the look that crossed his baby sister's face when he said that.
"I will have you know that isn't a very nice thing to say to me. You really don't want to fuck with me right now after the shift that I just worked." Val said glaring at her brother.
"Really, Coop, you should know better than to pick on my girlfriend." Troy said seriously but he couldn't hide the smirk that was playing on his lips.
"I should probably get going." Greg said looking down at his feet.
"You are not going to go anywhere and leave me on the mercy of these people." Donnie said grabbing his hand so that he had no choice but to stay.
"Ok, for you I'll stay, but only because I have nothing to do in that house all by myself." Greg relented.
"Greg, you're stuck with us now and you might as well get used to it." Chuck said clapping him on the back. Everyone had really gone out of their way to be nice to him and make him feel like part of the family.
"What's the first thing on the agenda?" Liz asked. She honestly was beginning to think that she and her friends were alcoholics.
"The first thing is that we don't really have a plan right now." Chris answered his sister-in-law.
"Do I really want to stick around and bear witness to this?" Paige asked. She was mostly talking to herself.
"You should probably go back to your apartment and be with your boyfriend. I don't mean to spread tales, but mommy plans on getting a little drunk." Bianca told her daughter with a smirk. She knew damn good and well how much she hated it when she said shit like that.
"I don't even think that that shit is funny anymore, mother." Paige retorted glaring at Bianca.
"I obviously still find it hilarious." Bianca replied.
"Who's ready to get fucked up?" Troy asked holding a bottle of tequila up. He was just choosing to ignore that spat that Bianca and Paige were having at the moment.
"Mommy knows that you aren't happy right now, baby bear, but you will feel better if you go to sleep." Piper told Jack as she walked the floor with him.
"He still hasn't gone to sleep?" Leo asked sticking his head into the nursery.
"No, he is cutting teeth and he isn't happy about it." Piper replied.
"Piper, if you want to get some sleep I can stay up with him." Leo offered.
"It's fine, I've got him. Besides that you have to be at work early, I can always go back to sleep." Piper reasoned with him.
"Are you sure?" Leo asked.
"I'm positive, I just gave him some Tylenol, so he should be out in a minute." Piper assured him.
"Do you want him to sleep with us for the night?" Leo asked knowing how she was.
"I think that Jackie and I would both like that a lot." Piper replied smiling at her husband.
"Piper, I know that you feel like we're not as important to the kids as we used to be, but that's not true." Leo said knowing damn good and well how she had been feeling lately.
"You don't have to tell me that, I know that we're still important to them. Hell, I've made a lot of progress. If you will remember I'm the one who basically threw Mel out of here so she will go away to school." Piper reminded him.
"Honey, you don't have to be brave for me. I know how hard this is for you, but you have to think about it this way they are becoming the people that we raised them to be." Leo said calling her on her bullshit.
"I know that too. I just shudder to think about what they're doing tonight. They asked me if they could hang out in a club for a few hours after they closed it. That scares the shit out of me." Piper said doing a full body shake.
"I'm thinking that we will be better off not knowing what they are doing tonight. I think that they are having fun tonight because they are going to figure out what to do about the Triad tomorrow." Leo told her.
"Jackie, if mommy has anything to say about it you are never going to be a party animal like your brothers and your sister." Piper told her infant son.
"Piper, we should probably think about getting him to bed. You know how cranky that boy is if he doesn't get his sleep." Leo pointed out to her.
Piper kissed her son on the head. "Come on, baby bear, you're sleeping with mommy and daddy tonight." She told him as she carried him down the hall to the room that she shared with Leo.
"I can't believe that this boy isn't sleeping yet. I don't know who told that lie about babies sleeping a lot, but they should probably be shot." Carly said she had actually made it home on time for a change and she was feeding her baby brother a bottle.
"Carly, he is probably afraid that you're going to drop him on his head." Patty told her twin sister.
"I don't think that you're funny, Charlie." Carly spit back at her sister.
"I wish you two wouldn't argue in front of your brother." Paige told her twins rolling her eyes at them. She was honestly going to miss their bickering when they both went off to college.
"Fine, then we will just discuss how Hailey is a half hour late for curfew." Carly replied.
"Carly, you of all people have no room to talk about anyone else breaking curfew." Patty said looking at her sister in disbelief.
"I never said that I had room to talk I just said that I was going to talk." Carly smirked at her.
"Jesus Christ, I hope that Al doesn't turn out anything like you." Patty retorted.
"I give up on trying to get you two to get along." Paige said throwing her hands up in the air. Just then they all heard the front door slam shut. "Hailey Alice, get your ass in the living room now." she called out to her niece.
Hailey walked into the living room wearing nothing but one of Brady's oversized t-shirts. She had a huge grin on her face. "I'm home." She said by way of greeting.
"You are a half hour late for curfew, do you have anything to say for yourself?" Paige asked her trying her best not to sound amused.
"Sorry," Hailey said with a shrug.
"I'm sure that you're really sorry, that's why you can't keep the smile off of your face." Paige retorted.
"You are getting to be a big a sleaze as Carly is. I can't believe you came home wearing nothing but his shirt." Patty could only roll her eyes she just didn't know what to say to them sometimes.
"Says the woman who practically lives with her boyfriend and I'm shocked as hell that she is home right now." Hailey quipped.
"Ricky and I need some time apart every now and then." Patty told her seriously.
"Is he any good?" Carly asked grinning.
"We are not having this conversation. He is your cousin you shouldn't want to know these things." Hailey said shaking her head at her.
"From the smile on your face I would say that he is damn good." Carly chuckled.
"Have you talked to Dante yet?" Patty asked out of curiosity.
"No, I think I'm gonna talk to him tomorrow. It's not fair for me to keep stringing him along like this." Hailey replied.
"Honey, I just ask that you don't turn into another Carly, just talk to the boy." Paige put her two cents in on the matter.
"Don't worry I plan on talking to him I just don't know what I'm going to say yet." Hailey assured her.
"How about you snooze you lose and now I'm getting naked with the cupid." Carly suggested.
"Here give me my baby brother before you rub off on him." Patty said taking Alan from her while shaking her head in disgust.
"I will not be saying anything like that to him thank you very much. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go take a shower." Hailey said stalking up the stairs.
"Jesus Christ, Timmy, we really need to stop doing this." Nicole said as she lie back on her ex-husband's bed panting.
Tim chuckled because she had automatically laid her head on his chest while she talked about them needing to stop this. "Nicky, you say that every time we do this and you still come back."
"I realize that, Tim, I'm kinda hoping that this is just us trying to get some closure. I don't know that I trust you enough to get into a relationship with you again." Nicole told him.
"Nicky, I know that it doesn't seem like it, but I have never stopped loving you." Tim replied seriously.
"I still love you too, Timmy, but that doesn't mean that we're good for each other. I shouldn't even be doing this right now, I have a baby at home who needs me and I left him with Cole for the night so I could come fuck you." Nicole could be just a little vulgar when she wanted to.
"Cole isn't me, he's a good father and Dom will be fine with him." Tim assured her.
"I'm not worried about anything happening to Dom while he's with Cole, I'm worried about turning into a bad mother." Nicole corrected him.
"Nicky, you could never be a bad mother. I don't ever want to hear you say something like that again. You raised our babies without any help from me and all three of them turned out just fine." Tim didn't like her being down on herself.
"Sure they did, Troy and Chord are both gambling addicts and Liz has abandonment issues. I say that qualifies me for mother of the year for sure." Nicole spit back sarcastically.
"All of those things are my fault and that has nothing to do with your mothering. Troy and Chord got that gambling bullshit from me, and it is my fault that Lizzie has abandonment issues. Now I'm pretty sure that there is no way that even you can argue with that." Tim said putting his foot down on the matter.
"Tim, I'm a lawyer I can argue about pretty much anything." Nicole reminded him unnecessarily.
"I know that you can argue about anything I was with you for a long time before I split like a fucking moron." Tim replied.
"Timmy, sometimes I think that you leaving made me stronger. I mean I could have turned out like your mother. You know that she couldn't hack it after she divorced Ed." Nicole replied.
"You are a hell of a lot stronger than my mother. Our babies would have been in sad shape if you weren't. You know what my life was like growing up, Edward never put his hands on my mom, but he was mentally abusive to her. I swore to myself that I would be a better father than he was, I guess it's a damn good thing that I'm not the only one I broke promises to." Tim gave a dry chuckle.
"Tim, you still have time to be a good father. Sure they might not need you as much now, but they do still need you. You're back and you're really trying with them. I think you coming back was all that mattered to Lizzie, I can see you wearing Troy down, and Chord has a lot to process right now." Nicole said gently.
"God, I really love you, Nicky." Tim said kissing her on top of her head.
"I say this all of the time, but God help me, because I love you too." Nicole replied allowing him to wrap his arm around her waist.
"Henry, you are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm going to do that." Bianca told her husband with her hands on her hips.
"Come on baby, everybody's going to do it." Henry replied. He was ignoring that fact that she called him by his given name.
"Come on, mom, live a little." Paige egged her mother on.
"Alright, I'll do it." Bianca relented hopping up on the bar. She couldn't bring herself to disappoint her daughter no matter how ridiculous the request was.
"Lay face down on the bar and pull the back of your shirt up." Henry told her.
Bianca did as he said and then she flinched when she felt a cold liquid being poured down her back. She knew that that was Henry pouring tequila on her and it pooled in the small of her back. "That shit is cold." She complained.
"I'll remedy that in a second." Henry replied. He took a saltshaker and shook some of it on her back along her spine. He didn't really need the salt but he wanted to make his wife squirm. He took his tongue and ran it down along her spine and then drank the tequila that was on her back.
Bianca felt tingles going up her spine from Henry licking it. "Hank, don't start something that you can't finish right now." she cautioned him.
"And that is how you do a body shot." Henry announced smugly.
"B, it wouldn't be the first time that someone has had sex on that bar." Troy informed her.
Val didn't miss the fact that her older sister blushed when Troy said that. "Prue, what are you blushing about? He was talking about him and me." she asked.
"Don't worry about, Aunt Piper would kill you two if she knew that you were having sex on the bar." Prue replied looking down at her feet.
"You can't get on to me for something that you and Chuck have obviously done." Val replied with a smirk.
"We didn't exactly have sex on the bar we had sex in the back office." Prue replied with a shrug.
"That sounds familiar, Roman and I have done that in the back office at Charmed." Mel chimed in.
"Mel, don't tell things like that with your brothers standing right here. I really don't want to die." Roman said blushing two different shades of red.
"In this instance you don't have to worry about Chris or I killing you. My mom is the one who would kill you if she were to find out that you have been having sex in her office." Wyatt said he was trying his best to let his sister grow up a little bit.
"Totally valid question, where is the most exciting place that you guys have had sex?" Val asked of course she would ask something like that it always came back to sex with her.
"At school." Oriana answered her. She didn't find anything wrong with Val's line of questioning.
"With who?" Bianca asked her and then she saw her husband looking down at the ground and the way her sister was looking at her. "Oh, I should have known better than to ask that question." She said shrugging.
"I've had sex in the bunk room at the hospital." Wyatt volunteered.
"You better be talking about me, because that was just last week." Liz teased her husband.
"Now you know that I don't have eyes for any woman, but you." Wyatt said kissing her.
"I hope you washed your hands before you attempted to operate on anyone." Val commented dryly.
"I would have to say that mine is in the locker room of the police station." Henry said looking meaningfully at his wife.
"No, nothing beats the time that we had sex on top of my desk at magic school." Bianca argued with him.
"I'm going to go with having sex in my office at school." Chuck threw out there.
"Funny you should mention that, Chris and I have had sex in your office." Rachel informed him.
"Rach, we agreed that we weren't going to tell him." Chris chuckled.
"Rach, I don't think that that shit is funny. I have to work in there." Chuck protested.
"I told her that we shouldn't do it, but she twisted my arm and I just couldn't say no." Chris joked.
"Chuck, I'm going to have to mention the time that we had sex in Aunt Paige's office." Prue reminded her husband.
"You better hope that my mom never finds out about that she is not above blackmail." Henry pointed out to his cousin.
"Park, you're being awfully quiet, anything you want to share?" Val asked her uncle.
"Nope, I'm just going to pass on this one." Parker said throwing his hands up in front of him. He didn't know how they got on some of their topics but he wished they wouldn't.
"Come on, Park, I'm pretty sure that they can handle the fact that we had sex in my office with my dad right down the hall." Calleigh teased him. She knew how he was about sharing their sex life. At the moment she was putting up a brave front when what she wanted to do was fall to pieces.
"All of you have a problem. I used to think that I was bad, but now I'm not so sure." Donnie said shaking her head.
"Donnie, you are anything but innocent." Troy told his ex-girlfriend.
"I never claimed to be innocent, but I'm not as bad you people are." Donnie replied.
"I don't think that anyone in this group can claim to be innocent." Greg said rolling his eyes.
"Greg, you don't get to talk right now. Unless you have something to share you don't get to say anything about anyone else." Val told her brother and the sad thing was is she was dead serious.
"I have stories that I could tell I just don't want to make you blush." Greg replied.
"Cody, trust me on this one it is not possible to make that girl blush." Roman informed him.
"Frodo, don't you want to go somewhere and cook something?" Val asked him sarcastically.
"Do I pick on your boyfriend?" Mel asked her.
"Hey, he had that one coming." Val defended herself.
"You didn't answer my question, do I pick on your boyfriend?" Mel asked her again.
"No," Val answered.
"Then leave mine alone. I realize that you and your older sister see him as fair game, but I will have you know that he is very sensitive about his height." Mel berated her.
"Or lack thereof." Chuck commented with a grin.
"Chuck, don't think that I won't kick your ass because I think we both know that I will." Mel threatened him.
"I see that B gave up on being violent for a little while and now you have decided to take up the mantle." Oriana commented dryly.
"Tell me again why I can't kill her." Bianca said looking at her husband.
"Because you would feel bad about it in the morning." Henry reminded her. He did his best to hide the grin that he felt forming.
"I'm really thinking that I wouldn't." Bianca replied.
"Says the woman who turned into an alcoholic because something happened to her sister." Donnie muttered.
"I heard that." Bianca snapped at her.
"I meant for you to." Donnie replied.
"Ok, ladies, if you're going to fight at least wait until I can get the pool full of jello." Troy said in a very serious manner.
"Lizzie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your brother is a fucking pig." Bianca said rolling her eyes in disgust.
"I'm well aware of that fact and there is nothing that I can do about it, I'm just related to him." Liz replied.
"Dom really is his brother. I never thought he was like Troy until now." Paige mused shaking her head.
"Paige, don't wish that on the rest of us. Troy and Chord are already enough alike we don't need another person who acts like them." Liz said shuddering at the thought of her youngest brother being anything like her other two brothers.
"People, we are totally losing sight of what we're supposed to be doing here. The idea is to get so damn drunk that we hate ourselves in the morning. Now, I do believe that we were right in the middle of doing body shots." Troy called out. He wasn't having this talking bullshit.
"What do you say, Greg? You up for it?" Donnie asked him. She was shamelessly flirting with the younger man.
"Do you normally let men you barely know do shots off your body?" Greg asked her with an arched eyebrow.
"I don't and I'm not going to now, I was going to do the shot off of you." Donnie corrected him.
"I don't know." Greg replied blushing.
"What are you a chicken?" Donnie asked him.
"No, I just don't want to put the other guys to shame when I take my shirt off." Greg tried playing it cool.
"Greg, I dare you to let Donnie do a shot off of you." Henry said. He would dare anyone to do anything.
"What are we, five now?" Greg asked.
"Dude, you don't understand, you don't back down from a dare that Hank issues, because he will find something equally bad for you to do." Chris advised him.
"Alright, then," Greg relented with a sigh and he stripped his shirt off.
Prue looked at her little brother with disbelief written on her face. "You have your nipple pierced?" she asked him.
Greg tugged on the sliver loop that was in his left nipple. "Yeah, I did it for lack of anything better to do." He explained.
"Greg, stop talking you're not getting out of this. Now get your ass on the bar." Donnie ordered him.
Greg hopped up onto the bar and laid flat on his back. He did his best not to squirm when he felt the tequila pooling in his bellybutton. Donnie climb on top of the bar so that she was straddling him. She shook a trail of salt down his chest to his bellybutton. She lowered her head and started licking the salt off of him. She paused over his left nipple and gently tugged on the ring there with her teeth.
"Jesus, Donnie," Greg groaned out. He was in total bliss at the moment.
"I tend to get that reaction out of men." Donnie said lifting her head to meet his eyes. She went back to her primary objective after a moment. She made her way to his bellybutton with her tongue. After she made sure to get all of the tequila up she swirled her tongue around his bellybutton before sitting up.
"Damn, Donnie, did you want the rest of us to leave so you could fuck him right there?" Oriana asked her aunt.
"I don't mind you guys watching just make sure that I get a cut of what you make from the sex tape." Donnie quipped with a wink.
"I think I have finally found someone who is as bad as Carly and I are." Val said with her mouth hanging open.
"Trust me, Val, you don't want to be as bad as Donnie is." Rachel advised her.
"I'm pretty sure that she is worse than Donnie is so it is too late to be having this conversation with her." Jake said. He loved his little sister but there was no hope for her.
"I feel like I've just been raped." Greg joked as he got off the bar.
"From the sounds that you were making I think that you might have liked it." Wyatt told his younger cousin.
"Wyatt, don't be gross." Liz slapped her husband on the back of the head to further make her point.
"Lizzie, you don't have to be so damn rough on the guy. He has it bad enough being married to you." Chord told his older sister.
"B, how much would you charge if I hired you to kill one of my brothers?" Liz asked the younger woman in a serious tone.
"That would all depend on the circumstances surrounding the hit and how much time I have to put into it. And I should mention that I don't even consider doing a job for less than twenty grand." Bianca replied just as seriously.
"You will not kill my boyfriend and I don't care how much Liz offers to pay you." Oriana protested.
"We were only playing. I would never kill Chord, because he is so damn simple minded that it would be entirely too easy." Bianca retorted.
"Fuck, with the way that she is protesting you wouldn't know that I'm her dirty little secret." Chord joked.
"You are not my dirty little secret, I would just prefer to keep you alive and that is why I have yet to tell my parents about us. My dad would kill you if he found out that we were dating." Oriana explained to him yet again.
"I see that Hank and Tyler are both still drawing breath and they married your sisters." Chord pointed out to her.
"I'm his youngest girl so he is a lot worse about me than he is about the older two." Oriana replied reasonably.
"Would now be the wrong time to point out that you were married?" Wyatt asked and Liz smacked on the back of his head again for saying something like that with Henry and Bianca in the room.
"The only thing that stopped daddy from working Hank over is the fact that he is bigger than him." Oriana replied.
Henry didn't like the direction that this conversation was taking so he pulled his shirt over his head. "Hey, babe, do you think you can do half as good as I did?" he asked her.
Bianca walked over and put her arms around him. "Thank you for that." She had her mouth close to his ear so that only he could hear her. "I can do much better than you did." She said winking at him.
"Wyatt Matthew, do mention Henry and Oriana being married in front of B. It makes Hank uncomfortable." Chris growled at his brother mentally.
"Sorry," Wyatt sent back sounding genuinely contrite.
Greg groaned when the morning sunlight started filtering in his bedroom window. He was reasonably sure that it was a small miracle that he hadn't ended up with alcohol poisoning last night. The only thing that he knew for sure was he was never drinking with his family again. His eyes bolted open in surprise when he rolled over and felt someone in bed next to him.
"Can you try not to move so much? The room is doing enough spinning as it is." Donnie asked him her eyes shut tight to ward off the sunlight.
"Donnie?" Greg asked in surprise. She was really the last person that he expected to be waking up next to.
"Greg, what the hell is going on?" Donnie asked. She had thought that she was in bed at Lyn's house and this was her sister's idea of waking her up.
"I don't know." Greg admitted. He lifted the blankets that were covering them and sure enough they were both naked underneath there.
"Well, if you don't know then I sure as fuck don't know." Donnie groaned the sound of her own voice was making her head hurt at the moment.
"I think that you and I might have had sex last night." Greg said.
"What makes you say that?" Donnie asked him.
"The fact that the only thing covering either one of us is this blanket." Greg replied.
"Jesus Christ, I'm getting to old to be waking up in bed next to men I barely know with no clue as to how I got there." Donnie bitched.
"We were obviously attracted to each other or this wouldn't have happened." Greg pointed out to her.
"My sister is going to have my ass for this. She already thinks that I act too much like a kid and now I have just proven her point for her." Donnie shuddered when she thought about how Lyn was going to react to this.
"I won't tell your sister if you don't." Greg bargained with her.
"Trust me, Lyn is going to know that I was up to something the minute I walk in that house wearing the same clothes that I had on last night. She isn't stupid and she is more than likely going to have something to say about it." Donnie replied.
"I don't want you to think that I do this sort of thing often." Greg said blushing.
"That's supposed to be my line. I don't think any less of you for taking me to bed last night I obviously wanted it and what's more than that I needed it." Donnie laughed. She gave his nipple ring a gentle tug.
"I know that I needed it." Greg agreed with her.
"In that case I am happy that we could help each other take care of our needs." Donnie smiled up at him. She tugged on his nipple ring again.
"You have really got to stop playing with that thing. If you don't I might not be able to control myself." Greg said his voice coming out in a growl.
"Maybe that's why I keep playing with it." Donnie said.
"You are really too much." Greg told her.
Donnie seeing that he wasn't going to get what she wanted if she kept hinting around threw her legs over each of his hips and straddled his lap. "I'm thinking that I'm only going to be able to control my urges if I remember them being taken care of." She dipped her head and kissed him on the mouth.
"I say this much for you, you really know how to kiss." Greg grinned up at her before pressing his lips to hers again.
A/N: So here is the first chapter I hope that you guys enjoyed it. I had to bring Mike into the story because I thought that Calleigh needed a little closure where he is concerned. I'm thinking that I like Greg and Donnie together they are pretty cute. I know that there wasn't really much happening this chapter, but bear with me and we'll get to the good stuff soon. Nicole is still playing her little games with Tim and I'm pretty sure that she still cares about him a lot. Until next time please review.
